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When you work better than the client, and the client describes you like a toddler that has never use a pc in his life, and your company believes him and fires you.
PS: fuck INDRA and may the project manger have his penis cut in a million of pieces
when I code a lot, i have to eat something, and sadly I'm chubby chubby like this penguin
god i hate to hack company's pc because i can not use common tools....
story time!!! :D
I tried to install xamp on the company's pc and everything went fine until windows decided to block apache.
Then i tried to change apache's listening port to 80 to 9090 and windows let apache run....
stupid windows and stupid network >:(6
i hate crm because:
- no programming challenge
- headache UI
- 1000 steps if you want to add something
argh i would like to program in assembly blindfolded rather than use a crm. ;__;8
be me, has an internship, nobody teaches him about software tools the company uses until last month of internship....
I think sometimes I should learn by myself .... :(3
When you have to fix the whole project because of noobs developers
Okay two Months of internships and:
1)The Db Package broke while i was implementing The database class
2) i wrote An inplementation in The wrong Class
3) i asked to The project manager The test cases And He Said The things You did while You implemented The code
4)making a thing that The framework Can Not do..
So am i doing Good :D ?8
yeee i am officially a dev ranter i did my first commit on friday... and it went bad! 😱
luckly it wasn't something so dangerous for the project it was a simple error on the plsql procedure.2
italian devrants after the deploy say this 😎 :
uagliú araprit e mbriell che stasera chiov sangue.
(ragazzi aprite gli ombrelli che stasera piove sangue)
for other devrants: guys open your umbrella that tonight is going to rain blood4
argh! I did my first internship error XoX.
The client passed me some url about a wsdl definition of a webservice we should use for our project.
I was to leave when my tutor said that that url was a production url.
I used default parameters when i tried to use the webservice... I hope I didn't break the server
hey guys i've played a game called mindnight. It is awesome. simply enough you have two factions: hackers and agents the goal is to hack 3 network nodes if you are hacker and secure 3 nodes if you are agent.
the good thing of this social game is that you can find attitude patterns of both agents and hackers. and be the best liar if you are hacker or the best detective if you are agent.
ps:beware of the penguin and snowmen OvO4
Okay I confess i'm still fed up with post-meritocracy gate but the people involved are not in tech for sure
(that's what my eyes have witnessed)
The front page of the website gives a link to a reasonable amount of good sources on the criticism against meritocracy, but 0 sources on why we should agree with the Values part. We need to have that to convince people. I know because I'm not convinced. Every single point in that section should be explained as deeply as the criticism against meritocracy (perhaps in different page for each one of them).
"Hey don't pig meat everyday because blablablablablabla (goes for 30 minutes)"
"Okay, what should I eat then?"
"Grassfed beef meat"
Null0x90: Excuse me... what the fuck? OwO
PS: this is my final rant against meritocracy now I'm sorry if I'm making devrant my personal punching bag.4
ok I haven't done anything political in my life, but when yesterday this guy attacked linux with his autistic CoC I went full bersek.
Today I retweet his selfish tweet about how he is proud of being a trans, and how he is beautiful and powerful.
I know it maybe the most stupid thing i could have done but nobody touch the penguin.
this guy: https://twitter.com/CoralineAda/10
Fuck nintendo, ea, ubisoft and all other famous game software house
nintendo closed emuparadise because the roms were illegal...
no nintendo you're trying to earn more money with old games (80's and 90's) because like any other software house you can't make decent games...
- the last zelda was dark soul with legend of zelda skin
- super mario odyssey was super mario in the city... seriously?!
jesus fuck entertainment companies now they are only entertainment banks7
React professionals do you organize components with arrow functions? I hope not... the guy on udemy is doing a whole project using arrow functions instead of classes 😱1