It's shat, not shitted.

For someone who talks about it all the time, grabs handfuls of it and writes about the odour of it, you really ought to learn how to conjugate it.

But they promised a 300% return by teatime.

You mean they were lying?

How else am I supposed to get rich enough to buy a bunch of popcorn boxes, vinyl signs, pest control and dentistry?

This is art.

Grab a handful of bees, and stick them up your arse.

This is confusing. @jestdotty is having @kiki's dreams, and @SidTheITGuy is having @b2plane's shits.

Raw pork is more likely to give you botulism and/or worms.

Can we upload images now? If so, here they are.

@chatgpt someone must have done some research into what percentage of sites that have a /users route also have a /users/yourmom route. Have they? What was the result?

Metthoden on the other hand would be a whole new level of disturbing.

@annaeat As previously advised, I would hate being a sheep.

Gawd blimey.

All things considered, I would lay off the shrooms for a bit.

@jestdotty I can't be doing with goat.

Seniority is more about how many people in the company are above your level, than about how many people you're the boss of.

@SidTheITGuy Also if you're the kind of parrot that gets to swear at people then you can't fly wherever you want. You have to sit in a cage all day. You keep saying "minge flaps" because you thought that's what you have to say to fit in with your human companions, but they seem to just laugh at you and you don't know why. And parrots live for about 100 years.

@SidTheITGuy The boredom, having to be around other sheep the whole time, the inevitability of getting eaten, and fly-strike.

Being a parrot would be nearly as shit as being a sheep, though probably still better than being a fungus.

C#: Schubert

Node: Machine Head

Haskell: something by Liszt that you can only play if you sell your fingers to the devil

Python: the chicken song by Spitting Image

Being able to sort their own shit out.

I've never tried, but I think it would be challenging to slap someone with a fish. They've evolved to be difficult to hold on to.

Unless you're a bear. They've evolved to grab hold of fish. A bear could probably slap someone with a fish if he wanted to.

@CoreFusionX I would hate being a sheep, it looks really boring.

@jestdotty on balance, being a fungus would probably be worse.

Fungus.

It's a question of when, not if, that date format is going to bite you in the arse.

She'll probably still beat the crap out of you when she sees your devrant account.

Why are those multiples all powers of 10 rather than 2?

I identify as an 0x10x engineer.

@antigermanist Indeed, but also be mindful of Deuteronomy 23:1.

@retoor What was he expecting?

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you

And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do

He told me ooh eee ooh ah-ah ting tang walla-walla bing-bang

Ooh eee ooh ah-ah ting tang walla-walla bing-bang.

@antigermanist Proverbs 26:11.

What I could really do with after reading that is a foldable cardboard bowl to puke in.

Well I don't think I could lick my own balls even if I wanted to, so the theory is somewhat flawed.