Had a classmate who loved the innuendo "flick the bean" so whenever he created a Bean class, me made sure to name one of the methods "flick" so he could call bean.flick()

I feel like they should break DevRant up into categories based on post content, and in order to get between categories you should have to navigate to the other directory with a linux command line interface

Apparently I, the Intern, am the only developer at this company with any experience with Version Control. My Boss just asked me for 'Documentation on how to create a Repository in GitHub'...

"There's a big button that says 'Create Repository'. CLICK IT."

You know it's bad when you have to write an email to your team entitled "why to use a using statement"

if (obj == null == false)

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?

The guy who wrote a ton of legacy code at my company apparently had no idea that you need to close a file stream. And also that IO may throw exceptions.

Wooo

"Did you learn anything while looking over those old scripts?"

Me: "I think that if I'm gonna work here I'm gonna need to resolve some hatred I have towards Visual Basic."

Just started a new job yesterday in Software Config. I mentioned automating something that could be easily automated, and my coworker looked up and said "You're trying to automate 80% of my job. Stop."... This is my life now.