Im loving these new stickers! Looks great on my £200 plastic laptop!

Four engineers get in a car. The car won't start.

The mechanical engineer says:
It's a broken starter.

The electrician's engineer says:
The battery is dead.

The chemical engineer says:
There are impurities in the gas.

The software engineer says:
Guys, try getting out of the the car then back in!

Steam hone number support. I lost my phone and forgot my number, and to change the number on the steam account, you need the old number.

Friend - Hey man, why so angry?

Me - Nothing on my fucking page is
styling correctly!

Friend - Lemme see your code...
You know you forgot the
semicolon on your first CSS
line right?

Me - ... OH FUUUCCCKKK

Scarily relatable

WINDOWS

Poll

Do you type "" then write the contents inside or " and then contents then "?

When the software you use to write things on suddenly stops working and all those colors you memorised are gone

Worst part about being a visual designer?
Looking at anything that's a pixel too much to left/right/top/bottom and not being able to UN-see it

Wondering why your test page doesn't work, trying to find the typo when after 30 minutes you realise that you didn't close the HTML bracket. 😭