bye day ...

'Debugging':

The biggest LIE on the internet: "I've read and accept the terms of service."

how to sound smart in a meeting: pretend to listen carefully for the new idea being said, and then ask one question: "does it scale?"

When people leave their computers unlocked.

A programmer walks into a bar. He says "I'll have 0x01 root beers".

The bartender pours him a root beer.

Another programmer walks into a bar. He says "I'll have 1.0f root beers".

The bartender pours the second programmer a root beer float.

When your team has no time to address technical debt/infrastructure improvements but we need to make that square checkbox round immediately.

When api supports only XML!!!