Training Google's "efficient" net b7 be like epoch 1: ETA 6 hours
I come back in the afternoon and see this:

Dell SupportAssist.
- notifies me of 20 pending updates, 5 of them are urgent
- clicks update all
- page says validating
- left computer on overnight
- page is still stuck at validating

Thank you Dell!

git add *
git commit -am "stuff"
git push -f origin master

No regrets

same, to be honest

Ever wondered why C++ programmers need to replace their keyboards so often?

Because they are using a strongly typed language

your face when you realize your school uses SHA1 for its password hashing

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Go to 00:28

Samsung Note 9's commercial background song contains the lyrics "our house is burning"

hmm maybe thats whats gonna happen when you purchase it and it explodes in your face

Note 7 anyone?

most satisfying bug fix = getting Android MediaPlayer to PAUSE AUDIO PLAYBACK WHEN IM NOT INSIDE THE ACTIVITY

gosh how many of you here have experienced this before

was trying to present a project to an audience.

Apple VGA adapter got jammed.

my friend was a little too strong in pulling it out and the adapter wires got ripped out.

i see hot glue on the parts where the output wires connect to the circuit board.

yes! hot glue! now you know why it came out so easily!

i think you guys can imagine what happened to my presentation..

Thanks Apple!

you always learn something new everyday.

Strike a male USB cable on the back of an iMac, and you get yourself an unexpected shutdown.

oh, and a few cool sparks as well.

A: How do I increase the speed of my computer?

B: "download more RAM at downloadmoreram.com"