The JavaScript Guy (his words) half joking again about replacing the relational database with a document store 🙄

The company bought an iPad so I can test my work on a real device, but I can’t use it because the latest iPadOS beta release isn’t compatible with the latest Xcode 11 beta release 😒

So a lot of what Apple explained about Combine in the last WWDC is now deprecated 😒

"The request param is called `foo` but the response param is called `bar`". I want to die.

It is 2017 already and we still can't pass a closure as an action to an UIControl 😭

So. Many. Build. Systems.

To CoffeeScript or not to CoffeeScript?

When it's 2:00 AM and you `rm your-not-yet-commited-file-with-the-work-of-the-day` 😑🔫

- The golden rule of CoffeeScript is: "It's just JavaScript".
- Nice!
- And provides a basic class structure that allows you to name your class, set the superclass, assign prototypal properties, and define the constructor, in a single assignable expression.
- No nO NO NO!

When you made a commit that deletes more code than what it adds. And the features are still the same 🎉

Confirmation bias: the tendency to interpret suspicious software behavior as a feature, not a bug. For example I just saw something that I'm not sure it's OK on a web app that I'm developing but let's pretend it's the intended behavior and keep coding.

Doing deployments to the machine that the QA team is reviewing at the same time 😂

My partner just told me that the guys that will "take care" of a project that we developed (see this rant https://www.devrant.io/rants/69328) apparently don't know anything about Android or iOS because our ex-client emailed him asking some questions on behalf of the new team like what is Swift and on what language do you develop for Android.

What bothers me more is that apparently we are too expensive but they are planning to get rich 😒

We developed this website plus custom CMS for an university. I told them that we could host the entire system and take care of it for an annual fee but they decided to host it in house because security. The IT guy didn't ask for my public key, he sent me a password. By email. Less than 8 characters long. Only recognizable abbreviated words. And a dot.

My boyfriend: "how do you do <some random stuff> on Windows"? After I tried to answer: "Why I ask you about Windows"? Me: "Yeah! Why people still asks me about Windows"? Why?

Working on a project using Ruby 🎉 on Rails 😖

I know that you need to stop to not burn out but I have a lot of work until July 1th and I have been working like crazy since September. What can I do to not get mad before our hard deadline? 😖

I have this system that receives an image on Base64 or the URL (in that case the system makes an HTTP request and saves re response to disk). It works beautiful when I run the tests, it doesn't work at all in production (all the resulting files are corrupted). I don't know how to start to debug it so I'm going to bed and let my future self to resolve the issue.

My editor when someone commits code with trailing white-space.

An ex client told me that her new software house wants the private key to access her virtual machine. The private key.

I explained that she must send me a public key, but I didn't tell her that new guys she is working with don't know what are doing. Now I feel regret.