Word

Use Instagram for sharing code. Just make a Selfie of you and your code (make sure your head does not cover any crucial parts). Then share the Selfies with your colleagues. That way you even don't need git blame, because you get the face with the code.

Nice, now I don't have to fully write out my complaints. XD

I love the fact that all types of programers agree on the dark theme.

I am feeling with you, bro. My thesis deadline is on the third of April.

The comments in the screenshot gave me cancer.

I did nazi that coming.

Honest feedback here: why not just compose a Spotify Playlist?

How do you handle license costs for the tracks?

Sticks and stones.

@pmarius yes.

Welcome to university, where professors are to lazy to update their slides, so it's easier to teach dated stuff.

"My commit Nr. 0"
"My commit Nr. 1"
"My commit Nr. 2"
...

Just a friendly reminder to be smart and use the metric system.

@YousifMansour try the publisher Manning.

@linuxer4fun ja, daran habe ich erkannt, dass du wahrscheinlich aus Deutschland kommst. ☺️

@linuxer4fun another German spotted.

Grüß dich.

My favorite number is 69. Try to get permissions with that.

@TheGeekyGuy no, I think it's RECURSION.

What the? Do you always "laugh out loud" on someone who gives you free stuff?

I mean, as devs we all know that they put much effort in it and are only taking from the ones willing to pay. They are heroes.

Please use dark theme. Preferably Darcula.

The new buzzword is "serverless".

nop

Known as the God method.

I like how not only his head is stuck but the dog managed to put also a leg through a hole.

I will call patches from now on repunches.

Our release has bugs? I am gonna repunch the shit outta them.

Yeah

@liammartens no, he is 69.

Yeah, all these esoteric programming languages that you guys mention are just there to proof a point: the programming language can be Turing-complete, have a few simple instructions, but still be ridiculous to program with, for humans at least.

Imagine, any written software could theoretically be written in Ook, whitespace or Unary. In fact you'll just need to write a transpiler in order to translate existing sources into sources written in one of these esoteric languages. Best obfuscation ever :D

Go is a simple board game. Simple, because it has only a few rules and they are easy to understand. But if you want to master it, you have to dedicate your life to it from a young age.

The same reasoning applies to assembler being simple.

@JS96 but why?

@capnsoup Hacker typer