Thanks from Argentina!!!

Got my stickers in the mail today, just before I left for my new job. Thanks from Ireland devRant

You had one job...

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"DOOT".

Don't tell me how to live my life!

Sorry boss... I can't work anymore.

Printers.

Oh yes. Of course I want to be sat next a noisy sales team.

more deletions than additions and added some extra features!! :D
Productive Monday!

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders
1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder
2. Name the folder Internet Explorer
3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer.
4.Done

Once upon a time as a developer for Palm handhelds I wrote an application in C which had to print via a Bluetooth printer.
When connected by wire everything was perfect, switching to BT it kept crashing for weeks without me finding the source of the problem.
Then came the day of my companies summer party. I've been the last guy to sit in front of the PC, investigating my problem, when at about 9 PM my boss came and told me, I should grab something to eat. So I went down, drank three beer and got back to work.
At about 9:45 PM the damn wrong * was replaced by the correct & and everything was fine.

PointerIssuesSolvedByBeer++;

QA trying to break my code