Sometimes I want to fuck customers with 30 samurai methods ! A few minutes ago, some one called me and asked me to make a website like Google for him with 500$ 😑

couchDb,innoDB,JackDB,Mysql,Oracle,Cassandra,assDB,cockDB,JeniferDB,fuckDB
☹️Anyone who fights with his GirlFriend start to make a new DATABASE

Just ask this question then enojoy than watching fight

its fucking true
some times they looking for a slave not developer

I choose the reading book

Why i cant work for myself ?

this is the question which every programmer one day will ask himself

me at home :
😎i am a cool Scala Developer
me at work :
boss : can u edit this Scala Application ?
me : what is the scala ?
boss : its a programming language
me : okay just give me 2 weeks for learning

😁truth

When we have Python,Ruby,Elixir,Scala,Clojure,Js
why we should use PHP LARAVEL ?
i cant understand persons which use php & laravel
why u use php or laravel ? how its possible to use php-laravel instead of cool things like Django -ROR ? Are u crazy ?