We have a prgram at the office that requires me to turn off everyone's antivirus for it to work properly. This has been the case for 2 months while tye software company fixes it. When our computers restart for any reason, the antivirus turns back so I have to turn it off again. I can't give peple the password though because that is the password for a few systems. I get 4 emails today from 4 people that know damn well what the problem is that all say the same thing "I cant figure out why this program wont work. We need to get this fixed or I cant do my job" all with the branch manager CC'd.

Idiots. All of them are damn idiots. 😐🔫

Im confused.... Someone posts something completely off-topic with the wk5 tag, and it has dozens of upvotes? Why are we letting people spam this place? Dont let DevRant become another Twitter!

Happy Father's Day to all the ranters out there! may your bugs be few, and your code execute correctly the first time.

Am I the only one that doesnt find a single one of the LinkedIn/Microsoft jokes funny? "Do I have to upgrade to LinkedIn 10 now?" These jokes are already tired as hell!

Tye branch manager just made me spend 1.5 hours rearranging a huge dropdown list because he wanted to be able to sort it differently. We are deleting that dropdown list tomorrow.

I am currently involved in a project that will change the way Las Vegas does show ticketing. We are literally flipping the entire system on its head and doing it over.

Figured I would get in on the setup pics. . .

I was given 8 hours to build an entire website from scratch. No storyboards. No content to start with. Just "I have a meeting with the CEO tomorrow. Make sure we have a new website to show him"

STICKERS!!!! FUCK YEAH! Thanks @dfox and the other guy whose username I do not know!

Why do clients always try to use our lingo? They sound stupid. I read a post yesterday that said "no coding necessary. Just HTML and CSS" . Um. What? I also have a client that always tells me "I just need you to make some updates to the CSS with programming" . 😐🔫

@dfox what makes a rant a "Top" rant? I have one with well over 100 likes and it is not in the top rants. Not that I care mine isnt there, it just made me wonder what the criteria is.

Post on Craigslist: Need simple website. No coding, HTML and CSS only. Send price and examples.
Me: I need you to answer 4 questions before I can send a price.
Them: I really like your work, but if you cant give me a price without me answering any questions then you arent a good fit.

Yeah.... I feel for the guy that picks this one up.

Client: wow! I really love the simplicity of this site. I have a few requests though. Can we add a popup of a picture whenever someone hovers over a link, I want to add 2 more colors, I want that one section to grow and shrink when someone hovers......

Me:........... 😐🔫

Two reasons why I love devRant.
1. None of my clients are here so I can say what I want.
2. Everyone gets my geeky ass jokes that usually only I laugh at.

That moment when you use a template to save time, only to spend days debugging code that someone else messed up. #devLife

Client: I want the same navigation style as xyz.com. You can just use that "inspect element" thing you showed me to download it, right? I'm sure it will only take you 2 minutes.

I got 99 problems and they are all bugs in my code. Then I apply a patch, and I have 112 problems. #devLife