Any time there is a meeting it is the worst.

Suddenly, there's a voice in my head that constantly says, "shut the fuck up!"

I want to let that voice out but that'd just be poor "soft skills."

Oh well.

When I sit down at look at code again the voice will go away.. Or will it?

How did I learn how to program?

I didn't. I'm still learning ☺.

We will never be done learning.

That's the beauty of it all.

If an enterprise software isn't hated, then it isn't known.

Don't get too comfortable.

If your workplace isn't much of a learning environment, it's either time to learn on your own time or leave that workplace.

Don't be arrogant with those who are less tech savy. If your boss/cowoker doesn't understand, at least give them them a chance ☺.

Be kind to new developers who make mistakes; you were in their shoes once.

Realize there's more to life than just designing and implementing software. Don't let other areas of your life suffer just because you're a godly developer.

Worst security feature?

The complete lack of any.

You wouldn't believe how common that is..

The endless learning.

The feeling that I am better today than I was yesterday.

!!rant

Insert joke here about...

Note 7, Allo, or workplace disconnect.

^_^

Oh boy!

Time to apply for dev jobs!

Good thing HR is fair and just!

*submits résume*

"I'm sorry but you're not qualified. The programming language we use is listed last on your resume."

Welcome to HR Hell ladies and gentleman.

Goes to sleep.

Wakes up.

"OMFG WHY WAS I SO STUPID!?"

*has code epiphany*