I've yet to pick up angular because I don't know if I'll be acute or obtuse.

When the client gets pissed that it looks like there is no progress on their site but everything has been back-end work and front-end is only 20%.

Then they demand a refund on a holiday... in 2014... and their domain is STILL a parked page even though they were 5 days from completion in 2014.

What am I supposed to do with this much whiteboard?

"If you would just switch to a Mac!" is a valid argument to solve local development environment complaints.

When client from previous project comes back after a year for changes claiming it was never finished, asks to work with someone else who isn't as busy... wait for it...

... and gets pissed at both of you when the new person sends an estimate to do work on something closed for 12 months.