Issue reporter:
Feed from external service provider is overwriting the wrong things, pls fix

Resolution:
Service provider is sending duplicate unique IDs, you need to get with them to discuss

Service provider response:
This is a *RE-USABLE UNIQUE ID* . . . The bottom line is you should not use this UNIQUE ID as a primary key.

Feels like every damn day I'm learning about another language feature that we CAN'T use... So much legacy code everywhere.

C# is more like C-blunt at this point.

"I don't have the luxury of choosing clients... If I did, I'd have 0 clients"

"hey, you know that help site that our main app users rely on to know wtf is going on?"

"yeah...?"

"let's change the URL without pre-planning or advance warning for any relevant teams, and just tell them afterwards!"

"hell yeah, great idea!"

seems like information here is on a need to know basis, if you need to know then you definitely aren't getting it