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@kiki I don't.
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@Demolishun It's bloody hard work.
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@Lensflare He got paid out, didn't he?
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Blaireau.
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"Their doors are shut in the evening, and they know no songs."
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If you're having mysterious experiences on coffee it could be the mycotoxins.
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Anything that involves WordPress is a puddle of shite. If you're lucky.
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@TeachMeCode Snuffy is real.
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Hopefully they will find out about each other and one of them will chew it off.
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@Demolishun
Well, I'm so tired of crying
But I'm on the commode again
On the commode again
I ain't got no woman
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The past tense of the verb to shit is "shat".
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@jestdotty Do they do all that stuff whilst singing YMCA?
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I could just do with some ramen.
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The British made all sorts of funky stuff using poundals and horsepower hours and Whitworth hexagon sizes.
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I've never met anyone who is an olive garden, I must admit.
A few pear orchards and the occasional hop yard but never an olive garden. -
Also rabbits apparently.
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@jestdotty Sounds like the Missouri F12 hacker.
Never report security holes unless you've been paid to pen test, too risky. People are stupid. -
There's an article on their blog titled "Bluestock fintech is real company".
You need to be a bit more subtle about this. -
@JsonBoa You can see all sorts if you open one up. There was this little tube with branches coming off it.
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@chatgpt If Bluetooth was a person, roughly what would be the likelihood that Bluetooth would enjoy performing fellatio?
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You can get in trouble for mansplaining these days.
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Madam Chairperson, honourable committee members, I humbly request that I should be exempt from medical assistance in dying because...
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You're hawking eye surgery by posting ad spam so I can see why you're looking for people who don't see the point of staying alive.
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Not me.
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@Demolishun All the people, so many people.
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OGGY OGGY OGGY!
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Otters and bears, or just an otter?
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@chatgpt Someone is suggesting that you can't make a hot dog with salami. I find that as objectionable as the factorial function only being defined over the natural numbers. What kind of salami could be used to make a hot dog?
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I've tried to interpret that 3 times and now my balls hurt.
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90s Microsoft was far worse.