I am what I am because of who we all are!

Dear ubuntu. I KNOW, I deleted your init file twice and you broke wy harddrive, but deep inside, ubuntu... I need you. Without you im like lucky luke without his gun, im like a cake without butter (vegans feel trigerred), im like coke without bubbles...

Do you wanna be in a relationship with me, ubuntu?

🔲 yes. . . .🔲 no. . . . . . . .
🔲 maybe 🔲 only dicpics

Ps: here my phone number: 0049:0176:127.0.0.1

@linuxer4fun ++ for creativity 😄

I use Windows and I'd have run as fast as I could to get all those fucking fruits to myself, and I don't even like fruit.

Fuck the system.

@drRoss us windows users gotta get the fruit before MSFT patch them out, "pending reconsideration".

@linuxxx thx

@linuxer4fun another German spotted.

Grüß dich.

@Yeah69 hi :) hast du mich at 0049 erkannt?? 😂 😂

@linuxer4fun ja, daran habe ich erkannt, dass du wahrscheinlich aus Deutschland kommst. ☺️

@Yeah69 xD