Lensflare in his natural habitatz:

https://imgur.com/a/Qr7DTtj

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I find myself to be a simple man
A man who likes his Porto in large quantity rather than in dainty "my life has been good of late" ones.

A man who believes that Python code should have All its variables and parameters typed

A man who thinks people who write long requirements for programmer jobs do they can not hire people who need work should be shot

My friends a man who loves a pretty woman in one hand and an inscribed big ass gun pointing in harms way in the other but would much rather have stayed home in bed with the pretty woman all day.

Yes indeed a man who would rather have stayed home in bed and awoken to drink and fall back asleep 2 days a week.

Indeed a man of the people.

That's what kind of man stands before you.

Anyway

It was a fond memory when I was younger and more handsome to hear someone else day they were just looking at my face but of course they always had some scary meaning occluding some danger out of sight.

I just like being happy
What's so wrong with that ?

Meanwhile I am so simple I suppose I don't understand this seeming endless war on comfort progress and goodness being waged

It's like it takes more effort to achieve this level of suck than it does to make everything better

I just got blocked on chess.com because some british guy blundered away like three pieces in a row and I went "blimey! the brexit geezer gambit!"

simple as.

urgh I don't wanna have to care about China

they open their mouths and all I can think is "lie"

they calmly try to say logical things that should have triggering emotional reactions... pretty sure it's just trolling

it's quite offensive, not educational, just dunking

Do you know that Microsoft helps the israel rats to genocide Palestinians...

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT AND EVERY RACIST EMPLOYEE THAT HELP THE FUCKING ISRAEL

Fucking Bureaucracy

You should not mock @tosensei too hard. He's a good dude, he just have antiproctocoletism (from greek (ἀντι, πρωκo and κολεῖτης)

(It's a congenital disease that makes your anus looks like a vagina).

Its been a month or 2 since i started homelabbing again

I can only conclude i have developed a severe Ansible fetish somehow 😳

I don't deploy stuff, configure it, and then put it in ansible: nono, thats far too normal!

Far better to write the playbook first, blind, that way once you are done its self-documenting! And reproducible!

Also i could just use containers for everything 🤦‍♂️

fixing the 5th bug this week that stems from liberal use of First() on enumerables that are unlikely but not in any way guaranteed to be non-empty.

I hate zoomers so much

Dev life is depressing:

Application Status

Total Applications: 20

Open: 1

Closed: 19

Total Responses

Received: 13

Pending: 1

No Response: 5

Application Progress

Initial Screen Results

Passed: 5

Failed: 9

Pending: 1

None: 5

Assessment Results

Passed: 4

Failed: 0

Pending: 1

None: 15

Interview Results

Passed: 1

Failed: 2

Pending: 1

None: 16

Final Outcomes

Accepted: 0

Rejected: 18

Withdrawn: 0

Pending: 1

Recruitment Reserve: 2

Statistics

Average Response Time: 9.1 days

Percentage of No Response: 25.0%

Applications by Year

2023: 1

2024: 14

2025: 5

Applications by Year and Month

2023-07: 1

2024-01: 1

2024-02: 1

2024-03: 1

2024-04: 1

2024-09: 3

2024-10: 3

2024-11: 2

2024-12: 2

2025-01: 2

2025-02: 1

2025-03: 2

I hate to say it, I think Macs are going to beat windows. (update: or maybe Windows is just going to fade and the market will be split?)

Not better hardware, or value, or experience. Windows is just getting more and more ads.

I was thinking, gee I want something like Linux, but well supported hardware.

That's a Mac. Shit.

Do you think people are inherently good or bad?

I'm changing my coffee breaks at work for nap breaks.

Hello. Can someone explain me how to build the avatar here? I really can not get it

Every line of code you write, every variable you name, all should be soaked in 100% testosterone. Every decision — a big dick move. Your code should give raytheon exec a stiffy. pussies say memory safety, patterns, yada yada, this and that… I say weaklings die. big deal.

Text is lovely to skim but so limiting when you're trying to connect 🫂

Humans make _strings_ of love all day everyday for those they love🧵

I have attempted to do taxes again and I mucked them up even worse

now I wait to see if the phone lines are any better than the login form on this website (since it literally locked me out even though I didn't use up all my attempts...). I might be surprised to find it's worse. because apparently average wait time for all hours but 6 am is 30 minutes, and at 30 minutes they start forwarding phone callers to talk to AI... how is that better than a website?

interestingly despite the AI overflow mechanism they are closed on Sundays. and today is Sunday

They once shared a romantic evening on the waterfront, discussing their preferences in Middle Eastern cuisine and enjoying the serene atmosphere.

LINEBREAK

This event occurred after an ((__orgy__)) at the Tower of Dawn, where the extravagance of their many geminous epigrams culminated in the temporary abolition of common etiquette due to serendipitous fuckenstance.

Name a non-mainstream linux distro that doesn’t suck! genuine question! I even chose the “Question” tag!

today I have attempted to do my taxes and I have ceased trying to do my taxes

they don't even let me log in now. so how am I supposed to know how much I owe and pay it

I don't make any money anyway. I'm just selling shit I own to not be homeless and have things to eat. and I will probably owe money because under poverty line is probably taxable now with all the inflation. but I can't even do that

Holy shit! Just watched "Hardcore Henry". The most Cyberpunk thing I have ever seen. What a wild ride.

Warning, if you have issues with motion sickness then it is not recommended. I don't have issues, but some of the camera work really tested me.

Unemployment Be Like:

Me: “I’m available to join immediately.”

Also Me: Available since last year.

Anyone love me enough to point me out to some remote work ? I need money lol

Week : 79 & 80 ( Year 1 )

Oh, I missed last week. So how were these 2 weekends?

What's your plan for retirement?

Second last Week : https://devrant.com/rants/13715154

s3 storage sucks. Requires you to implement special stuff in software. The s3fs is a terrible thing not supporting many native file operations. For example, i can't cp * /to-target. It can't do nothing.

So, that was a short adventure. Now i found: https://interserver.net/r/1035270/ (affiliate link, why not). 3,- 1tb storage WITH complete vps. 1gb / 1 core but it does great as sshfs drive. It works so fast, i gonna host complete projects on it like https://devrant.molodetz.nl. sshfs drives really have the comfort of a native drive. Boarded just uploaded 600Mb to snek in two minutes. That movie was completely streamable in the snek web interface, you could comfortably click trough the video.

So, time to make a custom script to push all data from s3bucket (blegh!) to this beautiful drive.

The default name for a developer's programming language should be called BrainFuck (as we know, it exists) because as a developer I often have lots of frustration and I would like to write the following program where asterisks represent cursewords:

******* ****, **** you, **** this ****,
stupid logic, spaghetti ****,
team politics ********,
**** **** ***** ****

In fact, using non-cursewords makes it too nice already.

I have this impression that non-devs have this idea that you can ask for a developer to learn and implement a new technology with the same ease as ordering a Happy Meal.

Oh, you want me to learn a completely new technology, write very high quality, bug-minimal code, test it, document it, in a matter of hours?! Maybe senior devs can do this, but for me, it's like asking me to build software for NASA and guaranteeing it will work wonderfully without being given the time to thoroughly test it, design it or even think about it. Wooh, just code this as fast as possible and to industry standards quality!

Anyway... just another frustration.

lmao so i spotted some racist bitch on facebook spewing their usual hate.

Except this time the retard used his real name, and a quick linkedin search showed he worked as a janitor at the local harm reduction center (it was a local group to share old pictures)

Since i studied psychology, i know quite a few people in there. Let's see what happened when the idiot starts feeling the real life consequence of his action.

So my wife's a parasite, huh? Tell me that shit to my face, i'll go there with a fkn crowbar.