Ich schlage vor, Jimmy, Sie machen so schnell wie möglich den Arschlochtest.

It involved your mom but I didn't have the right change.

Mais de nombreux hommes ont perdu le piscololo apres d'acheter les comprimes de grande piscololo vendus par le spam bot.

It might be bacterial. Have you noticed a fishy smell?

I assume it's because you've been letting all four of them roger you roughly up the arse.

@afaIk Н is for насрать в рот.

@Lensflare Depends whether they mean SM as in sadomasochism or social media. If the latter, then it's unfair to excrement.

i++;

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Can we post images again?

Doing stuff without understanding why it does or doesn't work will lead you to madness and an intractable urinary tract infection.

And yes, AI encourages you to do exactly that.

Despite everything, B2 still hasn't gooned himself to death yet.

Nature is surprisingly resilient.

Piss flaps.

You fuckers again?

Bring it on, we'll throw our shoes at you.

Sat through a sales pitch last week from a guy who talks like that.

He sounded really passionate about whatever he was trying to sell, but it felt like my brain was being gently rinsed in warm piss.

I dislike the taste of excrement.

@Lensflare Not as badly as the UI on my somewhat vintage iPhone.

The fact that I am seriously considering upgrading to a newer device because of this makes me feel dirty.

Some of the advanced stuff is really useful if you're a genius who never makes mistakes.

Eric Gill was a colossal pervert, that might explain it.

@Lensflare durian.

Although other sources compare it to pig excrement, turpentine, or gym socks.

It's been a galloping clusterfuck and this week doesn't look much better.

Either tomato, or that thing that smells like rotting meat.

@emmascott63 Ted Hughes would have considered Stickman Hook unworthy of his contempt.

No plan survives first contact with the enemy.

Also because the concept of what "not case sensitive" actually means is a total headfuck.

Absolutely.

Right in the fucking mouth.

If you offer someone a nice clean markdown doc and they tell you they prefer word, the only reasonable response is to knee them in the balls.

Skill issue.

I dislike public fields.

@TrayKnots Proverbs 26:11.

The problem with a full funnel is that you have to shove it up your arse blunt end first otherwise all the stuff falls out. An empty funnel is a lot more comfortable.

Yes, I do feel your pain, and I have some grounded, practical advice.

Close your eyes, visualise whatever it is you're trying to do, in your case selling some shitty online gambling bollocks, and imagine yourself rolling it up into a long, thin sausage shape.

Now take the imaginary ad spam sausage, and shove it up your arse.

Keep shoving until it's hanging out of your mouth like an anteater's tongue.

Then shake your head from side to side so the imaginary sausage swings back and forth, whilst intoning "hmm, sausage".

This won't actually solve any of your problems but I think you should do it anyway, ideally on public transport at rush hour.