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235

brettmoan

3121

5y

Fix it without internet

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187

amahlaka

7609

5y

We deploy on Friday

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10
148

xios

1679

5y

JavaScript is basically Java

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110

zantekk

507

5y

// dirty hack. fix soon.

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5
98

darthtigris

2424

5y

Comic Sans in IDE

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87

euph

504

5y

-2,147,483,647 errors. 3 warnings.

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5
73

arantr

2246

5y

Don't we have backups...? 😰

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66

shauryachats

5886

5y

My semicolon key is broken.

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64

KrizirK

83

5y

Just a 'temporary solution'

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62

kshep92

3364

5y

The client just called

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hartra34

78

5y

Stack overflow is blocked

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3
56

fyroc

6010

5y

Forgot the WHERE clause.

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56

sljux

742

5y

"We must support IE8"
*insert Darth Vader nooooo gif here*

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3
56

jstaiyou

738

5y

"You can't use Linux"

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4
53

MajorRocki

613

5y

sudo rm -rf /*

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53

ekyl

296

5y

Weird sounds from HDD

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9
50

molynerd

2263

5y

"We're switching to Oracle"

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5
49

kudamalam

611

5y

"Next week? It's tomorrow!"

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Elfocrash

2247

5y

We use Visual Basic

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7
44

Revenger

1552

5y

"Lets store passwords as-plain-text"

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42

viadukt

1690

5y

Do it with flash.

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1
41

maximizer

962

5y

Code sharing is illegal

undefined wk36

1
40

alqaline94

304

5y

Every hardcoded thing ever 😥

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4
40

SnafuAI

721

5y

Fix it in production!

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1
40

pandas

2583

5y

We're out of coffee

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3
39

IAmNotARobot

3514

5y

Tests? Who cares? Deploy!

(true story... )

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jwmorse

325

5y

write this in assembly.

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38

BikerMouse

1959

5y

Sorry, you are fired

undefined wk36
38

vasq

283

5y

"It must support IE6."

undefined wk36

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37

angryJavaDev

268

5y

It should be simple

undefined wk36
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magusd

442

5y

It's a soap api

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5
35

TechnoTrumpet

1399

5y

What is a 'chrome'?

undefined wk36

5
35

DivByZero

4847

5y

Letmecode rants about me

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34

deadpool88

1367

5y

" i have a billion-dollar-idea"

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33

lmboricua

452

5y

Your job is automated now

undefined wk36

3
33

JohanO

2149

5y

"exactly like Facebook, but..."

(customer "spec" for a new web)

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kamnikaz

155

5y

4 gigabytes of ram

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11
30

evertiro

686

5y

Mixed tabs and spaces

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30

JReinhold

164

5y

"DropBox is my VCS"

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3
27

francis-regan

232

5y

Production server credentials "test/test" 😱😨😱

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1
27

605rant

148

5y

Use Notepad++ to develop.

undefined wk36

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26

JammehCow

521

5y

Edge uses less battery.

undefined wk36

3
26

saDammie-Jr

634

5y

"Fix this legacy code"

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26

ismaeljtl

60

5y

Boss: We need to talk

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1
24

J4s0n

1380

5y

Light theme only ide

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n4nten

24

5y

3 hours sprint planning

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dontPanic

10741

5y

Sudo rm -rf /

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3
23

AGnlz

367

5y

😓😓😓 my life in one image vv

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5
22

wicho

2508

5y

No boot media found...

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SecondThread

2915

4y

It compiles; submit it!

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2
22

bkwilliams

7709

5y

It's an easy fix.

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2
22

greekDev

584

4y

The deadline is tomorrow

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1
21

pepo900

529

5y

git push -f master

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2
21

Matthewb

1222

5y

Deploy prod on friday

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3
21

GEARWasHere

246

5y

No boot device found

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21

zantekk

507

5y

Let's just use iframes.

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3
21

Haxk20

44367

5y

Sorry devRant has crashed.

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2
21

hell

17499

5y

DevRant is no more

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1
20

deadpool88

1367

5y

"Its like facebook but"

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20

httpeed

56

5y

// quick fix - no time

// dirty hack - shower needed

Both seen in codebase

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jonnyserra

253

5y

Didn't do any backups

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2
20

github

9907

5y

Earphone, Headphone both damaged..

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3
19

wicho

2508

5y

Make website copy-paste proof

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19

SirRahbek

125

5y

"We're migrating to apple"

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9
19

deadpool88

1367

5y

"I pay, you obey"
have fun!

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19

Data-Bound

2792

5y

I changed my mind
-generic client

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19

auliaisb

43

5y

They test in production

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1
18

tytho

2398

5y

Works on my machine

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18

bjorngi

3961

5y

Give me your estimates.

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18

spongessuck

5072

5y

No new devRant notifications.

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1
18

doofy

1381

5y

There is no coffee

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rephiscorth

2541

5y

Project has no tests

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2
15

ivucicev

401

5y

Just make it work.

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15

aadilp

1171

5y

"Works on my machine."

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15

harambae

1033

5y

you cant use flexbox

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1
15

Dacexi

12405

5y

Production server is down.

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14

KrizirK

83

5y

Use Java version Script

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yo-adrian

391

5y

Laptop crashes during demo

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merlindiavova

751

5y

No time to test

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blackmarket

5805

4y

The feds are coming!

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14

randomnumber

2301

5y

Android gradle sync failed

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ComradeEevee

909

5y

Please fix my laptop

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chramori176

81

5y

Undo button doesn't exist...

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SaberShip

43

5y

Windows is preparing updates...

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jeeper

5477

4y

//Function confusing, document later.

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lkpridgeon

178

5y

Shit! The backups gone...

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NCC-1701

457

5y

Please, fix the printer

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12

theZorgEffect

1703

5y

You must use Netbeans

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1
12

Bob-

616

5y

"Stackoverflow can't be reached"

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qbalsdon

2799

5y

Just one more feature

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12

Zaphod65

1623

5y

Build it in Silverlight.

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2
12

deMark

452

5y

Coffee shop is closed

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11

Skayo

9061

5y

Awesome library without docs....

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11

daarkfall

3343

5y

Can it be configurable?

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11

nitwhiz

12175

5y

let me google.. "FINISHED_DNS_PROBE_NO_INTERNET"

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11

CrankyOldDev

3644

5y

"You must use FrontPage"

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mundo03

5397

5y

Go talk to them

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rusty-hacker

3379

5y

This 4 word limit feels like a perl one liner

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Garud

31

5y

Do this with 5 words

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10

FiT3

125

5y

blue screen of death

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1
10

Mr-Numbers

678

5y

Your headphones are broken

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Shadow117

983

5y

Only one more button

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SirusAmory

1945

5y

Use windows for today

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10

exploreTheC

1118

5y

You must use Vba

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10

forkbomber

1412

5y

"This will be transparent"

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10

NCC-1701

457

5y

No need for indentation

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1
9

theZorgEffect

1703

5y

"Deadline is Friday 6pm - update MUST be live then!"

Whenever I heard that I knew im going to be in the office till 2am

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9

stonyark

727

5y

"I had pending commits. "

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9

enzian

732

5y

"what could go wrong!"

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Cube189

3035

5y

Windows needs to restart.

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GlassOfMilk

111

5y

Variables as single letters or numbers, just why????

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9

GnoeJuan

590

5y

Just use this framework

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tytho

2398

4y

DROP DATABASE users; oops

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1
9

hayz

879

5y

Lots of legacy code.

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JerreMuesli

1526

5y

Pair program with IT-manager

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TurnItOffAndOn

452

5y

Eclipse is not responding

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9

mgehlen

233

5y

This will never change...

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1
9

slaat

1332

5y

It's just five minutes

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8

digitalmcgrath

627

5y

No time to test

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quietass2

2959

5y

Where's the 'any key??

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2
8

srshah19

1015

5y

Doesn't work in IE

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arvind1705

345

5y

The internet is down.

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1
8

jpichardo

7534

5y

StackOverflow, GitHub, Google down

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SoftDev

200

5y

We're out of coffee

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8

Senk

626

5y

Fix this for free

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8

perfectdark

2805

4y

Insufficient Coffee OR Tea

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1
8

shinramidgar

9

5y

Coworker force pushed commit

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gustio

173

5y

Not saving bevor shutdown

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ivucicev

401

5y

Send me status report.

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fiskolin

816

5y

Client / Manager: we need this tomorrow, it's easy to implement, isn't it?

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feroxid

19

5y

"Failure configuring windows updates"

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helloworld

9310

5y

Run out of coffee

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masterdoctor

1285

5y

Explain it to parents

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7

rafaelescoffier

17

5y

Creating and managing Apple certificates 😁

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zankar

2146

5y

What is TeamViewer?

(you could say that's 4 words)

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deMark

452

5y

The internet is down

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7

Dev-Zero

33

5y

It won't take long

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osmarks

904

5y

Don't bother testing it.

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manisarao

85

5y

5 rounds technical interview

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OOPMichael

111

5y

Our database isn't normalized.

Or

Set compile warning = low

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7

mundo03

5397

5y

No more home office

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7

athlon

17155

5y

"Can you finish that feature in the next hour?"

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1
7

dajjedzenie

7

5y

the uber of <whatever>

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2
7

qbalsdon

2799

5y

Continue to support blackberry

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7

rayanon

1392

5y

Tabs instead of spaces

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4
7

cheke

443

5y

Just add an if

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7

scon

95

5y

Its a great idea

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7

Cukes-

1782

5y

Power outage before saving.

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7

qbalsdon

2799

4y

git push origin master

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7

saiphp

1201

4y

Removing SASS from workflow.

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6

athlon

17155

5y

"Can I run it on iOS 4?"

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6

ryanmat

615

5y

merge conflict on release

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6

jallman112

3411

4y

On Error Resume Next

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1
6

DataWrecker

303

4y

Dev Rant closes.

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2
6

debian

121

5y

Must work from scratch

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6

PetriJ

1214

5y

Worst nightmare? When someone tells you:
...
"Works on my machine"

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6

r0bb

430

5y

Someone pushed on Friday .-.

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6

cypherPunk

423

5y

We will use VB6...

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6

davide

2388

5y

PM: You can do it

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1
6

pinebit

145

5y

This is legacy code.

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1
6

starless

2609

5y

"Don't write bad code." when asked about adding automated tests.

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6

nblackburn

9523

5y

"We don't need you anymore"

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6
6

chzbgr

956

5y

I'm a project manager

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mundo03

5397

5y

food is late again

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6

srgalleguillos

866

5y

fix this easy bug

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6

ivucicev

401

5y

Have you finished it?

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6

Zaphod65

1623

5y

Full natural language processing

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6

kevinkev

233

5y

Windows is installing updates...

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6

delren-mctang

9

5y

"Just test on production"

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6

lquessenberry

2648

5y

When you get time, ...

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5

Drastic

3283

5y

"not what I imagined.."

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5

human06

1632

5y

We have few changes !!

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Desinika

1187

5y

"Shouldn't take to long" -client

undefined wk36

1
5

GhostInTheShell

1596

5y

No SSD, 5400rpm HDD

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1
5

PlebsicleMcGee

72

5y

I start counting from 0

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1
5

gurumeditation

4561

5y

Have you tested everything?

undefined wk36
5

donuts

23841

5y

Fix all our code!

This is actually real............... :(

undefined wk36
5

mrmarbury

977

5y

windoze as dev env

undefined wk36

1
5

FutureExCon

279

5y

Stackoverflow is down indefinitely.

undefined wk36
5

talldood217

222

5y

"Network password has expired"

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5

farmerhands

228

5y

While you're down there...

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3
5

Strikker

96

5y

No time for logging

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1
5

your-deadline

1498

5y

The deadline was yesterday.

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5

iSwimInTheC

39715

5y

All these damn bugs

undefined wk36
5

guru

24

5y

Works on my machine

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5

rayanon

1392

5y

This application is legacy

undefined wk36
5

davide

2388

5y

Give me your code

undefined wk36

1
5

DarthVader

555

5y

sudo rm -rf /

undefined wk36
5

angryJavaDev

268

5y

we practice agile

undefined wk36

1
5

farmerhands

228

5y

Staging? Straight to production!

undefined wk36
5

feroxid

19

5y

"SQL Server is restarting"

undefined wk36
5

memleak

7

5y

"This shouldn't take long"

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johnny

4377

5y

working on my machine

undefined wk36
4

lucaspar

3394

5y

Develop with Visual Studio

undefined wk36

2
4

gratefulDev

669

5y

Can not be replicated

undefined wk36
4

Dane

905

5y

Off by one counting errors

undefined wk36
4

arvind1705

345

5y

Please fix my laptop.

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4

MrFox

248

5y

coffee is already empty

undefined wk36

1
4

jotamontecino

1928

5y

Fix desynchronized Redis cluster

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4

Kalvin

1264

5y

We don't need maintenance

undefined wk36
4

Sardtok

29

5y

Rewrite it in Perl!

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4

Neurosis

4

5y

"Could not find www.stackoverflow.com"

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4

RexOmni

559

5y

Web Assembly performance layoff

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4

alyx

1854

5y

Catastrophic bug in production

undefined wk36
4

markyosullivan

95

5y

We don't use libraries

undefined wk36
4

devJoe

2788

4y

Boss: Just do it!

undefined wk36
4

ivucicev

401

5y

Moved deploy to tomorrow.

( from next week, like its a good thing... )

undefined wk36
4

b0ni

326

5y

IBM Domino Lotus Notes

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4

TheInitializer

2077

5y

Must work on IE6.

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4

dustyfoot

1107

5y

Server hacked, backups corrupted!

undefined wk36
4

Arlekin

923

5y

Let's change that XSLT

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4

MaLiN2223

296

5y

We need to migrate.

undefined wk36
4

sw0rdfishhhhh

64

5y

Lead supervising (me) while working

undefined wk36
4

MrFastDie

27

5y

You should use windows

undefined wk36

4
4

httpeed

56

5y

While you were out ......

undefined wk36
4

amurmurmur

103

5y

API docs not found

undefined wk36
3

delren-mctang

9

5y

"My code is perfect"

undefined wk36
3

dhetman

120

5y

alert! website went down

undefined wk36
3

papierbouwer

883

5y

No high level languages!

undefined wk36
3

jwmorse

325

5y

There's an updated spec

undefined wk36
3

digitalmcgrath

627

5y

We use internet explorer

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3

crkrJack

75

5y

How long? Be optimistic.

undefined wk36

2
3

Dane

905

5y

Just install visual studio...

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3

freekid

1519

5y

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException: 26
at words.main(nightmare.java: 4)

undefined wk36

1
3

theImposter

258

5y

Push it to production.

undefined wk36
3

amurmurmur

103

5y

You are fired bi**h

undefined wk36
3

narmondil

39

5y

Server crashed during presentation

undefined wk36
3

LenaAlcie

246

5y

Cat threw your coffe.

undefined wk36
3

athlon

17155

5y

"I've accidentally spilled drink on your laptop"

undefined wk36

1
3

enitoni

460

5y

You have to write a full blown SPA in one js file.

undefined wk36

1
3

ChappIO

4862

5y

Expression is already closed

undefined wk36

5
3

Romulus10

763

5y

"Nah, branching is too complicated, I'll just create an entire new git. It's faster."

undefined wk36

1
3

amurmurmur

103

5y

Does it even work?

undefined wk36
3

Epineas

775

5y

git branch -D master

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3

dcode

456

5y

ARM based win 8.1

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2
3

ChrisCooney

1684

5y

Changing the sprint scope.

undefined wk36
3

Zheroth

14

5y

"Our project got cancelled."

undefined wk36
3

radiosignal

3

5y

Tabs instead of spaces

undefined wk36
3

KnutKnutsen

1372

5y

Regex for the win ... ;)

undefined wk36
3

booshi

570

5y

It should be simple

undefined wk36
2

nocgod

1814

5y

"Common it is simple"

undefined wk36
2

slar

264

5y

Decision paralysis panic attack

undefined wk36
2

Esquim

204

5y

"Project deadline was yesterday"

undefined wk36
2

A-C-E

5930

5y

Your filesystem is corrupt

undefined wk36
2

MrFox

248

5y

There are xxx merge conflicts, deadline is tomorrow

undefined wk36

1
2

davide

2388

5y

What is wk36 in tags?

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2

error503

13555

5y

We found plenty bugs

undefined wk36
2

MattMatt

423

5y

Oh shit, it's disappeared

undefined wk36
2

itsdaniel0

2328

5y

Your system has crashed.

undefined wk36
2

lquessenberry

2648

5y

How hard is it?

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1
2

tytho

2398

4y

The same error message...

undefined wk36
2

khigashi

142

5y

404 devrant not foud

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2

jirehstudios

5028

5y

private static Nightmare nightmare

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2

Treveloper

1787

5y

It's done up here (points to head)

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2

goofle

205

4y

Lights coming back on.

(Specially if it was out only for a short amount of time. It just caused you the trouble of relaunching every app you were using.)

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2

Enocra

638

5y

Website meant for seniors.

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2

A-C-E

5930

5y

The internet is down

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2

2Fdev2Ftcsh

1478

5y

What specs, start anyway

undefined wk36
2

Rabb

696

5y

Next step is management

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2

lilaczen

66

5y

It is tribal knowledge

undefined wk36

1
2

Buzzuma

692

5y

Coding competition without Internet acces, summary, books and Internet Explorer default.

undefined wk36
2

nocgod

1814

5y

There's some COBOL legacy

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2

imd1PTG

2152

4y

There is no internet connection.

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2

davide

2388

5y

Your connection is slow

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gratefulDev

669

5y

It is not working!!

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xisuperninjaix

29

5y

Please remove this feature

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drdmc

4

5y

jQuery and Angular? OMG!!

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Crowlix

55

4y

"We're going to need you to do client support for a while"

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lilaczen

66

5y

Lots of moving parts

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MGhayour

591

5y

install new Windows for me

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booshi

570

5y

Please estimate the thingymajig

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pseudoaj

1414

5y

Blue screen of death

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Bobj2008

2685

5y

Why are the bugs?

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klekih

1360

5y

(Not) being: the heisenbug.

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DarthVader

555

5y

No snacks in pantry.

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marulkan

7

5y

FIXME: Not for production!

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Oceas

994

5y

Server has stopped responding.

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mikk150

664

5y

Live without code review

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biskazz

1183

5y

Write code on paper without internet that you deploy on Friday.

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rayanon

1392

5y

Let's do it now.

(Usually boss or PM saying)

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pandas

2583

5y

Cannot find the error

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fuckinghipsters

194

5y

Microsoft, Apple,PHP, Java

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jamesh

336

5y

Explaining how it works to a junior

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Dane

905

5y

Hyper text markup language

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urco

2099

5y

sudo rm -rf /*

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puerto

340

5y

ur a modern developer

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yoreum

150

5y

Variables have similar names and gets asked why doesn't the program work

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Sraleik

182

5y

Versioning done with RTC.

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xalez

1985

5y

using System.Reflection.Emit

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COo1

179

5y

why, Why... WHY! *heart-attack*

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ComradeEevee

909

5y

From my coworker:

"This ruins my QoL."

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keanghok

548

5y

Bug no error log

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nakedfish1985

15

5y

Fingers have fallen asleep

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farmerhands

228

5y

How long to implement?

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httpjordd

118

5y

Inspect element not working

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Pointer

3344

5y

Hard disk drive Failure

// mistagged my rant fml

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farmerhands

228

5y

Sure just do this...

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