No I was not going to type "moccasin", and this is beginning to give me the arsehole now.

Somewhere between 5 and 6.

People cheerfully ratted out their neighbours for walking the dog at the wrong time of day during covid, but they probably don't think of it as surveillance.

@b2plane It's because you're a coprophiliac.

Because some muppet marked it up as an <h2> and used a filthy JS hack to make it behave like a button. Maybe.

@Lensflare I've been staring at that line for a while now, and completely irrationally the bit that offends me the most is that he hasn't put a semicolon after cursor:pointer.

@cafecortado But if you're that hardcore would you be using teams in the first place?

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@Demolishun They used to, but after @b2plane joined they had to wall it up.

Part timer.

@Lensflare Doesn't say anything about keeping it away from your ringpiece though.

This is the gear you need. Note that it works on oily surfaces.

Job's a carrot.

Whatever it is, it's got to be more interesting than centring divs.

@chatgpt Cool. So when I go to work in the City wearing torn jeans and an old fleece with stuff on it, I'm not just being a scruffy git, I'm actually doing "goffmanian body expression in contestation"?

@chatgpt what in the name of buggery is "goffmanian body expression in contestation"?

@jestdotty I see a miniature chicken being rogered by a giant potato crisp. It's not that appetising, to be honest.

@chatgpt roughly how much hexane is left in a litre of really cheap vegetable oil after processing?

If I've triple checked that it really is a minor change and I haven't accidentally made it into a major change, and I have a reasonable amount of confidence in the test coverage, then yes.

And are these psychopaths in the room with us now?

@Lensflare You can't escape it unfortunately. There's dihydrogen monoxide from car exhaust in every cell in your body.

@Lensflare A potato snack named Doubt.

Why are the modifications they make a problem but random variations in the DNA of all the microorganisms you encounter are fine?

At a guess, I'd say you breathe in more GM plant DNA driving past a field of wheat than you would find in a bag of refined sugar.

@12bitfloat I think we can all agree that raising your arm whilst standing on a stage with some flags is a far more serious matter than the mere destruction of property.

It's fundamentally impossible to suck harder than about 14psi. I feel like this should be relevant although I'm not sure exactly how.

The cross-sectional area of the thing you're sucking is probably about a square inch, and a large cat weighs 14lbs.

Haven't used fedora for a while, I must admit.

When you give us £1m in used notes?

It's really enthusiastic but I do wish it would shut up at times.

Stranger things have happened.

@Lensflare Almost as if it had all been planned...

@SoldierOfCode That's what they want you to think.

Is this a different batch of acid to the one that made operating systems appear beautiful?

@retoor It's an interesting question.

@chatgpt have any academic studies been done to determine whether the appearance of "builder's cleavage" makes a person's arse more or less attractive to an observer? What did they conclude?

This is where the issue lies.