Run away.

But now your cat can change the location of your home at will. According to Kerckhoffs's principle you should assume the cat is aware of this.

This could end badly.

I had to learn a bit of Delphi and dBase for a one-off project a while back.

Tesla valve. It's basically witchcraft.

Klootzakjes.

@jestdotty Maybe include them in the form of a Bloom filter?

Giant lungs sounds about right

I thought shotgun debugging was where you bring out a 12-bore and start loading it whilst informing the computer that if it doesn't stop being such a little prick, you're going to take it outside and shoot it right in the tits?

@tosensei Anti-social, apparently.

Everyone gets to add another bullet point to their CV though.

@magicMirror That's what I thought. Do we conclude @b2plane is working in an Apple store?

A holesaw or a core drill is more appropriate than an auger for something like that.

My throbber disappeared years ago.

@netikras Looks more like "Asshole Digest" to me.

I bloody well hope I'm working in a loony bin. I'd be bored shitless otherwise.

@Demolishun Don't knock it til you've tried it.

@MammaNeedHummus I think chickens just have a single multifunctional connector, like USB-C.

You can work out the age of the tree it grew on by counting the rings.

First thought: "two-handed wanker".

That, and the fact that the easiest way to make a difference is to break stuff.

Testicles.

Nowt wrong with skunks.

A heartwarming tale.

Now, off you jolly well fuck.

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@Demolishun Where the mice won't get at 'em.

Do some gardening, clean the bathroom, call the computer a cretinous son of a cheap backstreet whore and threaten it with a wrench, and maybe go for a walk. And make sourdough.

Yup. Also works with garlic and a few other things.

Doesn't work with hamsters though.

Bad idea with hamsters.

Trying to pinch-zoom physical objects is good too.

The sprouting things it uses to make more ground apples.

If you think they're hot what's the problem?