Sure!

@champion01 A quick glance at my username tells you (and all those downvoters): Nope.

Just your favourite PM talking.

Better use your time to work on the code!

Testing and versioning only takes time away we need to build features.

Anyway, who needs these ... Version control systems? You can just add version numbers to your filenames!

There you go. You're welcome.

I think they should put a hourly limit for downvotes.

Some irony experts keep downvoting me. But being the PM I am, I do - of course - not care about feedback.

So go ahead, haters. But stay away from localhost!

That's great! PMs are great.

I see another perfect username.

Trust me: I know programming so well, I could do your job and be done with it in half the time.

Consider yourself lucky I don't!

Sincerely
Your favourite PM

You clearly have never attended an algebra course where they teach you Galois theory.

That's exponentially more difficult.

Everyone downvoting me will get a reevaluation of their current performance! (As they clearly do not understand irony.)

Of course I'm a manager. Your favourite one, indeed.

I don't get it....

What's your problem? More people mean more work is done!

Easy equation. Do the math.

@ChrisCooney You don't see a debate? Oh. You haven't met your favourite PM.

@ChrisCooney Nobody expects the PM inquisition!

Unpaid internships with grades were the best idea I ever had!

You get hard working students (at least they should if they want a good grade) for free and moreover they're totally dependent on your good will because you get to grade them.

Don't let me get in your head!

That's how I got hired as PM!

Always use Internet Explorer. It's the safest and wisest choice. - Who'd do otherwise?

@csessh Sure, your favourite one. - By the way, I got this new feature I knew about for three weeks now but haven't found the time to tell you, yet... Can you do it until the end of the week?

@NullPointer C'mon! It can't be that hard. I am sure I could do it myself in a fraction of the time.

Time toooooo say goooooodbye!

C'mon! Shouldn't be that hard to fix.

One week you say? - Will tell the client it is done in two days.

I looked at that screen with fear, anger and pain.

Most "blood, sweat and tears" bus drive in my life.

I had an important meeting about my bachelor thesis. So I worked for two hours with my surface pro and when I finally for on the bus to review the last few details it greeted me with "System Update. It won't take long".

Microsoft: Well... The customer had it plugged in for two hours and just went away with it so I'm pretty sure we can install any important updates without asking now. - Yeah. Let's go!

I have a friend who leaves these fairs with a van full of gifts (pens, paper, etc.).

I could not agree more. A staff member of our faculty that thought numerics of ordinary and partial differential equations to me ranted about Matlab every week. (It was the best part of the tutorial.)

Ultimately, no sane person wants to use Matlab for ODE anymore as its solvers have been updated twenty-something years ago. Every second year student in this course could have written better and especially faster solvers.

He also went on to say that he once encountered quite a big bug when trying to use C/Fortran code, sent it to the people at Matlab and all they did was: nothing.

They simply didn't care. He couldn't get through the first level support.

God. I feel so stupid... Everyone has seen that.

Nevermind!

Because you used some weird tag for it with "hassen" in it. It's German for hate.

German?

Best Scotch I ever had was Belvanie Caribbean Cask. Also, Jameson 1780 12 years is very good.

@zeprod What would you consider as Scotch?