@kiki I don't.

@Demolishun It's bloody hard work.

@Lensflare He got paid out, didn't he?

Blaireau.

"Their doors are shut in the evening, and they know no songs."

If you're having mysterious experiences on coffee it could be the mycotoxins.

Anything that involves WordPress is a puddle of shite. If you're lucky.

@TeachMeCode Snuffy is real.

Hopefully they will find out about each other and one of them will chew it off.

@Demolishun

Well, I'm so tired of crying

But I'm on the commode again

On the commode again

I ain't got no woman

Just to call my special friend

The past tense of the verb to shit is "shat".

You don't need much vocabulary to talk about misogyny and bowel movements so you may as well get it right.

@jestdotty Do they do all that stuff whilst singing YMCA?

I could just do with some ramen.

The British made all sorts of funky stuff using poundals and horsepower hours and Whitworth hexagon sizes.

I've never met anyone who is an olive garden, I must admit.

A few pear orchards and the occasional hop yard but never an olive garden.

Also rabbits apparently.

@jestdotty Sounds like the Missouri F12 hacker.

Never report security holes unless you've been paid to pen test, too risky. People are stupid.

There's an article on their blog titled "Bluestock fintech is real company".

You need to be a bit more subtle about this.

@JsonBoa You can see all sorts if you open one up. There was this little tube with branches coming off it.

@chatgpt If Bluetooth was a person, roughly what would be the likelihood that Bluetooth would enjoy performing fellatio?

You can get in trouble for mansplaining these days.

Madam Chairperson, honourable committee members, I humbly request that I should be exempt from medical assistance in dying because...

You're hawking eye surgery by posting ad spam so I can see why you're looking for people who don't see the point of staying alive.

Not me.

@Demolishun All the people, so many people.

OGGY OGGY OGGY!

Otters and bears, or just an otter?

@chatgpt Someone is suggesting that you can't make a hot dog with salami. I find that as objectionable as the factorial function only being defined over the natural numbers. What kind of salami could be used to make a hot dog?

I've tried to interpret that 3 times and now my balls hurt.

90s Microsoft was far worse.