AboutMidwest web/.NET developer.
Skillsc#, c++, MVC, SQL (prefer MYSQL or MSSQL), JS if you pay me enough.
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Lambda style Linq statements should be no longer then 1 line in C#
Current task debug 10 line Linq statement. Fml
The stupid shits I see...
Dt = dateadd ("s",5,now)
Do while Dt < now
WHY DO YOU NO THREAD.SLEEP ()?2
Stupid shits, if I am converting this app from the VBA to a modern web app. Don't fucking suggest me copying and pasting tens of thousands of lines of shitty spaghetti code, into a new Web project.4
1. Pop breth mints to cover the smell of Jack in my coffee.
2. Headphones + NPR because my cube farm is loud AF and the owners idiot son sits right next to me watching YouTube comedy all day.
3. Check calander and commit log while VS loads our 100 project solution.
4. Get cracking
Dev. manager: hey did you check in your changes for that hotfix?
Me: "git checkout master && git log -1"
Dev. Manager: thanks!
Just saw this in a production app. There's a reason no other language implemented VB's OnErrorResumeNext, BECAUSE IT'S A F***ING TERRIBLE IDEA.
Catch (exception e)
//not really an issue