A friend of mine briefly dated this chap who was properly obsessed with forklifts and cherry pickers and stuff. I only met him a few times but every time he brought his phone out to show us some kind of hydraulic lifting machinery that had caught his eye. Turned out to be a paedo. I don't know if there's any connection there.

@Lensflare Yes, and talking to it also helps though nobody knows why.

@b2plane just keep it in a box until uploads are working again.

@chatgpt if someone has developed a habit of smelling disgusting things, how can they give it up?

Don't feel bad, I'm sure she got plenty whilst you were away.

Exact, with integrity check where possible.

Dependabot or similar to tell you when there's a new version available so you can make a conscious decision whether to bump it or not.

@Demolishun Hypothetically though, if you did manage to pull the rope out of Lizzo's mouth would you win a prize of some kind?

At first I thought you said you need to shit out the demo app.

Been there.

On the face of it, Elon Musk could give everyone on the planet about 80kg of rice, at $500 per ton.

But that would move the market in rice. To "feed the people" you don't need to make money, you need to make food.

Also those cards end up the wrong height if the <h3> is on a single line, and then the card immediately below it gets a negative margin... wtf? So there is some javascript abomination measuring heights of things and then voiding its bowels into the dom? Why is that necessary?

Wordpress is dogshit, and anything built upon it is a microorganism that lives on dogshit.

Quite a few times we've had a third party who sends us files via sftp, doesn't offer any alternative channel, management want the files processed as soon as they're available - what else can you do?

If whoever is on the other end doesn't like their server getting poked every 10 seconds they can offer a more efficient option.

Has it got air suspension? Air suspension is a scam.

@tosensei He can have one, and move it from one end to the other as required.

No, they already know that.

It's "shat", not "shitted".

Also, 1-based indices? What is this, VB-fuckin'-A?

@ScriptCoded Depends how active a participant you are.

I'll take the modern .net stuff over the old .net framework load of bollocks any day to be honest.

Asp.net core has left the old webforms abortion a long way behind and is actually not bad.

@spongessuck What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Any fool can roast beef...

Facing bricks or engineering bricks?

Different kinds of status, I suppose.

Under capitalism, your boss gets paid 10x more than you.

Under communism, your boss only gets paid slightly more than you, but he can have you kidnapped and cut your balls off just for shits and giggles.

@kiki I don't.

@Demolishun It's bloody hard work.

@Lensflare He got paid out, didn't he?

"Their doors are shut in the evening, and they know no songs."

If you're having mysterious experiences on coffee it could be the mycotoxins.

Anything that involves WordPress is a puddle of shite. If you're lucky.

@TeachMeCode Snuffy is real.

Hopefully they will find out about each other and one of them will chew it off.

@Demolishun

Well, I'm so tired of crying

But I'm on the commode again

On the commode again

I ain't got no woman

Just to call my special friend

The past tense of the verb to shit is "shat".

You don't need much vocabulary to talk about misogyny and bowel movements so you may as well get it right.