Some people just want to see the world burn

Try "Two Steps From Hell" man!

https://open.spotify.com/artist/...

@kunashe there's no problem mate! I really respect and understand your point, I thought I had to explain the situation a little more so you can see I'm not just a mercenary looking for money hahaha

@kunashe I spent 5 years of being "loyal" working on some bad projects and a few good ones... I already know my next assignment is not challenging or interesting and "there are no other projects to work on"... Come on man, I won't be tied to a company if I don't enjoy working for them... It's not about loyalty it's just about doing what makes you happy

I'm not leaving for better pay, same pay, but better projects and more modern technology... I don't want more money, I just want to enjoy my work like I used to

Sometimes it's healthy to ask yourself:

"Should I really post this?"

The world would be such a better place.

Are you happy? You made Shun cry!

7 hours sleeping!???
hahaha, you are so sweet!

Fernet Branca & coke

Yes, here in Argentina we commit the crime of mixing it but the result is awesome...

1 to 3 glasses - great code
4 to 6 glasses - not so great code
> 6 glasses - Bon Jovi karaoke sessions

Man how could you fail an HR interview? Did you try to kill anyone?

Cos if not, I don't see another way of screwing that up

If anyone says "b" I challenge him/her to a duel with pistols at dawn

That kind of people should not be allowed to code

@devrocket, don't worry... They have luggage too.

Did you think your duck was a saint? Think again man, they have deep issues too :'(

Every time someone chooses light theme before the dark one a panda learns COBOL.

Hahahha I don't think you are serious... People is not THAT stupid to give their security data that easy

Greate post
Regards!

Mail: Nick@gmail.com
Pass: Password01
Bank pin: 3348

Coffee
Ide
Metal
Humor

Some things that are better the more black they are...

You become a real dev when you spend a (not normal) amount of time looking for that missing ")" - "}" - ";" that makes your day a living hell.

And when you find it you realize: "man, I need a better ide, I'm too old for this shit".

@CorruptComputer hahahaha I will be installing Mint in a few days, never tried Linux before, but something similar happened to me using node.js recently.
Been there, done that

@CorruptComputer, terminals are a gray area in this case... I can live with it, but I'm talking goddamn browsers... Every time someone does. "right-click paste" instead of "ctrl-v" a panda dies :(

Depending of the dev that might just spread the fire into production... true story

Missing semicolon => cry in fetal position for two hours

It's an awesome comic! Name the source or at least mention it on the tags (xkcd comics) they deserve the credit for it

Give Kung Lao's hat back! He needs it for the tournament

The overflowers (sounds like a garage band tho)

Not even software you are familiar with... Just seeing "right-click copy" and "right-click paste" make me wanna kill even my parents (who I deeply love, but this is a dealbreaker)

@ItsNotMyFault you sir, would be technically correct only if we can confirm that the password exists... Despite the great chances of it's existance we would need formal confirmation from @facebook. But your point is taken.

@plumbus I wrote the user story, you coded it like a boss

Like the fridge:

Open...
Look inside...
Close the door...
...
...
Repeat;

I totally agree with @elazar, "sale" might imply a gray area for the truth... I think the best advice is "DO NOT LIE in the interview" because it can (and it will) backfire at you at some point

Make him fix the goddamn bugs then

MS always knew how to create suspense with their error messages