I love this new description for my job... Programming: pressing plastic squares in more or less the right order... 😂

@phrawzty

To all developers who think "I don't need to delete that one 1KB temp file"

FUCK.YOU.

You are not the only garbage developer who does not clean his shit up. The reason we need TERA FUCKING BYTE storage devices nowadays is because you incompetent shit heads have no idea how an application has to properly work. A temp file is not there to exist for ever. HENCE THE FUCKING WORD TEMPORARY

Pushed to master on a Friday!

And on Fridays we all say together...

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✨ DON'T ✨
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✨ PUSH ✨
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✨ TO ✨
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✨ PRODUCTION ✨
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Every fds ever

Just duck things

When you try to dive deep into the docs.
oops

Client asks for redesign to look more like XYZ site.

I deliver a redesign to look more like XYZ site.

Client wants the site to look more like his old site. But different. Gives extensive instructions on how to design his website to his liking.

At some point, I think I'll be owing him money for his design/dev services, not the other way around.

What is it with these people?

Next will be j

Minimum punishment it is

languages...

;____;

So today I started to learn PHP & SQL for a team web development competition where we have until January to build a functioning website and showcase it to the judges! It's a little stressful but wish me luck because I'll need it..

Today I broke a record 🎉

..in the production database 😅

What do we say to the java update?

Changing a job is like adopting a new religion.

Oh Boy!! Just thought this is an app for tutorials and how too stuff.. now noticed it's better than reddit... Catched my self spending hours here and not doing my work xD

Finishing projects

Procrastination is a bitch.

To stop playing video games and finish the fucking project!

Yoda speaks like he wasn't careful with his async calls

"a Jedi You are"

When you have big dreams but limited resources

Fuck companies which try (and fail) to use street slang & outdated memes to reach their "target audience".

Anyone is coming to kill me or should I suicide by chocking myself from a table fan?

It's never too early...

3:58 am. I'm drunk, but i'm still programming

This is like..... Spot on. 😂

Nice mailing service you got there...

:-)
I think that "family guy" is telling me That is time to close netflix and read something......

Call back hell.