Mmmm this is like setting up AWS access permission, you spend hours specifying who can access what, and then AWS goes: fuck you, giving access to certain services is equivalent to giving full fucking admin.

@rutee07 are you sure it wasn't just a black octopus

And you still can't write good code...

Hmmmm, young Devs these days generally use much more up to date stacks.

Damn, that's ingenious

Awesome, now print the actual toothbrush and use those!

Well that escalated quickly

@practiseSafeHex your company has 4000 Devs.......!?

Do you know what we hate?

And God also hated a language, it's also four letters. Later, the devil's adopted this language as their official language

I need to get myself one of these girls tho...

You should have designed it with the smashed windows

Did it also say: in every system, there must exist good and shit code perfectly balanced? Because that is also what Taoist imply

Ahhhhhhhhhh yahoo.com run away..

I think there's a button there to make it disappear. Free map after all

Un Fortran net ly

And there's only 1 index created by that intern who didn't have a clue what he was doing.

Now make it light up and sing windows 95 boot tune

Meh, they might be running the same under the hood and my 30 lines are probably more readable. (Keep convincing self)

Fuck it, I'll just eat the rainbow chips and go back to chicken farming

I always wanted to be an Apache helicopter

@Stuxnet that actually tell us you are super rich

I'm surprised you got it this fast lol, took me ages...

Change Alex to Linux, change monsters into bugs, bad pull requests, legacy codes, Yolo deploys and the monstrosity that turns out to be your own code (twist there) and you have a game. Maybe call it developer warfare or something

And I came in thinking this was an advert for some JS library

Just click on counter strike, all your problems will be solved

And 2 hours later...

It was the HTML

All your base are belong to us

Oh no, did this request come from GCHQ?