A relative told me that if I were actually smart I would be getting other people do development work for me.

He is also very wealthy. Clearly wealthy off the backs of dumb people.

WINTOF S.I.E. -- when-in-the-name-of-fuck should-it-execute.

It's nonsense I thought up in a drunken stupor, serious-sounding enough I could perhaps begin using it as if it were not a totally made-up mashup of letters.

"The timing on the logic is off -- this is funtamentally a WINTOF issue".

Of course you could just say it's a timing issue and leave it at that, but where's the fun in that? Obsfuscated language is the way to go! Why be smart when you can just be a morning sore on somebody else's anus?

Speaking of butt$ex, click my link in the description for a 30% discount on deep interstellar sodomy, your mind and ASS will never fully recover -- guaranteed!

SMART is fucking retarded!