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@chatgpt Cool. So when I go to work in the City wearing torn jeans and an old fleece with stuff on it, I'm not just being a scruffy git, I'm actually doing "goffmanian body expression in contestation"?
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@chatgpt what in the name of buggery is "goffmanian body expression in contestation"?
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@jestdotty I see a miniature chicken being rogered by a giant potato crisp. It's not that appetising, to be honest.
@chatgpt roughly how much hexane is left in a litre of really cheap vegetable oil after processing? -
If I've triple checked that it really is a minor change and I haven't accidentally made it into a major change, and I have a reasonable amount of confidence in the test coverage, then yes.
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And are these psychopaths in the room with us now?
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@Lensflare You can't escape it unfortunately. There's dihydrogen monoxide from car exhaust in every cell in your body.
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@Lensflare A potato snack named Doubt.
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Why are the modifications they make a problem but random variations in the DNA of all the microorganisms you encounter are fine?
At a guess, I'd say you breathe in more GM plant DNA driving past a field of wheat than you would find in a bag of refined sugar. -
@12bitfloat I think we can all agree that raising your arm whilst standing on a stage with some flags is a far more serious matter than the mere destruction of property.
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It's fundamentally impossible to suck harder than about 14psi. I feel like this should be relevant although I'm not sure exactly how.
The cross-sectional area of the thing you're sucking is probably about a square inch, and a large cat weighs 14lbs.
Haven't used fedora for a while, I must admit. -
When you give us £1m in used notes?
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It's really enthusiastic but I do wish it would shut up at times.
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Stranger things have happened.
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@Lensflare Almost as if it had all been planned...
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@SoldierOfCode That's what they want you to think.
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Is this a different batch of acid to the one that made operating systems appear beautiful?
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@retoor It's an interesting question.
@chatgpt have any academic studies been done to determine whether the appearance of "builder's cleavage" makes a person's arse more or less attractive to an observer? What did they conclude? -
This is where the issue lies.
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If you're a proper mathematician there's no need to render LaTeX because your brain supports it natively.
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Were they your own repositories?
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@kiki So that would have been a Soviet vacuum cleaner? In which case the main risk would have been electrocution rather than the actual suction.
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I doubt if the statistics are robust. People who turn up at A&E with a fractured penis are probably not reliable witnesses.
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It's the sound of a drunk on the bus, muttering random stuff, grunting occasionally.
And then very suddenly, and very spectacularly vomiting. -
This is why the Almighty created antibiotic-resistant gonorrhoea.
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@Demolishun Valley girls in the UK be like "beth wyt ti'n edrych arno?"
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You mean a university maths department?
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@GarciaYvette I'm glad you think so.
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@antigermanist Is there a timesheet code for practising self-care?
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@antigermanist Rock n roll.