Lambda style Linq statements should be no longer then 1 line in C#
Current task debug 10 line Linq statement. Fml

Our database isn't normalized.

Or

Set compile warning = low

The stupid shits I see...

Dt = dateadd ("s",5,now)
Do while Dt < now
Loop

WHY DO YOU NO THREAD.SLEEP ()?

Stupid shits, if I am converting this app from the VBA to a modern web app. Don't fucking suggest me copying and pasting tens of thousands of lines of shitty spaghetti code, into a new Web project.

Help I Can't Stop Writing In CamelCase.

1. Pop breth mints to cover the smell of Jack in my coffee.
2. Headphones + NPR because my cube farm is loud AF and the owners idiot son sits right next to me watching YouTube comedy all day.
3. Check calander and commit log while VS loads our 100 project solution.
4. Get cracking

New project, VBA to Mobile app conversion... FML.

Dev. manager: hey did you check in your changes for that hotfix?
Me: "git checkout master && git log -1"
Dev. Manager: thanks!

Let's stop putting business logic in Constructors...

Just saw this in a production app. There's a reason no other language implemented VB's OnErrorResumeNext, BECAUSE IT'S A F***ING TERRIBLE IDEA.

Catch (exception e)
{
//not really an issue
Continue;
}