The hardest thing about video conferencing is trying to look interested and not react to stupid comments for two hours straight.

I use Linux for work.
I use windows for gaming.
I think I used macbook once as a monitor stand.

How programmers comment their code

When your internet connection is sleepier than you:

Don't you think this is a bit ex-css-ive

Fucking Civil engineers don't know Number Systems.

Friend: I hate my new OnePlus 6. It's really slow and hangs a lot

Me: I can't believe

Friend: Use it yourself, you'll know.

*Me using his phone
*Realising it was really slow
*Checking his installed apps

- CCleaner
-DU Booster
-Antivirus free version
-Antivirus pro
-Antivirus ultimate
-Battery Saver
-App Booster
-Super Cleaner
-RAM Master

*poured poision in his coffee
*enjoyed watching him die slowly