Me and my friend are trying to come up with a solution for locust problem..

I decided to make a locust detector using computer vision and he'll make a laser shooter.

Meanwhile in Pakistan they simply paid people to catch locusts and turned them to chicken food.

CS really messed up our ability to think simply.

Just watched a 30 mins tutorial on youtube and atleast 20 mins of that was debugging his code. Can't you just re-record or atleast cut the part where you go through all the stack overflow solutions!

There should be a TV show where junior programmers make a software and then one famous senior programmer finds bugs, yell at them and fixes it. The name of the show will be "Coding nightmares".

I have got 0.99 accuracy and 0.98 f1 score on some text classification task only to realize that I've created TF-IDF vectorizers using the entire corpus (train+test)

Now my professor is furious -_-

Collected

Maintenance

Sounds legit!

Operating system 101

I'm not so sure about that..

Writing code is like writing poetry. You put your soul into it, you create something so beautiful that everyone appreciates it, but no one fully understands it. So comment your fucking code!

Everytime I try to solve an ACM problem!

I have one stackoverflow account for asking stupid questions and another one for answering stupid questions.