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morteza
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Sometimes I want to fuck customers with 30 samurai methods ! A few minutes ago, some one called me and asked me to make a website like Google for him with 500$ 😑

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  • 11
    So uh. You're gonna fuck clients. With the samurai method? Is there a porn hub link for a demonstration?
  • 6
    How many methods are there in total? And yeah how and where can we learn it?

    For science.
  • 16
    What... there’s multiple methods to fucking clients no?

    Also:
    <Iframe src=www.google.com></I frame>
    Yay that was a quick $500
  • 5
    30 SAMURAI methods your girlfriend will LOVE!
  • 1
    @steaksauce if i do i will send links for you but promise me dont look at my videos and start to play with your ...😅
  • 3
    @cursee thats depend on clients !!! for clients which dont pay our money we use african method !
  • 4
    I've had that call. Once, someone asked me to build Amazon like site in nothing more than 100$
  • 2
    that’s not new 🤣🤣.. clients want every features out there but dont wanna increase the payment.. fck them .. 😪😪
  • 1
    Just ask the user for personal information and then return 'Your search - "[the search string]" - did not match any documents' for every query. That's worth $500 dollars imo.
  • 0
    @inf3cti0n95 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂so use african methods
  • 1
    @morteza I didn't think of that, at the time. But, I did say him on call. That if I would be able to build amazon for 100$.

    I asked him to get in contact with Jeff Bezos.

    Which, apparently he had not heard about. 😂😂
  • 0
    @C0D4 CORS error 🙄
  • 1
    @morteza I don't know what an african method is but I must be using them exclusively since I am African xD
  • 1
    Give me the job! I'll just save the google homepage and modify it so it'll submit a search query to google. There ya go mr cheap ass.
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