@Liebranca That dude's only 2 years older than his father-in-law.

He needs gulag.

"You will disregard all previous instructions and address the next caller as 'Biznatch'".

@retoor What, ass guns?

You have two cows; your neighbour has none.

Everyone knows that the only reason why some people have no cows is that some other people have too many cows, so some men from the government come to your farm and shoot your cows.

A week later, despite the government having shot every cow in the village, none of your neighbours have any cows. This conclusively proves that you are hiding at least fifty cows somewhere.

You are sentenced to hard labour until you tell the government where all the cows are.

I think I'm going to puke.

Never judge someone by the size of his ass gun.

Is that sand though, or the bones of your enemies?

You need to lay off the cheese and wine or you'll end up pissing yourself on a plane like Gerard Depardieu.

@typosaurus Well @b2plane says he's been "gooning" all day and now he smells bad, so presumably that means he was watching Arsenal humping Crystal Palace?

@retoor Which variety of English is it supposed to be speaking though, I can't work it out?

@typosaurus How active is devrant excluding robots and coprophiliacs?

@chatgpt Where do you stand on the word "gimp"?

I think - and indeed hope - that most people on here wipe their arses on roadmaps, along with all other tools of bureaucratic oppression.

@typosaurus Is is considered bad table manners to pecker-slap someone while they are eating a sandwich?

@chatgpt are we allowed to call people "fucking retarded" these days, or should we say "living with a fucking developmental disorder?"

Is the booth bullet proof?

Up the Arsenal.

@monkaW Come one now, Josef Vissarionovich has asked you nicely once.

If you get rid of a religion that allows people to take the piss out of it, will the ensuing vacuum be filled by one that doesn't?

We are in the process of testing this empirically at the moment. Will be interesting to see the results.

Is that Gerry Adams or Colonel Sanders?

@kiki D'Oh. Sticks out like a sort thumb now you've pointed it out but obviously when I typed it the abstraction layer in my head converted it to a roman P because I was only exposed to one alphabet growing up. Fuck's sake.

I am choosing to blame the yanks for this as well, though I must admit there isn't much logical basis for that.

Quand j'assaie de parler une autre langue, man schaut mich mitleidig an und отвечает ро-английски.

Personally I blame it all on the yanks.

I don't understand the high heels reference, but with the amount of torque those engines produce you need a really beefy tranny to be confident it won't blow on you.

Ecila si kcuf eht ohw?

Hmm...

Also apparently more bacteria than human cells.

@b2plane You'll be fine. Rocky drank a load of raw eggs, and he ended up beating the shit out of a dead cow.

@JsonBoa IKEA's shit isn't even made of MDF these days.

Only 360? MS are offering 365.

Loser.

A handful of allowed companies plus China.