@yarwest lol ok

@yarwest It's about PHP from the first sentence. Plus, if you're using a language that has a widely-used package manager and don't know anything about it, you might not get the job. Someone else walking in the door with even basic knowledge would spell your doom

Real devs don't use microwaves apparently

It's the magnet link. Jesus was a torrenter

@VegaDeserts Are you implying that lady and female don't mean nonbinary genderfluid? Double triggered!

@pxgamer Could have sworn they were revealed to have been a female on reddit years ago

I ENJOY SQL AS WELL

Now I want to make my own raycaster!

Joel Spolsky talks about this a ton. It's very true, and sadly, a lot of workplaces from what I've seen don't understand that

Only one error in PHP? This truly is a Merry Christmas!

.gitignore is bigger than the whole app? 😂

@uddinstock Joan is actually a lady

Be sure to tick that checkbox! 😂

Read books, Google questions, look for real-world examples, and try and try and try until something works 😂

@veslav Are you serious?

json.parser.online.fr is my online go-to for checking out JSON. Or from the terminal, I use pjson, which you can install with pip. Then you can cat a JSON file and pipe the output to pjson to format it

@ScribeOfGoD Life is bloated and overrated. I use Death

@J4s0n He's just lowkey showing off that he got one

@lusu Both

@ninjatini PHP isn't so quasi-OOP these days. Plus, a lot of devs have written some very ugly code. Doing things right, it actually can look pretty nice

Understanding Composer is a huge plus

@alexteg Beat me to it

@Gauthier I'll have to try it without shift next time I'm at my computer!

Open issue: I'm out of coffee

@Letmecode Right, but don't forget how they stagnated after they fired him in the 90s. They were bombing with Newton while Steve was building Next in a way that would be sold back to Apple (which worked, and which brought features to Mac still in use today). After they took him back in, their business picked back up. Cunt or not, Jobs drove Apple. Tim Cook is keeping things steady, but the company is not showing the same kind of drive. Microsoft is taking advantage of this by coming out with products aimed at a more traditionally-Apple user base, which we're seeing with the Surface Studio. If Apple just maintains the status quo, Microsoft could make a comeback and eat into their market share (also possible considering that the Microcunt Steve Ballmer is no longer making decisions at Microsoft)

Control+Shift+R in bash lets you search for previously used commands. You're welcome

Apple stagnated after Steve Jobs passed away

Just hold down the power button on your computer

@milkbytes That makes it better because either the dog really is making sick beats or he's using a DAW to hack! 😂

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