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kiki
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- vaguely blonde
- stupid, npc face
- skinny fat
- sloth eyes, think Sid from Ice Age
- a fucking tester that likes unit tests in JS, especially Jest
- talks a lot, but every time she says something everyone just ignores it because there was almost no substance to what she said
- extremely annoying
- interacting with her would be the number one top level displeasure of your day, any day. A day when you wipe the entire prod db is a better day than the day you have to explain something to her

if you guessed jestdotty, you're wrong. that's just one of my ex-coworkers.

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  • 0
    @tosensei this would imply that dotty can code
  • 5
    you guys are mean :(
  • 2
    Petition for @trogus to include a sloth eyes option in the avatar creator.
  • 1
    @cafecortado 404 trogus not found
  • 2
    @retoor You see js and you infer the ability to code? Help me out here.
  • 1
    @retoor what a weird kink 😄
  • 2
    @Lensflare i can vouch that, i am web monkey typer solely because i do average html and a bit above average css, js is a joke, ts is a bit more quality but just a quality joke if you will.

    @retoor oh that's why microPython was easy when I was doing some esp32 coding, thank god because otherwise i would probably burn all my components if it was C#.

    I admit and i fully accept my role as senior comedian monkey typer at most things that i do that requires code.
  • 3
    @kiki that's almost me, just different gender minus sloth eyes and a bit dark brown, almost black hair
  • 4
    @jestdotty i am kinda convinced, not sure why, that you are that blonde girlfriend @b2plane was talking about!
  • 1
    @devJs blonde ex whore*
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