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Welcome to 2017:
Facebook = Blue Snapchat
Whatsapp = Green Snapchat
Instagram = AllPossibleColors Snapchat
Ps: First rant **yayy**12 -
"sudo !!" Will rerun your last command with sudo privileges in a Linux environment.
You're welcome.34 -
I put a lot of work into trying to explain to you muggles what I do all day in a way you can understand (it's hard, trust me) and you still reject it as boring nerd crap. I'm sick of it! What if you told me working at that restaurant is "putting water on plates, wiping it off, and putting meat and cheese between slices of bread" and I said "wtf is that, and who cares?" Wouldn't that hurt your feelings, that I didn't even attempt to make a connection with you, friend? That I didn't even attempt to step outside my experience to meet yours? Isn't it equally insulting how far you have to dumb it down, just for me to lose interest entirely? And yes, I know that's not your specific task. That only proves my point further.
And why, exactly? Conceptually, you handle pre-digested poop all day.
_I teach plastic to think._ Sometimes it even thinks better than you do.
How is my job less interesting?
And what's more, why does EVERYONE seem to think so?
How do you expect people like me to keep your iPhones, bank accounts, and self-driving cars working if you alienate us like an alternate species for building those things? I mean really. You people treat us with a disinterest harmonious with homophobia. "Don't ask, don't tell." Except you do ask. And then you condescend as if working with my brain makes me less worthy of your attention than your exciting minimum-wage restaurant job.
Have fun with that, by the way.
Oh, and you're welcome for <object I fixed that wasn't really broken>. Maybe next time, just google it.
I know you won't.
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Welcome to JavaScript where
Number.isInteger(0.9999999999999999) is false and
Number.isInteger(0.99999999999999999) is true11 -
Me: *Working intently on project*
Gf: "Why are you just googling stuff & copying"
WELCOME TO PROGRAMMING 10111 -
Inspiring the generations...
In Tech world everyone is welcome to achieve their goals and taking the world to new levels together.
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Welcome everyone.
Today I signed my first contract!!!
Front end
Part time
I'm 30.
This is still a start14 -
Welcome back, hopefully theres soon a rant telling us what has been going on since last time we saw you?
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*boots computer*
*login screen appears*
*enters password*
*windows says "Welcome"*
*You have entered wrong password*
Are you fucking serious? Can't you even handle simple login flow? Why the fuck you display welcome screen before validating my fucking password? What the FUCK12 -
I bought 4 of them to introduce Dev rant to my three collegues (one is for myself of course). Hopefully we can welcome them soon here.
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After giving 1000 posts a ++ its time to say hello :)
It's a really nice community and I already spent some hours reading rants. Thanks for this great place.
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Hey from Spain :) hope everyone is having a good time!!
So....
I will be honest :) need 10 points to do ava :D
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Old people to new people -
"Welcome to devRant"
"Enjoy your stay"
🤔
I think, do some people plan to be a guest and leave devRant after sometime?
I'm here to stay.
Maybe, it should be
"Welcome to devRant, now you're stuck here..." 😈
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I'm your CEO
This is our monolithic full stack JavaScript Saas
This is our legacy code
And Welcome to jackass.1 -
Pro tip: It is faster and easier to say 'World Wide Web' than it is to say 'WWW'.
You're Welcome!19 -
Welcome to the gang you sticky little sticker. Im glad they made all the way to germany. Thx @dfox
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You went through .dll hell and survived the .jar hell.
Now you're developing in AngularJS... welcome to scope hell6 -
Seen as most devs listen to music while programming, I'm curious what music you listen to? Playlist are welcome too!49
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How is it that my wireless headset becomes the name of my git bash session in VS code? Speculation welcome.
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Just came from a one week holiday, only to come and see that zesty security and some other repositories are no longer supported on my 17.04 ubuntu...
Updating to 17.10 now..
Havent even booted up my windows laptop yet.. God please give me strength..19 -
Hey guys
Just want to say that I'm new here and hope we all will have a good time and can help each other.
Greetings13 -
Welcome to backend development, when only felow programmers know what you are doing, and fucking frontend guys get all the credit.9
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Lets have a moment of silence for the devs who created IE and Edge.
I'm sure many who worked on them are great devs and at one point were very proud and inspired by their work but upper management ultimately fucked everything up. The IE guys have since been ridiculed and the Edge devs had to create a peice of software that they knew was destined to be one of the most critically reviewed and ridiculed releases ever.
My heart goes out to all of you and we would love to hear your rants. Your welcome here anytime.4 -
Sometimes I wish people were Linux processes so that I could kill them for being so fucking useless.
Ruined my weekend for no reason. Get a fucking life.10 -
RantComics - Make your own devRant based comics with the community!
(Ideas / PRs welcome)
(Subproject of devBanner Org)11 -
Bug Rant: Open Google app(android), type this on search bar 'send a message to barack obama'.
You're welcome13 -
If there is a circumstance that forces you to leave your laptop unattended, just open up vim and leave.
You are welcome12 -
Describe the most hellish development environment you can imagine for yourself:
Me:
Workstation OS: Windows Vista with network boot, no hard disk and can't save local files
Server OS: Closed physical appliance of Windows Server 2000 with no possibility of installing extra software
Languages: Visual Basic, Perl, Php, assembly, ABAP
IDE: None, just echoing code lines to files
Web technologies: IIS, Sharepoint, Java applets, asp
Network: No internet access, internal company network only
Web browser: IE 6
Graphical design software: msPaint
Version control: Emails
Team communication: Emails
Software distribution vector: Emails
Boss: some 40 year old guy who knows nothing about computers
Not kidding most of these stuff were actually real in my previous workplace.11 -
!rant
In firefox:
about:config
In "dom.webnotifications.enabled", change "true" to "false"
Website notifications are now disabled. You're welcome.7 -
My JetBrain studient licence is over ... :'( RIP i dont have budget to buy good IDE.
welcome back VScode16 -
Vodafone, 2019
This is simply ridiculous
"Welcome to The United Arab Emirates. Warning - you have activated your mobile device overseas. Significantly higher charges may apply. While you're here, it will cost up to $20.89/min + 40c connection fee to make calls, $5/min to receive calls, $3.50 to send a TXT and data is charged $51.20/MB. It's free to receive a TXT. (...)."
Not Shure if other carriers are better, but with roaming on this rant would have, probably cost like 10$ :D12 -
Stop ending rants with "Welcome to my TED talk."
All it does is make me want to stick my fist in your ass.
Welcome to my TED talk.8 -
@dfox must be flexing some ad space. I’ve seen an influx of new users the past few days. Welcome to devRant everyone.8
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Spending a lot of time in 'recent' I greet many people with "Welcome to devRant" every day.
The funny part: half of them used devRant before I even knew it existed but they just now decided to write their first rant8 -
!rant
print("Hello World!")
Erm..... Here goes nothing.
Hello everyone, I'm [REDACTED] from [REDACTED] in the SEA region. I'm a highschool student, 17, with a hobby of programming in Python 3 as a self-taught trial-and-error script kiddy, mostly small scripts from random "Yea I should do that, how long will it take?! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"-moments. I found DevRant while talking with people in a few programming Discord servers. Hope this is enough for a "Hello World!" post....and yea, welcome me to DevRant *pop confetti and hope not forced to clean up later*14 -
First time ever I convinced someone to join devRant!!
He's another intern in this company!
Welcome onboard, @kosimst!7 -
I don't know how i should feel about this....
Honestly only reason i am on FB is bcd i need to use Messenger....
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missed a plane. the first trip to my country is after 24 hours.. had to pay for another ticket..
yeah, welcome 20194 -
I’ve seen an increased amount of new ranters recently, welcome to devRant! We hope your stay is as amazing as the rants you’ll be posting!
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Welcome to devRant.
Where everyone's shitting on C/C++ today 👌
Does that mean PHP is betterer today?18 -
Me: Does Microsoft does beta testing before launching updates?
MS: YOU ARE THE NEW BETA TESTER, WELCOME!
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just saw that a guy liked his own linkedin post
doesn't get any better than this folks
welcome to hell6 -
Finally, it's working..
A new device added to my Collection.
Welcome Echo Dot !!!!!
Long list of skills planning to implement..
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I just noticed I didn't say "Hello world!" when I first got on devRant... so...
MessageBox.Show("Hello world! 💙");4 -
HEY GUYS, welcome back to your IDE! Don't forget to update and change your color scheme, and SMASH that run button!3
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Welcome to devRant, where everything is about our jobs and the points somewhat matter. (because swag and all)2
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Here are all the infos for this Friday night meeting:
- Friday 22/12
- 6PM
- Brussels Central station
Everybody's welcome ! :D29 -
Can you think of how weird it would be that someone greets you with the word "Moin"? Welcome to northern Germany...9
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Just introduced my best friend to devRant! Immediately enthusiastic! Welcome on board mate :). @CoffeeAllDay !2
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This UI when I click on an Amazon link on my Android 7.1.2. "Welcome back to Android Gingerbread !"
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I have noticed that even here there are people who need this explained to them, so here you go, you're welcome.
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A warm welcome I received as I entered home returning from 48hr long exhausting sleepless time.
Thanks for these lovely stickers!
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I want to dedicate my first post to all the people who build this great community.
And I hope start commenting more.2 -
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE
WHERE YOU HAVE TO EDIT THE COMPILER TO FIX ERRORS
Made by @cozyplanes. All rights reserved.
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For your Glassdoor needs:
document.getElementsByClassName('hardsellOverlay gdGrid')[0].remove()
document.body.style.overflow = "inherit";2 -
I basically need a select few contributors to speed up the development process. Python3 developers, testers and researchers are all welcome6
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A side project of mine.
Useful for offline html, CSS and Javascript prototyping.
https://github.com/Bigalan09/...
Pull requests welcome!2 -
You can't have it both ways. There will always be some cons. Just gotta deal with it and hustle! 👊1
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Welcome to Whose Sprint Is It Anyway, where the estimates are made up and the story points don’t matter!1
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I can’t say I understand the humour here yet but I’m lucky to have found a whole rant based community for people named Devin.7
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At college you learn like dozen of languages but end up getting job in Java/C#
Welcome to India 🤗🤗1 -
Have you ever felt that you are just existing mechanically like a robot?
I went through a dark phase and came out on the other side stronger. Though people helped me but technically I was all alone.
I have had countless people tell me that I inspire them.
I used to get approached by so many every week for mentorship and career advice.
One of my closest college friend said he survived extreme Schizophrenia and depression because of my support.
Hell, I have had people tell me that they are alive today because of me.
I never bragged about my achievements unless asked. People said they feel light and positive after talking to me. They felt I gave them a sense of purpose.
I used to have immense clarity in my life. My life path used to be crystal clear.
Many even said I am the happiest they met.
But with recent narcissist abuse, all my life, emotions, and positive energy drained out of me. Literally squeezed. My biggest regret.
I can no longer feel a soul within me. I cannot feel happiness. I am fucking lost.
I am just existing like a mechanical machine and I hate it. This is taking me longer to heal than the time frame I anticipated.
I feel this will take some more time for me to heal but I am 100% sure I'll fucking bounce back and bounce harder.
I'll dream again...
I'll smile again...
I'll make new friends again...
I'll love again... I'll live again... -
IONICS DOCUMENTATION SUCKS A FUCKING BIG ONE!! Well done on a shit welcome to ionic experience cunts7
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What would be the best operating system to update Windows? windix,lindows,wac or mindows ? Any new suggestions are welcome as well.3
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var devRant = new DevRant();
devRant.Subscribed += (target, args) =>
{
Console.WriteLine("Welcome, " + args.User.Name + "!");
}
...
var self = devRant.GetCurrentUser();
self.Subscribe();
...
...
> Welcome, olezhka!4 -
Hello there I am back again.
I deleted my account (doh) because I was in a moment where I wanted to eliminate all my accounts and sadly I removed this one too.
So I lost all my points..
By the way I am here again eady for listening new rants.
PS: For the admins even if my devrant profile is deleted google still tracks my old rants.. Can you do something about it?
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"A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one" -- chancellor Palpatine
(And now he knows my real ugly face 😭😭)
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Today in Amy can’t remember words, I forgot the word nostalgia and instead said “pangs of wistful memory”. You’re welcome.2
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and another case of my parents discovering new technologies i alteady told them about:
my mum hast just found out about hyperloop, after watching on tv, and is like "wow omg that's incredible 😯😶🤔"
me thinking "well good you (finally) know about it, welcome to the future😅"
if i told them, they would be like "oh ok interesting" and then forget about it the next second😑😪2 -
I think i can #Rant on behalf of that Engineer (trollyboy)...doesn't look like he's enjoying himself at Zürich Airport! Captions welcome!
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Welcome to the future, where a video platform is a better radio station than a dedicated music service.7
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!rant
Does anyone have any good podcast to listen to about programming? Preferably anything related to web dev but anything is welcome5 -
Man I couldn't believe, whenever there's a rant of wk100 as a newcomer to devRant I couldn't understand anything, today I understood that this week is wk101.
So I joined devRant at wk100.
That's something. -
In Vim, :x = save and quit
Never hear anyone mention this command. its the one i always use to quit Vim. Youre welcome :)3 -
Android Tutorial #3: Welcome back! Today we're gonna learn how to use the List View.
Me: Wow, this is gonna be so useful for me! What a great tutorial!
The next day
Android Tutorial #4: Welcome back! Hey, remember List View from yesterday? Yeah, it's deprecated. Today we're gonna learn how to use the Recycler View.
I feel so betrayed 😵8 -
I have just been made aware that not everyone in this community knows the legendary tri-state boolean.
It is impermissible for anyone in this community to not know of the legendary tri-state boolean.
https://thedailywtf.com/articles/..._6 -
The hostel wifi's captive portal has huge images and super slow JS, Kindle can't handle that. Welcome to 20171
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Do you Know Some Good Publish platforms to publish My Not-finished at all application ?
(any one wants to collab is welcome)9 -
I am going to enable zram + zswap using systemd-swap. Any advice is welcome.
I currently do not have any swap enabled.4 -
Good morning Developers
*Voice appears from no where* :
You have to code and complete all the bugs, issues and the frameworks,
By the end of the day.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it?1 -
Ever tried programming while having serious hayfever..? Welcome to my life today :')
Can't. F***ing. Focus.2 -
Quick sneak peek at my next demoprod: https://youtu.be/08QZ798DNqI
Welcome to music on a calculator bois! -
My welcome message all the time
Username userName = new Username();
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Microsoft bought GitHub.
2 Ways it will go:
0. They will welcome it
They will make it bigger
And then kill it
1. They will welcome it
They will keep it running
It will be as good as before2 -
!rant http://projects.haykranen.nl/java/
Your welcome... seriously this gives me more than a few smiles when im deep in java hell.3 -
What did I accomplish today?
80% improvement in build time AND you can now run multiple builds in parallel. You're welcome. -
Anyone here using couchdb? Any thoughts about it? Advice? Practical uses? Any comment is very much welcome :)2
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How does one can have energy enough to **think** after studying?
Any answers but coffee and sleep is welcome, I tried them.10 -
Welp, after 8 months of active feature development we've reached RC1! .. it's a welcome reprieve to do some bugfix/improvement work!
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Decided to start a software engineering blog after several years of procrastinating.
likelikeatemyshield.com
Just published my first post. Feedback is welcome :)7 -
Pick one:
> Awesome username but ugly real name.
> Ugly username but awesome real name.
🤔
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Any suggestions to a fresher who is applying for full time developer jobs?? All insights are welcome.4
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Welcome to blender: Home of "Trying to create a small, node-based material, only to have your computer implode on itself."1
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