The college's Dean of Projects, when evaluating my first year project, which was using blockchains.

DoP: "So, we have this cool cloud system, incase you need to mine or something, come contact me and I'll give you access."

ME: "Sir, this project is distributed and uses computers in a network to protect data, it is not cryptocurrency."

DoP: "Yes, I understand, but we have this system here that can mine a lot, I overheard one of my staff talk about how we were wasting money by not using the system to do such stuff."

ME: "Sure, I'll have it setup to mine some altcoin then."

DoP: "Yeah, well I don't know anything about this stuff, can you do it all, yourself. I'll give you Admin access"

ME AFTER GETTING ADMIN ACCESS

"HOLLY F#@%*! Now I know where these sites are hosted!"

NOTE: I know that every other college has this problem, but the staff is the least innocent.