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brettmoan

3120

5y

Fix it without internet

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186

amahlaka

7555

5y

We deploy on Friday

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10
147

xios

1664

5y

JavaScript is basically Java

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16
109

zantekk

503

5y

// dirty hack. fix soon.

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5
97

darthtigris

2411

5y

Comic Sans in IDE

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86

euph

500

5y

-2,147,483,647 errors. 3 warnings.

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5
72

arantr

2235

5y

Don't we have backups...? 😰

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5
65

shauryachats

5832

5y

My semicolon key is broken.

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64

KrizirK

83

5y

Just a 'temporary solution'

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60

kshep92

3329

5y

The client just called

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hartra34

77

5y

Stack overflow is blocked

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3
57

fyroc

5969

5y

Forgot the WHERE clause.

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56

sljux

739

5y

"We must support IE8"
*insert Darth Vader nooooo gif here*

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jstaiyou

729

5y

"You can't use Linux"

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4
52

ekyl

293

5y

Weird sounds from HDD

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9
52

MajorRocki

607

5y

sudo rm -rf /*

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8
50

molynerd

2255

5y

"We're switching to Oracle"

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5
49

kudamalam

607

5y

"Next week? It's tomorrow!"

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Revenger

1543

5y

"Lets store passwords as-plain-text"

undefined wk36

6
44

Elfocrash

2228

5y

We use Visual Basic

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42

viadukt

1678

5y

Do it with flash.

undefined wk36

1
41

maximizer

949

5y

Code sharing is illegal

undefined wk36

1
40

pandas

2586

5y

We're out of coffee

undefined wk36

3
40

SnafuAI

713

5y

Fix it in production!

undefined wk36

1
40

alqaline94

304

5y

Every hardcoded thing ever 😥

undefined wk36

4
39

IAmNotARobot

3498

5y

Tests? Who cares? Deploy!

(true story... )

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jwmorse

321

5y

write this in assembly.

undefined wk36

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38

BikerMouse

1924

5y

Sorry, you are fired

undefined wk36
37

angryJavaDev

267

5y

It should be simple

undefined wk36
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vasq

281

5y

"It must support IE6."

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2
35

DivByZero

4831

5y

Letmecode rants about me

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magusd

439

5y

It's a soap api

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5
34

TechnoTrumpet

1392

5y

What is a 'chrome'?

undefined wk36

5
34

deadpool88

1352

5y

" i have a billion-dollar-idea"

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33

lmboricua

449

5y

Your job is automated now

undefined wk36

3
32

kamnikaz

153

5y

4 gigabytes of ram

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11
32

JohanO

2121

5y

"exactly like Facebook, but..."

(customer "spec" for a new web)

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JReinhold

162

5y

"DropBox is my VCS"

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3
30

evertiro

681

5y

Mixed tabs and spaces

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27

605rant

148

5y

Use Notepad++ to develop.

undefined wk36

10
27

francis-regan

230

5y

Production server credentials "test/test" 😱😨😱

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1
26

saDammie-Jr

629

5y

"Fix this legacy code"

undefined wk36
25

ismaeljtl

59

5y

Boss: We need to talk

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1
25

JammehCow

517

5y

Edge uses less battery.

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3
24

J4s0n

1369

5y

Light theme only ide

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24

n4nten

24

5y

3 hours sprint planning

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dontPanic

10665

5y

Sudo rm -rf /

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3
23

AGnlz

364

5y

😓😓😓 my life in one image vv

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5
22

SecondThread

2889

5y

It compiles; submit it!

undefined wk36

2
22

greekDev

585

5y

The deadline is tomorrow

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1
22

bkwilliams

7686

5y

It's an easy fix.

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2
22

wicho

2496

5y

No boot media found...

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GEARWasHere

243

5y

No boot device found

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21

hell

17394

5y

DevRant is no more

undefined wk36

1
21

zantekk

503

5y

Let's just use iframes.

undefined wk36

3
21

pepo900

518

5y

git push -f master

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2
21

Matthewb

1215

5y

Deploy prod on friday

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3
21

Haxk20

44283

5y

Sorry devRant has crashed.

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2
20

deadpool88

1352

5y

"Its like facebook but"

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20

jonnyserra

252

5y

Didn't do any backups

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2
20

httpeed

56

5y

// quick fix - no time

// dirty hack - shower needed

Both seen in codebase

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github

9880

5y

Earphone, Headphone both damaged..

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3
19

wicho

2496

5y

Make website copy-paste proof

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deadpool88

1352

5y

"I pay, you obey"
have fun!

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SirRahbek

123

5y

"We're migrating to apple"

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9
19

Data-Bound

2765

5y

I changed my mind
-generic client

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19

auliaisb

43

5y

They test in production

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1
18

bjorngi

3934

5y

Give me your estimates.

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18

LMagnus

2127

5y

Visual Studio is busy

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18

tytho

2359

5y

Works on my machine

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doofy

1376

5y

There is no coffee

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18

spongessuck

5145

5y

No new devRant notifications.

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1
16

rephiscorth

2533

5y

Project has no tests

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2
15

Dacexi

12346

5y

Production server is down.

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1
15

aadilp

1164

5y

"Works on my machine."

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15

harambae

1031

5y

you cant use flexbox

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1
15

ivucicev

396

5y

Just make it work.

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KrizirK

83

5y

Use Java version Script

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randomnumber

2285

5y

Android gradle sync failed

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blackmarket

5762

5y

The feds are coming!

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14

yo-adrian

390

5y

Laptop crashes during demo

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merlindiavova

742

5y

No time to test

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SaberShip

42

5y

Windows is preparing updates...

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jeeper

5513

5y

//Function confusing, document later.

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chramori176

81

5y

Undo button doesn't exist...

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ComradeEevee

905

5y

Please fix my laptop

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qbalsdon

2853

5y

Just one more feature

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2
12

NCC-1701

453

5y

Please, fix the printer

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2
12

Zaphod65

1619

5y

Build it in Silverlight.

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2
12

Bob-

612

5y

"Stackoverflow can't be reached"

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deMark

450

5y

Coffee shop is closed

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1
12

lkpridgeon

177

5y

Shit! The backups gone...

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12

theZorgEffect

1688

5y

You must use Netbeans

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1
11

CrankyOldDev

3619

5y

"You must use FrontPage"

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Garud

31

5y

Do this with 5 words

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11

daarkfall

3316

5y

Can it be configurable?

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11

mundo03

5343

5y

Go talk to them

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rusty-hacker

3361

5y

This 4 word limit feels like a perl one liner

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Skayo

9039

5y

Awesome library without docs....

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nitwhiz

12215

5y

let me google.. "FINISHED_DNS_PROBE_NO_INTERNET"

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2
10

SirusAmory

1930

5y

Use windows for today

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1
10

FiT3

124

5y

blue screen of death

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1
10

NCC-1701

453

5y

No need for indentation

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1
10

Mr-Numbers

673

5y

Your headphones are broken

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exploreTheC

1110

5y

You must use Vba

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10

forkbomber

1388

5y

"This will be transparent"

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Shadow117

977

5y

Only one more button

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stonyark

725

5y

"I had pending commits. "

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9

hayz

873

5y

Lots of legacy code.

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9

enzian

724

5y

"what could go wrong!"

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Cube189

2979

5y

Windows needs to restart.

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mgehlen

231

5y

This will never change...

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1
9

TurnItOffAndOn

450

5y

Eclipse is not responding

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2
9

theZorgEffect

1688

5y

"Deadline is Friday 6pm - update MUST be live then!"

Whenever I heard that I knew im going to be in the office till 2am

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tytho

2359

5y

DROP DATABASE users; oops

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9

JerreMuesli

1519

5y

Pair program with IT-manager

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slaat

1316

5y

It's just five minutes

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9

GlassOfMilk

111

5y

Variables as single letters or numbers, just why????

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8

GnoeJuan

583

5y

Just use this framework

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8

digitalmcgrath

621

5y

No time to test

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8

perfectdark

2784

5y

Insufficient Coffee OR Tea

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1
8

SoftDev

200

5y

We're out of coffee

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8

jpichardo

7514

5y

StackOverflow, GitHub, Google down

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Senk

623

5y

Fix this for free

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quietass2

2950

5y

Where's the 'any key??

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2
8

srshah19

1006

5y

Doesn't work in IE

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feroxid

19

5y

"Failure configuring windows updates"

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fiskolin

807

5y

Client / Manager: we need this tomorrow, it's easy to implement, isn't it?

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helloworld

9270

5y

Run out of coffee

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arvind1705

339

5y

The internet is down.

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8

ivucicev

396

5y

Send me status report.

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8

shinramidgar

9

5y

Coworker force pushed commit

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8

gustio

173

5y

Not saving bevor shutdown

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deMark

450

5y

The internet is down

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manisarao

85

5y

5 rounds technical interview

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osmarks

891

5y

Don't bother testing it.

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Dev-Zero

33

5y

It won't take long

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zankar

2141

5y

What is TeamViewer?

(you could say that's 4 words)

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7

rafaelescoffier

17

5y

Creating and managing Apple certificates 😁

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OOPMichael

111

5y

Our database isn't normalized.

Or

Set compile warning = low

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cheke

439

5y

Just add an if

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rayanon

1385

5y

Tabs instead of spaces

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4
7

dajjedzenie

7

5y

the uber of <whatever>

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2
7

saiphp

1198

5y

Removing SASS from workflow.

undefined wk36

15
7

qbalsdon

2853

5y

git push origin master

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7

scon

95

5y

Its a great idea

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mundo03

5343

5y

No more home office

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7

Cukes-

1768

5y

Power outage before saving.

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7

athlon

17076

5y

"Can you finish that feature in the next hour?"

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1
7

qbalsdon

2853

5y

Continue to support blackberry

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6

r0bb

424

5y

Someone pushed on Friday .-.

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6

PetriJ

1201

5y

Worst nightmare? When someone tells you:
...
"Works on my machine"

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6

nblackburn

9485

5y

"We don't need you anymore"

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6
6

DataWrecker

303

5y

Dev Rant closes.

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2
6

jallman112

3396

5y

On Error Resume Next

undefined wk36

1
6

ryanmat

610

5y

merge conflict on release

undefined wk36
6

cypherPunk

418

5y

We will use VB6...

undefined wk36
6

debian

120

5y

Must work from scratch

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6

athlon

17076

5y

"Can I run it on iOS 4?"

undefined wk36
6

delren-mctang

9

5y

"Just test on production"

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6

davide

2383

5y

PM: You can do it

undefined wk36

1
6

Zaphod65

1619

5y

Full natural language processing

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6

pinebit

144

5y

This is legacy code.

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1
6

ivucicev

396

5y

Have you finished it?

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6

chzbgr

952

5y

I'm a project manager

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6

srgalleguillos

863

5y

fix this easy bug

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6

mundo03

5343

5y

food is late again

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6

kevinkev

231

5y

Windows is installing updates...

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6

starless

2604

5y

"Don't write bad code." when asked about adding automated tests.

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lquessenberry

2641

5y

When you get time, ...

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5

Desinika

1214

5y

"Shouldn't take to long" -client

undefined wk36

1
5

human06

1631

5y

We have few changes !!

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5

mrmarbury

973

5y

windoze as dev env

undefined wk36

1
5

PlebsicleMcGee

71

5y

I start counting from 0

undefined wk36

1
5

GhostInTheShell

1589

5y

No SSD, 5400rpm HDD

undefined wk36

1
5

Drastic

3270

5y

"not what I imagined.."

undefined wk36
5

donuts

24243

5y

Fix all our code!

This is actually real............... :(

undefined wk36
5

FutureExCon

278

5y

Stackoverflow is down indefinitely.

undefined wk36
5

talldood217

221

5y

"Network password has expired"

undefined wk36
5

Strikker

94

5y

No time for logging

undefined wk36

1
5

farmerhands

227

5y

While you're down there...

undefined wk36

3
5

gurumeditation

4549

5y

Have you tested everything?

undefined wk36
5

your-deadline

1496

5y

The deadline was yesterday.

undefined wk36
5

DarthVader

555

5y

sudo rm -rf /

undefined wk36
5

johnny

4368

5y

working on my machine

undefined wk36
5

farmerhands

227

5y

Staging? Straight to production!

undefined wk36
5

feroxid

19

5y

"SQL Server is restarting"

undefined wk36
5

guru

24

5y

Works on my machine

undefined wk36
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rayanon

1385

5y

This application is legacy

undefined wk36
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davide

2383

5y

Give me your code

undefined wk36

1
5

memleak

7

5y

"This shouldn't take long"

undefined wk36
5

angryJavaDev

267

5y

we practice agile

undefined wk36

1
5

iSwimInTheC

39603

5y

All these damn bugs

undefined wk36
4

RexOmni

557

5y

Web Assembly performance layoff

undefined wk36
4

Neurosis

4

5y

"Could not find www.stackoverflow.com"

undefined wk36
4

Kalvin

1258

5y

We don't need maintenance

undefined wk36
4

devJoe

2746

5y

Boss: Just do it!

undefined wk36
4

markyosullivan

95

5y

We don't use libraries

undefined wk36
4

amurmurmur

103

5y

API docs not found

undefined wk36
4

alyx

1827

5y

Catastrophic bug in production

undefined wk36
4

MrFox

244

5y

coffee is already empty

undefined wk36

1
4

ivucicev

396

5y

Moved deploy to tomorrow.

( from next week, like its a good thing... )

undefined wk36
4

jotamontecino

1977

5y

Fix desynchronized Redis cluster

undefined wk36
4

arvind1705

339

5y

Please fix my laptop.

undefined wk36
4

Sardtok

29

5y

Rewrite it in Perl!

undefined wk36
4

Dane

894

5y

Off by one counting errors

undefined wk36
4

b0ni

323

5y

IBM Domino Lotus Notes

undefined wk36
4

lucaspar

3326

5y

Develop with Visual Studio

undefined wk36

2
4

MrFastDie

27

5y

You should use windows

undefined wk36

4
4

httpeed

56

5y

While you were out ......

undefined wk36
4

gratefulDev

669

5y

Can not be replicated

undefined wk36
4

TheInitializer

2052

5y

Must work on IE6.

undefined wk36
4

dustyfoot

1099

5y

Server hacked, backups corrupted!

undefined wk36
4

sw0rdfishhhhh

64

5y

Lead supervising (me) while working

undefined wk36
4

MaLiN2223

296

5y

We need to migrate.

undefined wk36
4

Arlekin

916

5y

Let's change that XSLT

undefined wk36
3

papierbouwer

879

5y

No high level languages!

undefined wk36
3

digitalmcgrath

621

5y

We use internet explorer

undefined wk36
3

dhetman

120

5y

alert! website went down

undefined wk36
3

Dane

894

5y

Just install visual studio...

undefined wk36
3

crkrJack

74

5y

How long? Be optimistic.

undefined wk36

2
3

jwmorse

321

5y

There's an updated spec

undefined wk36
3

Romulus10

755

5y

"Nah, branching is too complicated, I'll just create an entire new git. It's faster."

undefined wk36

1
3

KnutKnutsen

1362

5y

Regex for the win ... ;)

undefined wk36
3

theImposter

255

5y

Push it to production.

undefined wk36
3

delren-mctang

9

5y

"My code is perfect"

undefined wk36
3

ChrisCooney

1680

5y

Changing the sprint scope.

undefined wk36
3

Epineas

781

5y

git branch -D master

undefined wk36
3

booshi

568

5y

It should be simple

undefined wk36
3

narmondil

38

5y

Server crashed during presentation

undefined wk36
3

LenaAlcie

245

5y

Cat threw your coffe.

undefined wk36
3

athlon

17076

5y

"I've accidentally spilled drink on your laptop"

undefined wk36

1
3

enitoni

450

5y

You have to write a full blown SPA in one js file.

undefined wk36

1
3

ChappIO

4825

5y

Expression is already closed

undefined wk36

5
3

amurmurmur

103

5y

You are fired bi**h

undefined wk36
3

amurmurmur

103

5y

Does it even work?

undefined wk36
3

dcode

455

5y

ARM based win 8.1

undefined wk36

2
3

Zheroth

14

5y

"Our project got cancelled."

undefined wk36
3

radiosignal

3

5y

Tabs instead of spaces

undefined wk36
3

freekid

1507

5y

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException: 26
at words.main(nightmare.java: 4)

undefined wk36

1
2

Esquim

203

5y

"Project deadline was yesterday"

undefined wk36
2

nocgod

1809

5y

"Common it is simple"

undefined wk36
2

slar

273

5y

Decision paralysis panic attack

undefined wk36
2

MrFox

244

5y

There are xxx merge conflicts, deadline is tomorrow

undefined wk36

1
2

A-C-E

5864

5y

Your filesystem is corrupt

undefined wk36
2

davide

2383

5y

What is wk36 in tags?

undefined

8
2

error503

13591

5y

We found plenty bugs

undefined wk36
2

MattMatt

419

5y

Oh shit, it's disappeared

undefined wk36
2

itsdaniel0

2314

5y

Your system has crashed.

undefined wk36
2

lquessenberry

2641

5y

How hard is it?

undefined wk36

1
2

tytho

2359

5y

The same error message...

undefined wk36
2

khigashi

142

5y

404 devrant not foud

undefined wk36
2

jirehstudios

4964

5y

private static Nightmare nightmare

undefined wk36
2

Treveloper

1785

5y

It's done up here (points to head)

undefined wk36
2

goofle

205

5y

Lights coming back on.

(Specially if it was out only for a short amount of time. It just caused you the trouble of relaunching every app you were using.)

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2

Enocra

632

5y

Website meant for seniors.

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2

A-C-E

5864

5y

The internet is down

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2

2Fdev2Ftcsh

1484

5y

What specs, start anyway

undefined wk36
2

Rabb

685

5y

Next step is management

undefined wk36
2

lilaczen

65

5y

It is tribal knowledge

undefined wk36

1
2

Buzzuma

689

5y

Coding competition without Internet acces, summary, books and Internet Explorer default.

undefined wk36
2

nocgod

1809

5y

There's some COBOL legacy

undefined wk36
2

imd1PTG

2153

5y

There is no internet connection.

undefined wk36
2

davide

2383

5y

Your connection is slow

undefined wk36
1

Crowlix

55

5y

"We're going to need you to do client support for a while"

undefined wk36

1
1

lilaczen

65

5y

Lots of moving parts

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1

booshi

568

5y

Please estimate the thingymajig

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1

pseudoaj

1409

5y

Blue screen of death

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1

klekih

1358

5y

(Not) being: the heisenbug.

undefined wk36
1

Bobj2008

2669

5y

Why are the bugs?

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1

drdmc

4

5y

jQuery and Angular? OMG!!

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1

gratefulDev

669

5y

It is not working!!

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1

pandas

2586

5y

Cannot find the error

undefined wk36
1

xisuperninjaix

29

5y

Please remove this feature

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1

mikk150

660

5y

Live without code review

undefined wk36
1

fuckinghipsters

191

5y

Microsoft, Apple,PHP, Java

undefined wk36
1

DarthVader

555

5y

No snacks in pantry.

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1

marulkan

7

5y

FIXME: Not for production!

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1

rayanon

1385

5y

Let's do it now.

(Usually boss or PM saying)

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1

biskazz

1167

5y

Write code on paper without internet that you deploy on Friday.

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1

Oceas

985

5y

Server has stopped responding.

undefined wk36
1

MGhayour

590

5y

install new Windows for me

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0

Dane

894

5y

Hyper text markup language

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0

jamesh

333

5y

Explaining how it works to a junior

undefined wk36

1
0

urco

2096

5y

sudo rm -rf /*

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0

puerto

337

5y

ur a modern developer

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0

yoreum

148

5y

Variables have similar names and gets asked why doesn't the program work

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0

farmerhands

227

5y

How long to implement?

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0

COo1

179

5y

why, Why... WHY! *heart-attack*

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0

keanghok

547

5y

Bug no error log

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0

nakedfish1985

15

5y

Fingers have fallen asleep

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0

httpjordd

115

5y

Inspect element not working

undefined wk36
0

Pointer

3319

5y

Hard disk drive Failure

// mistagged my rant fml

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0

Sraleik

182

5y

Versioning done with RTC.

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0

ComradeEevee

905

5y

From my coworker:

"This ruins my QoL."

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0

xalez

1978

5y

using System.Reflection.Emit

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0

farmerhands

227

5y

Sure just do this...

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