@Gia85. Thenks
This is the highest amount of interest anyone has shown into me in a long long life.
PS: pun intended

Engineering students living life
One test at a time

When you ask people for help but they choose to ++ your rant instead

Me: let's try to be a little social and make some friends and talk to people nicely

After 5 very hard minutes of trying
Me: fuck them!! where's my laptop

Isn't this what we all feared??

Had my first interview today for an internship!!
Say they'll contact me after New year!!
Let's hope i get it!!

Come to the new year's party, they said.
It'll be fun, they said.
We'll leave you alone, they never said.

Did my first ever commit late last night.
Have to say, the feeling is different!!

People say that if you make your hobby your job you will never get bored but isn't it that if you make your hobby your job you would eventually get bored??

More of a college prank
We had this professor who used to send at least 3 emails to us about non sense stuff. Irritated i wrote a Python script that sent her 10000 emails everyday. The emails stopped!!

Declare variables,
Not vars!

Sorry!

A shout out to all the devs who ordered devrant stickers but couldn't receive them as the postal service in their area suckss!!

Was thinking why don't we organize a giant devrant meet up online via video chat or somethong where everyone socializes and meet other users face to face

Fuckin McAfee tried installing it and asks me for a restart. After that the application fails to open up a process is clearly running in the background however nothing to show.
Tried the have you turned it off and on again procedure atleast 5 times but nothing.
Finally tried contacting McAfee support. Asks me to give them remote access via their application. The link stayed there like a dummy. Clicking it opened nothing. After the chat got disconnected 3 times.
Then when i try reinstalling it it says we are in the middle of an installation and we'll open that up. It opens a fuckin take a tour box and ypu can fuckin click anywhere and everywhere on the window but it stays there sitting, waiting, watching

Fuckin intel and fuckin McAfee get your shit together

Well we all know about McAfee right
Well today i went to their online support and had a chat with one of their so called technicians. At one point of this so called assistance he asked me for remote control. Then as an employee of a renowned anti virus company he sent me a link to a java applet to be run in google chrome. I mean what the fuck. Didn't they get the note that chrome stopped supporting applets a long way back. Assholes

Java's garbage collector is so bad that if it was good it would have collected all of my code!!

I hate it when you are enrolled in a college for a cse degree but they decide to teach you quantum mechanics and environmental sciences cause you never know, may need them someday. However in the name of cse they teach you what was magnetic optical drive and about mice and printers cause as a cse student you should know how the mouse, the keyboard, printers work. How is electricity that powers your tools is generated? How much energy is generated or required to display the colour on you monitor? And programming, well thats what the company train you in after recruitment!!

Come on apple i expected better!!

The craziest thing happened today
I havemy environment studies test today so spent the last night studying so now even after 3 cups of coffee everything feels like third person. So in the metro i am browsing dev rant and so zoned that i miss my stop by three stops!!
Guess climate change is indeed affecting ourselves

Payment gateways are such a big pain to implement. Docs say that they will return values A,B,C but what you end up recieving is X,Y,Z.
And don't get me started on the webhooks, man they return values completely different values from the api end points and with no reference what so ever to the fields returned by them.

Wish i could get the documentation writer's address and may be the dev as well!!

Everyone fussing over the new stress ball limit.
No one appreciating the new ui

And suddenly I felt complete

Something just doesn't add up

The day I send myself about 76k mails
> be me
> be working on a rest api
> implement an error handler that would send me a mail with exception details
> use same error handler in mail send error handler
> Summoned the recursion devil by accident
> Test error handler
> Forgot port forwarding to SMTP server
> keep the debug session open
> throw new UnexpectedInterruptionException()
> get back to work
> Add the missing port forwarding rule to putty
> The error handler starts doing it's thing
> The handler chain starts to pop
> handler after handler executes
> PCFreeze.png
> WhatTheFuckIsGoingOn.gif
> VS finally accepts stop debugging
> PhoneVibrationSpam.mp3
> Peek into webmail
> WowFinallySomeFanMail
> Look into it
> Realizing what I have done
> Delete mailbox
> Remove recursion
> Wow that's how randy must have felt in southpark
> Feel weird
> Shutdown, go outside
> What's up anon?
> Nothing, really

Well i am working as an intern at this startup. Initially it was all simple crons and database. After one month one of the founder asks me to map two tables, create an api, integrate a fucking payment gateway and i am now left with a lot of work and confused state of mind.

PS: i am first year cse student

As a dev have you ever pissed someone so much that they slapped you!!
Well i have!!!!

While this happened, my phone was in my pocket in vibrate mode. It vibrated so bad that i thought that there was something wrong with the phone but then i realised i had just got my first follower!!

In my college I don't feel CHALLENGED MENTALLY but MENTALLY CHALLENGED

Maybe the dev was lazy.. :/

You know you are in trouble when a Google search shows only 5 results and all of​ them are stack overflow