QA engineers...

haaahaa

My GF, an iOS QA, went for an interview with a large enterprise and was rejected.

Interviewer: Your current application is hybrid or native?

GF: Native, because it is written in swift using native iOS SDK.

Interviewer: Does it use internet?

GF: Yes.

Interviewer: It is a hybrid application if it uses internet. You know nothing about your projects. You are rejected.

GF: 😯

Unit testing be like "all tests passed"

QA: There is a bug in your program, it doesn't work !

DEV: What? It is working on my machine, let me show you *opens app*

QA: Well, then I will tell our clients to use your machine every time they want the app

DEV: ...

I FUCKING DID IT.

TODAY, I AM HAPPY AS FUCK.

You all know how much I used to rant about my shitty manager and the shitty QA job.

And with all the lay offs at work, I was worried more and more everyday.

I never liked coding and automation is killing QA jobs.

I always leaned towards business and tech.

I really worked hard and gained lot of product knowledge of the one I was working on.

Last month there was an opening in Product Management team.

I thought of trying luck. I had good contacts and through their reference got an interview scheduled.

This evening, I got the confirmation call that I am selected.

I am fucking out of that soul sucking QA job and now will be a Product Manager of one of Oracle's 10 million dollar kernel products.

My happiness today knows no bounds.

Not only I am out of that toxic manager but this career switch has countless perks waiting for me. The more I count the less they are.

I once dreamt of posting this story and today it is reality.

Feels good :)

Edit: Really sorry for being away and not interacting with you all as I was busy with this thing. I am here now with you all.

when you have no QA department
- via CodeHumor

When you get client to test a feature.

Type it in, type it in, type a bigger number in. Oh how fun it is to break other people's software!

To new beginnings

Meet poo, the QA guy

>22 year old college student
>Apply for a QA internship
>Interview goes well,they see I have plenty of experience and doubt it's real
>Hard questions are thrown
>Answer them and they admit the position is for manual testing

I honestly don't care I need the money, plus manual testing doesn't usually strain me.

>A week goes by
>A month goes by
>Call them
>...Sorry we were looking for someone with less technical and dev experience.

My fucking face when I don't have a title, still overqualified, fighting with WordPress devs on freelancer.

Also orders a NULL beer....

walks into a bar ...

Warning!

Me, doing QA

PM: "stop submitting bug reports about screen size, we're only supporting one resolution for now"

Me: *What do you mean you're only supporting one resolution it's a website and it breaks on screens <1400 px tall*
*Sigh*
"okay, what resolution?"

PM: "No one knows"

Me: *dies*

My gf was a QA. I told her to read my last devrant story about our colleague from the previous company.

Her response was "you misspelled 'taught' twice".

😢

when i present the new feature in front of qa

I would love to have QA in my team...

QA and Developers nowadays

Just reduced 900 lines of horrible code into 106 lines of less horrible code..

QA: do those 106loc really do what the 900loc did ?
Me: yes
QA: really?
Me: yes
QA: are you sure?
Me: NO. I was lying. Maybe it does. Maybe it doesn't. Maybe you should run it and find out.
QA: *immediately releases for prod*

I am serious. In 1 month, I wrote 32451 lines of code.

- 960 functions
- 189 unit tests

Our parent company is pushing a new zero defect policy for code that gets shipped.

The next day they announced they are firing our QA team.

WTF?!

software developers and testers be like

Google Local Guides Questions: So easy a caveman could do it

when you add a single ';' and suddenly 1867 errors are gone.

Wrong commit...

Project manager: how was the day?
Me: wrote a few lines of code
Me: ran the code
Me: full of errors
Me: I cried

QA: Please Look at this Defect.
Me: Okay not a problem!
QA: Thanks
Me: <Starts to look at Defect>
QA: 2 mins later. Do you have an ETA on when it will be fixed?
Me: Not yet, I'm still looking at it.
QA: Do you know what time it can be fixed? I have a deadline.
Me: I don't know what's wrong yet, I can't tell you when it will be fixed if I don't know what's wrong.
QA: Okay. Update Me.
Me: Opens Dev Rant.

Feedback: Bad UI.

QA: You need to write a test script for your new web app before it can go live

Me: ok, I'll write some tests in PHP unit and automate the tests.

QA: Oh, can you do that? We just normally write a list in excel then go through each line and write pass or fail at the end.

Me: yeah, good one.

QA: Umm, I'm not joking.

Queue awkward silence...

QA trying to break my code

Code review measurement : Wtfs per minute.

I'm pretty sure the only thing our QA team tests is my patience! 😤

Devs be like..

Any got fans here? Wise words from littlefinger.

Those QA guys have always got problems...

QA: did you test the app first?
Dev: Yes, I test all my code all the time.

*QA crashes the app within first 5 seconds.*

Jajajajaaj that shit happens a lot

Having to deal with stupid testers who think your app should be resistant to water and black magic and report a bug if it is not

Credit~ monkeyuser.com

Devs vs QA

Programmers know it.

Me at QA, talking about a nasty bug I found in legacy code.
QA: what was the root cause?
Me: pos code.
QA: pos?!
Me: piece o' shit.
QA: ...

how the qa tests my code

How was your day at work?
Dev: - I managed to break the whole thing, so s**t! 😭
QA: - I managed to break the whole thing, so productive! 😎

So I remember this QA I had for our thesis and the panelist asked me
"So is it a bug or a feature?
i answered
"Yes"

The struggle is real

Old but Gold.

Most of my code solutions came to me while I'm in the shower
🚽🚽

One of my QA friends told me today,
" If I wanna screw you up, I will just have to delete a semicolon in your code, hahahhaahhaha ". <for real>

There are two problems here
1. He's not familiar with the concept of an IDE
2. I use Python

Stop making fucking " ; " jokes in early 2019 >_<
:P
#No hard feeling to the QAs out there

QA : There is a bug, come at my desk now !
Me : I'm busy on some feature, can you make an issue on Jira I will fix it later.
QA : NO! It's a major issue
Me : Ok... I come.
* 3 hours later *
QA : I just created you the Jira you asked
Me : I told you, the bug is already fixed since 2 hours
QA : yeah but I will not test it until you mark the issue as done on Jira

.... Are you kidding me ??? So you interrupted me in my work two times for one stupid issue...

Got this in the email.

I just hate it when clients with no knowledge of developing says I'm looking for "more professional"

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

Somebody did that with dedication and you can't just call it that!!

SCREW YOU!!!
😡😡😡😡😡

Write so many tests that QA goes out of job 😃😃

Every time I hear my boss say "surely it can't be that hard" or "that's what, like a 5 minute job?"
*shudder*

So our service has a 9% test coverage (that 9% was from me sneaking tests into my PRs, before I arrived there was only one test and it was assertTrue(True)) but they won't allow me to take some time to go and write the regression tests myself.

Now whenever I make a change to the service and I get asked how sure I am that I won't introduce regression I look them dead in the eye and say "9% sure". One day they'll get tired of it and let me write tests

My partner in crime

What even is QA?

"No time for automated tests, we've got too much testing to do..."

Got to love QA

Just received a job invitation for my first developer position. But I never wrote a line of code in my life. I guess my interviewer too.

Code on
Dev Env.: Works Fine
QA Env.: Works Fine

Production:

One of the best GIFs in the history of GIFs.

My work desktop setup!

Follow me on @cha_m_ra

Dont get attached to your code at work! Coz it's not your code, you got paid for writing that code and that's it.

Finally my fidget cube arrived

QA is sooooo fucking important. Just learned it the hard way.

I literally had to teach our QA how to take a screenshot and what the DOM is. We are screwed.

Working in my underwear

Just got this notification. I see virgin active UK likes to test in production. I too like to live dangerously.

Game of Codes: feedback from QA

Google DevFest Sri Lanka

😔😔😔😔😔

When your team uses both scss & less in the same project

Hilarious

Fuck this shit.. I don't fucking know shit about using Facebook or Google+... I'm a fucking programmer, just because I work with computers I don't have to know how you're supposed to go about making your fucking Facebook page...damn this gets on my nerves.

TIFU by deploying not one, but two major releases to production at 5pm on a Friday. I trusted my testers, so one of the applications had a major bug in it. I just worked through a child's surprise party. hope the testers are having a lovely evening with their loved ones.

Oh look, you aren't doing shit. You have 2 weeks worth of testing to complete and you are checking out stories on the Yahoo front page.

Useless. Completely incompetent. Idiot. Imbecile. Moron. Stupid. How dense? Let me count the ways...

Do you know anything?! You use big words to sound important and look like you know your shit. In reality, you have no clue!

How you have managed to capture this job is baffling to me. It shows there is much work to be done to filter out toxic, incompetent people like you. Otherwise, the industry will be plagued with a terrible fear of sub-par employees.

Your lack of common decency for the office space is appalling. Your attitude and "can do no wrong" personality is disgusting. And the cherry on top? It is impossible for you to admit mistakes and take ownership for your actions. You can be inexperienced, stressed out, or even make a mistake once in a while. Yet, the moment you DO fuck up and act like nothing was your fault, that most of it was MY fault, or the TEST environment's fault, or the other team's fault, a lack of resources, a lack of time, ANYTHING but your own damn incompetence, you are dead to me.

You are, by far, the worst co-worker I have ever had.

Every time I copy some code I feel like holding I'm something heavy till I past it somewhere!😋😋

Home desktop setup

Fuck QA
Love QA
Fuck QA
LOVEEE QA

Probably the most useful thing I got from all the meetups I attended in my life.

A bottle opener.

Now I don’t need to think twice before grabbing a beer 🍺

What you got last time?

I hate QA people

We have this lovely little old lady who works in QA and whenever she finds a bug she goes across the office to the developers desk and taps them on the shoulder and spends like 15 minutes explaining and showing the bug...

This is infuriating as you lose all concentration on what you are working on and wastes so much time... But I can't bring myself to tell her to stop just can't find kind enough words. She's a lovely person and means well but it seems her world runs a lot slower than everyone else's.

Just closed a TOP PRIORITY ticket with "as designed"..

After a 1 minute talk with the developer who wrote this code, I found it is actually deliberate..
So I just closed the ticket..

but what really bothers me is:

That developer, is sitting right next to the QA.
HE IS SITTING RIGHT THERE..

We are a small startup company, everyone are sitting around the same table..

communicate much?

Me to QA: Just Why ??

From this day onwards I'm following this technique

Who needs QA anyway.

The truth has been spoken 😂

My #developer stater pack!

How illustrators from undraw.co sees QA :D

So first of all I'm not a dev.

I'm a software tester and my test manager is a douche, but this is not it.

Today I went to the end user place along with him to teach them how to test properly and how to manage the software test cycle in JIRA.

I did a demo and showed the users the software the dev team developed and of course there were a lot of rants about it.
Users noted down a list of things to be changed and we kept going.

By the end of the demo, my test manager started discussing the fact that I told these guys to open Bugs without test objects on Jira.

I mean, we don't have a test cycle or test cased yet but these guys found issues already, what's the point?

So here's the funny part.

He then starts telling users (which ignore testing fundaments) to create a test cycle called 'meeting of today dd/mm/yyyy" and create tests below it which were named with the names of who created them.
All of that without a logic and ignoring the fact that these tests were not tests.

I was laughing my ass off while assisting this total mess and I almost lost control.

And this is my manager.

Luckily, tomorrow is Saturday.

Testing a brand new build on production FTW 👍

You don’t appreciate how large a project really is until you have to write tests cases for QA, to cover most work flows.

God this is mind numbing, only half way there... I think 😰

I have more devices to test than my QA department. As a web developer.

I am pretty decent developer but ended up in Quality assurance :/ it hurts me when people are having awesome discussions about coding amd I am performing dumb tests.

When the QA tester finds a bug just before the release

Yet another day at work:

My job is to write test libraries for web services and test others code. Yes I know to code, and have a niche in software testing.
Sometimes developers (whose code I find bugs in) get so defensive and scream in emails and meetings if I point out an issue in their code.
Today, when I pointed a bug in his repo, a developer questioned me in an email asking if I even understood his code, and as a tester I shouldn’t look at his code and only blackbox test it.

I wish I can educate the defensive developer that sometimes, it’s okay to make mistakes and be corrected. That’s how we deliver services that doesn’t suck in production.

If you didn't became a developer what would you be? What's your plan B?

Mine is to be a psychologist.

What if you were asked to develop something that goes against your morals or beliefs. Would you do it?

PS - they are willing to pay you more that you ask for

I like my software how I like my steak;
well done

Why is it soooo taboo to ask co-workers salary?

Work of a my co-workers good work! It's called colspan you dumb fuck! Best part is that no way I'm changing this coz I work in place where they don't give a fuck about code quality! So fuck it!

Even though I have 500 reputation on StackOverflow I'm afraid to ask a question! Coz other devs can be really down right mean! No one knows everything, we are all here to learn. Some ppl don't understand that they too started like this.

Interviewed for a Q&A position.

Found bugs and errors on the test questions just fine.

Found broken assets and errors within the test itself outside of the questions. (Misspellings, typos, broken images, botched styling, etc.)

Didn't get hired because they thought I'd spend too much time finding bugs.

What gives?

Me: Im testing a new feature that is not on production yet for 30m and can not make it work. (I asked the developer for any idea why is not working)
Dev: i just tested, works fine.
Me: i just tested again with no luck. I’m i missing anything?
Dev: (Developer comes to my desk). Lets see what you doing wrong here. (After 5seconds). You have been redirected to the production site and you've been testing there all this time.
Me: 😩

When your qa team is too lazy to take a real app screenshot of a bug report and uses photobooth on their mac to literally take a backwards photo of the phone screen and then doesn't even flip the image.

When you got hired

HR: please come to us if there's any problems related work so that we can give a solution.

After years of working you send a mail with you problems, it's been months. Still no reply! And try to avoid conversation regarding that problem.

Channel null

So, today in the office we all decided chipotle for lunch. We create the team order and sent it out to the entire office.

First thing we noticed: online ordering looks really good and has finally been updated.
Second thing we noticed: it never got tested and it doesn't work

Result: 7 angry developers who just wanted some burrito bowls start emailing chipotle tech support

Nested nested if statements!!!
😡😡😡😡😡😡

True comment!
😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Power cut at the office now I have to talk to my coworkers!!! 🙄😶😑

Hearing QA wants to talk to you.
In other words:
"There is a shitstorm coming, Mr Wayne"

Have you had any money saved? What is your process when it comes to saving money? What kind of investments did you do with your savings?

I just realize I made QA wait for 5 minutes while testing session handling on the app when I missed just a single zero and made the session expire after 30 seconds instead (instead of 300000 milli calculation produced 30000)
He tried 3 times and then opened a ticket not knowing why session is always expired
wonder if I should tell him >_>

When the QA reproducible steps might as well include all or one the following:

1. Stand upside down.
2. Wait till the moon turns red.
3. Hop on one foot.

QA anyone?

Good artists copy but great artist steal
🤔😱🤷

A while back we had some time sensitive work I was doing in overtime, the work was purely functional and the front end had not yet been done. It went to QA to test the functionality and the only feedback I got was UX oriented.

I tried to explain on 3 occasions that the looks was not important in the slightest at this stage, and just try to break it. I then got a lecture that it wasn't an optimised layout and was shown the AA route finder as an example of how the tester thought it should look.

So, does anyone else dream about programming? I had this awful nightmare last night about JS, I think I might been working to much..

Got hooooot pink coloured pair of beats for my birthday!!! Best gift ever! Two most things I like is music and code this is the perfect gift! Pink is the only problem but fuck it. I love theseeeee!!!

Yesterday was a day off so I developed a vue, vuex , laravel application. Today back to work and start writing some shity code!

Probably a must read for QA!

I would love to see someone referencing this book in their application 😂

The feel when you remember you have left any vulnerability in your code.
a wired wave arise in your body.

බෑ බෑ මට වැඩ කරන්න බෑ

What the fuck this fucking shit of an app supposedly went through five rounds of QA and I broke it in 5 minutes? Holy fucking shit How this is the main point of your job. You shitty shits take forever getting this PR to me and now it’s buggier than a haunted house on Halloween?

After this is after wanting to cuss Apple for making me update the os then then xcode then iTunes just to recognize the goddamn development phone. It’s an app built off Cordova it works for like 14 versions of iOS just run the bugger you over priced aluminum chassis dildo riding fruit Fuckers.

Now back to the goddamn cluster fuck I just got delivered. What the goddamn fuck. This level of bullshittery I have not seen before. And apparently Cordova is only partly de-sandboxed? I don’t know for sure because I don’t have time to test it because I’m running the entire technological stack of this company on a junior dev salary!

When you tell me it goes though all this QA and you spend 2 weeks on just QA tickets for fucks sake the first operation I do, the most common fucking operation on the app, the shit we have been building around all this fucking time, should not fucking error out. For fucks sake at least try to get the main fucking thing working. I recognize you did a lot of work and implemented a number of features but what the fuck good are they if I can’t even run them for one fucking time.

Hate when one of the devs get personally offended cause I log some bugs about his part of the app.. I know it is your child, nothing about you, it's a bit retarded, and doesn't do well with other kids.. :/

Oho FISH !!!!! Every Dev Problem :)

You are not real devloper untill you suddenly realized "that's how I should code that"

The boss wants to improve the QA by introducing GUI tests (partially non-automatic) instead of refactoring the legacy blob of application with unit and integration tests.

THIS WONT MAKE IT ANY BETTER

QA in a nutshell

QA: I found critical bug in your application. 😡
Me: Oh no, It's a feature! 😅

Tech Lead : Tomorrow need to send QA
.
.
After 2 weeks
Tech Lead : Tomorrow need to send QA °.°

The feeling when your scrum master or lead ask you run the automated tests against the application though they know the application is down or not working.

Did you ever take advantage of clients that has less computer literacy? Like have you ever escape a bug in the system by telling the client heavy technical BS! 😋

PS - fixings that bug later obviously!!

Bed to desk, desk to bed

Tester says that selection to is dark when they selected a dark color.. 😑

Just heard a QA member say whilst training a starter:
'We are going to do some hacking now'

He just changes a URL argument.

After building some automated regression tests to verify parts of the company website were working, it was discovered that a test case was missing.
Instead of a constructive meeting about fixing the issue and adding a test, I was reamed and my manager was reamed that we "missed this case".
Nevermind that the automation caught several issues before release in nearly every other aspect of coverage.
Nevermind that the missing test case was a useless feature added after the automation was completed.
Nevermind that automation was meant to be the last stop in the gate, not the first...

I was so livid after that meeting I nearly resigned on the spot. My manager was so livid over being told to write me up he was ready to resign.

You don't! Working for a bad company would ultimately give you the experience you need that a good company wouldn't

Nothing destroys an ego quite like the cold, ruthless testing of your software by the QA team. I humble once more.

Finally successfully installed Ubuntu!!!!

Had my first evaluation session today, where people use my software for an hour and see if they like it. Mixed feelings.

For one thing there are indeed bugs here and there, but a lot of the things that people say are missing are there! They just didn't see it.

In times look this I see I still need to do better painfully clear.

Be happy or offended. You decide.

When Project Owner congratulate your team that the app is not crashing on QA.

...It relies on the BouncyCastle cryptography library instead of OpenSSL, yet replicates OpenSSL bugs to guarantee compatibility.

What if programming languages are only available commercially?

I just heard someone quote this
"To complain about a problem without proposing a solution is called nagging."

I know the perfect name for QA team now. 😁😁😂

Why on earth our QA team seems to our DB admins?! They're two different roles!!!

dev vs QA rant (n + 1)

So our QA is done by China team so naturally time difference is quite irritating,

I cannot change code
I cannot debug for issue

So today I fix a critical issue and before pushing it my seniors send the to the QA
> QA unavailable
> I wait for QA because nobody notifies if the code is tested and I can work ahead
> I get review that my issue fix generated another issue (page gets redirected)
> I'm angry and astonished, I check on same link, same circumstances and no such issue is found
> My seniors say read the issue properly and I do it, no positive response when I contradict the QA
> QA leaves for home on Friday and critical issue still remains in live

I cannot believe the laziness of QA, I mean it's their loss at the end of the day.

> top of that I waited 2 hours for QA to check the issue

A QA walks into a bar and ordered two error messages.

Hmmm! So I'm passive aggressive person. I don't argue with my fellow devs I post the their faults on devRant!

Bug detected!

Hardest thing for me as Team leader is to teach people in my team, that task is done, when unit tests are written, pull request is created, approved and merged.

Not when their code compiles for a first time.

Dockerize all the things! 🐳🐋

The number of services you need to grok for full AWS certification...

Thanks! It arrived sooner than I thought! Thank you! Love the stickers!!
❤️❤️❤️

So, just had an interview for a junior position at a company but as a QA engineer.

I would've preferred to apply to a more dev kinda job but I gotta eat. Apparently they liked my CV and the job doesn't sound so bad, any QA engineer with some advice or tips of what to expect if I get the job?

Full round of QA, full round of internal testing, and the client still finds a bug nobody can reproduce.
🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

4am writing an assignment about the ethics of anonymity tools (TOR, VPNs, brown bags to put on your head)
I love the subject – I picked it – but these written assignments for peripheral classes are the most soul sucking part of studying software engineering

Big hot cup of tea on your desk will always trick your boss that you will not be late 🙊🙄

Thanks, plugin, that help text was incredibly...helpful?

Bug report: "The patching system is not working."

"The patching system is not working.
The patching system is not working.
1. Download patch
2. Try to install patch.
3. Observe: the patching system is not working.
Expected behavior: The patching system is working. "

Why do I find really hard to connect with my coworkers?! I'm an introvert but after few months in my old job I connected with everyone. In my new job I find it really hard! And it's almost a year! 😥😫

Hate it when the QA guy doesn't know a thing about what is he doing......

How do you manage your relationship with you partner and work like?

Couple of advices from the QA guy

1) Don’t do the bare minimum bc the PM asks that. The people that write up the tasks/requirements don’t know their shit sometimes. Or even worse, they just copy paste what the client asked.
2) Confront the PM and ask more time to build something robust and scalable. When shit don’t work, people will blame the devs which is not fair. Is not easy but put your foot down when you’ve being asked to build shitty stuff bc the client want it ready now.

Where's Waldo's forgotten date mask interpolation?

Project for a client, release date: tomorrow.
We handed over the project two weeks ago, for their QA to test everything.
Guess when they complained about having no access.
Hint: it's today

There's nothing annoys me more that seeing un-indented code. I think I have code OCD

Seriously though, since so many devs I know rant about their QA / test engineers, what would your ideal Test engineer look like?!

I mean sometimes I feel like devs expect test engineers to write them their unit tests too...

Yo, have some questions for all you Macbook devs here.
#0. What language do you mostly write in?
#1. Do any of you dualboot / use VM's on your Mac?
#2. Is it better or worse (in your experience) to code on a Macbook in general?

Asking bc Im thinking on getting one for The thin and lightness of it.

As some of you might know I am currently working in a QA Team.
One of my "colleagues" asked me to help him with the automation of a simple page.
The tool we are using could not determine if a checkbox on a mask was checked or not so he decided to open a BUG!
This is not a bug the page is working fine (the checkmark is visible and the server handles the data correctly)!!
When I asked him why he opened the bug he said "Because I want the developer to make that easier for me!!!"

WTF This is your job! JUST GET IT FUCKING DONE!

I work my ass of to close the gap between testers and developers...

BUT IF I SEE THINGS LIKE THAT I UNDERSTAND EVERY DEV WHO WANTS TO PUNCH HIM INTO HIS FACE!

That moment when QA doesn't do his/her job right...

My iOS app is going under QA and Security testing this week. This'll be interesting.

Working as a team!! I hate working with others! 😫

Upper mgmt paying an enterprise software vendor 40k US annually. Told vendor No more me QA'ing for them and 'discovering' obvious bugs. Told them to hire QA person and spring for some automated testing software. Yeah I know I am a nice guy but Enough is enough!

Oh crap seems like we will switch our automation from java to python.

Any recomendation to good recources or books to start with python?

No one gives a fuck about clean code in the office. So fuck it! I'm writing bullshit!

Hii guys! Im new to DevRant and am reaching out to QA specialists out there!

I got an interview for Junior QA specialist and i need some tips on to what to focus my time studying on. ANY TIPS WILL BE APPRECIATED.

Super nervous since its my first interview for a Co-op job and it may be my last chance to get a co-op job before i graduate. Pleeeease help

Boss calls a team leads meeting which is just me and the other guy. Rest are product or project managers.

Turns out they concerns over how our last few sprints are always left unfinished as the work in it doesn't get passed QA.

Tried to tell him how can devs work on something that failed QA on the last day of the sprint.

We have one QA person who tests 20 something devs work. We are massively under resourced and yet they want us to do everything and always end up making promises to clients that we can't keep coz our sprint doesn't have capacity.

Yet they are hiring more product managers instead of getting some more QA help.

Sick & tired of this shit.

I asked for a front end developer not fucking project manager!

Rant: Married to a QA...
True Story btw.

Mine was at my school when I was 13 or 15. I didn't have a computer at home because my parents could not offered a one. Back then I didn't know any thing about computers but always knew that I wanted to do something related to computers.

So, when I went to the computer lab in my school I was so dumb, I couldn't even click on a button using the mouse. We were partnered up two students per computer and me try so hard use a computer and my partner take over and show off his talent how he can use a computer.

I was sad and devastated even though I love computer I couldn't use a computer but my willingness to learn about computers science never faded a away!

Few years fast forward; I'm a web developer and I'm happy with what I do. The fellow student who showed off still contact me for his trouble shootings regarding computers.

Never give up on you dreams

Launching my own product! Had enough BS from clients!

Is there any free software or website one can use where it takes a screenshot or page and you can mark areas on it, then add comments to those areas? (kind of like powerpoint comments, but without the awkward canvas limitation)

Then later the viewer sees instead of huge message bubbles, only those marked areas on top of the screenshot and when he hovers them - sees the comment pop up somewhere.

I remember QA having something like that, but don't remember anything about it. (I think it had a palmtree logo?..)

It would be amazingly useful for clients to just go through screenshots and marking on it "that looks nasty, put ajit pai on it".

QA is evil :o
#original

Why would you shame someone for a no repro when the page was clearly removed AFTER I raised the bug? Obviously if the page wasn't there before, I couldn't have reported on it!!!

#QAproblems

Companies that do not do uat or internal testing in QA. Test in prod. Really bad. Really bad.

The other day was reading someone else's shitty code which had taken an object into a set without implementing the hashcode and the equals, cursed the developer and fixed that and informed the QA about their lackadaisical attitude. Later on that fix broke some other functionality on live and now the QA team gives me the stares. Feeling like birdman...

!rant
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