I think one of the main disadvantages of working at Uber is that you should explain you’re an engineer not a driver every time someone ask you about your job

So tired of explaining other stupid developers that POST is not more secure than GET in a ReST api. I have heard many times if you use GET you will be hacked :|

I was testing database migration and there was some issues which I couldn't fix them. So I drop the table just to test if the issues are still there.
"Why nothing have been changed?" After some minutes I realize it was production database which I had dropped 😓

Never cheat on a dev!!
This is navigation API for Iran's transportation organization.

I will find you and I will apply for you

Tutorial video is for sissies. Real men read API Reference

There was a workshop about git in our university and I was the teacher.
After teaching main concept of version control and git commands I was talking about open source community and github repository. First I should notice /pul/ in my language means money.
When I was talking about pulling changes from repository one of the student raised his hand and ask me "Why they would give us money?"
After seconds of silence I had feeling between laughing and crying

Just because the language/feamework/technology is trendy doesn't mean it is suitable for you. There is no silver bullet in software engineering.
I think it was a big mistake to use microservice architecture for our project.

The first thing that matters to me for applying for a job is how their project that I am going to work on will improve me. I have refused a job position with a higher salary just because they want me as their only developers for their website and other things. Instead, I applied for another job with lower salary but now I am a backend developer of a team of 15 developers making a great product and I have learned many experiences.

These are a part of my current project's stack. Can you name some of them?
(Some are just libraries)

Please don't post old jokes. We all have seen them millions of times in other social medias.
Be creative

It looks a developer have some bad times with bugs :D

A software is just a list of bits or we can say binary digits. Next time you developed an application just think you've just found a big "Magic number"! 🤗

I am the only Backend developer in my team, so I have to do sysAdmin tasks, deployment and configurations myself....
I HATE it!

Never trust a hot chick that tell you "Wow you are a programmer? Tell me about it"
ATTENTION: DON'T TELL HER ABOUT IT

You can go hard or
you can go home and be a freelancer

The saddest error message I've ever seen. Poor LinearLayout 🙁

Sentry is a great and also free error tracker. I have hosted it by Docker for our product painlessly.
I love it.
http://sentey.io

I can't wait for summer to come

for Mr. Robot season 3

Before demo times I usually lost my tempure

If there was no open source revolution we would know internet as what we see in Internet Explorer

Can you believe the website of my university only works on IE?
I have installed Windows XP on vm ware just to check the website on my MacBook.

# git log
# docker logs
Always make a mistake 😒

In my language "Go" (actually goh) means "Shit". Poor Go developers in my country 😆

Coffee ☕️ + Headphones 🎧 =
RAGE mode on ⚔️

My new workstation ^__^

"97 things every programmer should know" best book ever for junior developers

I'm thankful to Docker's founders for not naming it "DockerGo"

Can you install Windows?
NO, I use Linux mother fucker

Hello world :)