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    Dear ubuntu. I KNOW, I deleted your init file twice and you broke wy harddrive, but deep inside, ubuntu... I need you. Without you im like lucky luke without his gun, im like a cake without butter (vegans feel trigerred), im like coke without bubbles...

    Do you wanna be in a relationship with me, ubuntu?

    πŸ”² yes. . . .πŸ”² no. . . . . . . .
    πŸ”² maybe πŸ”² only dicpics

    Ps: here my phone number: 0049:0176:127.0.0.1
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    @linuxer4fun ++ for creativity πŸ˜„
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    I use Windows and I'd have run as fast as I could to get all those fucking fruits to myself, and I don't even like fruit.

    Fuck the system.
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    @drRoss us windows users gotta get the fruit before MSFT patch them out, "pending reconsideration".
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    @linuxer4fun another German spotted.

    Grüß dich.
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    @Yeah69 hi :) hast du mich at 0049 erkannt?? πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
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    @linuxer4fun ja, daran habe ich erkannt, dass du wahrscheinlich aus Deutschland kommst. ☺️
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