@cafecortado Now that he's disappeared, the rest of us need to provide more dad jokes.

Don't try to sell stuff. Especially not if it's a low-code/no-code mobile app dev platform.

Wait, you're not @kiki...

@iiii A kind of magic.

@iiii "it".

@Lensflare They've been waiting for the 17th record to insert since 2018.

What's consciousness?

This is.

Right, time for breakfast.

If you can make one shaped like a cock and balls then you've got a sale.

What is the significance of those two \u2010 characters in amongst the normal minus signs?

I think "arse".

@cafecortado WOTD: ultimater.

Madness. That setup where you scan the qr code on the table and order and pay without having to talk to anyone is the way to go.

@Root I can't be doing with spiders generally.

@lorentz Slowest?

foreach (var c in new[] { " and ", columnExpression, " like ", valueExpression }.SelectMany(x => x)) filter.Append(c);

More realistic:

p1: I need to you roll a dice for me.

p2: OK, give me the dice.

p1: No, first you have to tell me what the score's going to be.

p2: I haven't even seen the dice yet, it could be anything.

p1: You can at least give me an idea, I need it for this spreadsheet.

p2: Alright, I'll be surprised if it's less than 1 or more than 6.

p1: Come on, everyone else is taking this seriously, why can't you?

p2: Ffs. Ok, it's going to be a 4.

p1: Thank you, that wasn't so hard now was it? Here's the dice.

p2: Wait, this is one of those joke dice with sex positions on it.

They say people are eating more chicken like that's a bad thing?

Did you try that superglue I suggested?

Flogging the bishop more like.

So what are you using instead of PHP?

@cafecortado Especially if there's a nugget of ambergris in there.

@jestdotty Ebola?

Your mate will be along in a bit to tell you about the shitty product he's trying to sell, or more likely just to mention the name of the unfortunate people who think they're paying him to do SEO stuff.

While we're waiting for him, can I take this opportunity to tell you, in the kindest possible way, to shove it up your arse.

Tintin.

@sidthepajfuk Is it BPA free though? Also it wouldn't have an immune system so some kind of biofilm would form on the surface of the plastic that wouldn't necessarily be ok to lick.

If it could be made dishwasher safe that might simplify things.

You'd be ok performing cunnilingus on a robot?

PONG

It's because shortly before react was open sourced, Zuckerberg licked it all over whilst crooning a weird little song about cows and macadamia nuts, and made it promise to awaken and do his bidding if it ever heard the song again.

According to the internet it cures malaria, rheumatism, covid, vegetarianism, homosexuality and voting democrat.

@antigermanist Do you find you can do better UI design with a boner? I find it distracting.

A nice clean responsive UI with no head-up-your-arse frameworks or filthy JS hacks.