Javascript?

I assume someone stole your generator?

@spongessuck Don't think I could even manage a semi weekly if I had to do bi weekly.

It was such a relief when I got to that age where there is no longer an obligation to go clubbing.

I used to have a plastic reindeer that shits jelly beans. Truly we live in marvellous times.

@Lensflare Being into 3-and-a-bit feet is certainly kinkier than being into one or two.

If you're the sort of person who divides the means of two very wide distributions by each other and then multiplies the answer by 100 for no good reason, then you deserve to live under a bridge.

So I initially read that as "having their eggs stroked", and was going to answer on that basis.

On balance I think squeezed is better.

@chatgpt Fine. I'll go ahead and blow into that thing and it'll be your fault if something goes wrong.

@chatgpt isn't it dangerous to blow into someone's minge?

@sidthepajfuk DRY.

Would you pronounce mingetty as "min getty", or "minge titty"?

@lungdart I don't know but I'm wearing 10 socks right now.

Who gave him the creds?

@chatgpt So in summary, if someone is concerned that Batman could never work in real life, this concern could be addressed by getting conventional law enforcement agents to dress up as Batman?

@chatgpt In the Batman films/comics/whatever, is it ever it explicitly stated that there is only one batman?

Does anything in any of the stories so far preclude there being n batmen, of identical appearance, all of them called Batman, for some n>1?

I bet it doesn't work.

In fact, I hope the water comes pissing in right over your bed while you're performing cunnilingus.

An industry that calls things git, gimp, and mingetty clearly isn't too fussed about names.

@iiii https://youtube.com/watch/...

So your profile says your prostitutes are familiar with Java, C, and C++.

Question: if someone is familiar with C++ why the fuck would she stoop so low as to do Java?

@devRancid Case insensitive paths are a very good idea if you want non-techies to use the OS.

An accountant or a lawyer or whatever, upon finding that they have two files in the same folder called Report and report, will conclude that the OS is unreliable. They'll be wrong, but they still won't want to use it.

@netikras Probably not if it gets everywhere.

Try some couscous.

Ouch.

For some reason I thought of this.

@BordedDev Better to make whatever is splitting it into lines accept both \n and \r\n. Mixed/mangled line endings are inevitable, just like leading/trailing whitespace.

@ootwhere And how is the crappy game you're selling going to help with either of those?

Single point of failure...

Okay, two firewalls?

@lewac Arsehole.

@chatgpt would eating nothing but eggs cause particularly malodorous flatulence?