When people ask for factory images for their phones on xda!!

!rant

I've always wanted to son to enjoy the the same feeling I get when I'm developing. Today my son pulled up a chair next to me and started asking questions about my code, it's safe to say I got those proud dad feels.

Feels good man, feels real good.

function question(){
if(2b || !2b)
{
return(question());
}
}

When you're typing "make sure noone else is ..."
but your fingers automatically types
"else if"

Damaged beyond repair

It's my birthday today, I was born a year after Linus set out to create Linux.
As a dev, I couldn't ask for a better day to celebrate. Thanks Linus!

It's a great feeling when you are 18 years old and already got job offer, because you finished every single task during your internship - really well in fact.

When a Linux user sees windows users complaining about their OS.

This morning Google asked me to come away from a search and into this dark portal to begin its underground recruiting process w/ me. Humbled += Intrigued.

This is a rant because they also gave me a deadline and I have other deadlines, Google!

But the REAL question is: tabs or spaces, Google?

feels good

- what's the most popular language for the web?
- javascript
- wow you really can do anything with java

Use Vim. What could happen?...

Yes please!

Happens where I work 😂

You aint no dev son

Make sense ...

Hide and seek champ.

Suck it up and learn.

When your boss isn't a developer (knows how to use Microsoft Office and browse on the line, and thats about the extent of knowledge)and you get that 'lost in another universe' stare when you try to explain something clever you just coded. *Face Palm*

In generation of Wikipedia ...