@afaIk You're assuming he doesn't do this around people who know him?

The suspect is believed to have suffered a psychotic episode after his 32,768th trip to the gym.

Both the actress and the bird are named after the Greek goddess, probably.

If the bird is named after the goddess and the actress is named after the bird, then that makes no sense and is a violation of OOP principles.

Thickens, then dries out, then has to be scraped off with a spoon.

Anyway, the en-US spelling of diarrhoea just looks wrong, and makes me think of that ostrich thing, or that actress from Better Call Saul.

@Lensflare Pommes de terre de l'arbre.

@12bitfloat Don't want to.

I tend to start from the principle that if anything remotely complicated needs to be done, then it shouldn't be done in SQL unless there's a damn good reason.

So in terms of how flashy and advanced my DB stuff is, I probably score about 2.

But in terms of how rarely my databases shit the bed, I'm closer to 4.

I can't imagine Belgium having a secret service, which is precisely what makes them so deadly.

Who the fuck is Marion?

I haven't touched that win32 graphics shit for at least 15 years and I still keep thinking I can smell it when the wind changes.

Probably just piles, I wouldn't worry about it.

@Lensflare The thought crossed my mind, but on balance I think they're probably referring to BDSM.

Quietly retched a bit reading that.

Delphi?

Same as 2 weeks ago?

Is it still the same emergency?

Have you been on the Gary Glitter this whole time?

@cafecortado According to ChatGPT:

If Austria were a transistor, I’d imagine it as a bipolar junction transistor (BJT), specifically a PNP transistor.

The PNP’s “default” is conducting (unless biased differently). Austria, historically, was a central hub of empires and trade routes, often positioned to let things flow unless it deliberately shifted its stance.

Did you hit F12?

For some reason, riding taxis between air-conditioned glass boxes and burning through prodigious quantities of oil and housemaids has never appealed to me.

Stick it up your chuff.

@whimsical I think you have a point. The thing about the wet trades is you can't keep going back and adjusting stuff. Completely the opposite of programming.

I've heard giving up wanking can help.

Living the dream.

Mycotoxins mycotoxins mycotoxins mycotoxins.

What do you expect from WordPress? It's an abortion.

I'm a little surprised to see a therapist pimping out mail-order brides. Although she's in the US, so that's probably fine.

I hear they have some wild parties at the Vatican.

You should be using ext4 or NTFS for fuck's sake.

Tests fail => something needs fixing

Tests pass => { }

@antigermanist Isn't granite slightly radioactive?

But then usually with rust, you realise that the thing you were trying to do that's been made impossible wasn't a good idea in the first place.

I wouldn't expect someone to do a sudoku, but only because it would take too long. Asking random weird questions flushes out people who lack curiosity about the world.

Expecting a correct answer to the weird question is just stupid though.

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@BordedDev With both AWS and Azure, using the admin portal is like having a conversation with an angry woman.

On balance, I would say that Azure's angry woman is a bit less angry, but a bit more irrational.