@netikras yes and yes lol

@sam94 software engineer(ing)

Not strictly SE and perhaps a little ancient, but I enjoyed The Phoenix Project. Actually, the main character makes pointed remarks about devs on multiple occasions. Shows you how “they” (other IT folks) see us ;)

@Fast-Nop requirements

@webketje see this is my theory. Then there will be no new blood in the market, so in x years there will be excess open senior roles and no one to fill them

@Demolishun No >:(((

Also neither is 'Hello' an actionable item

@guiltyspark I lol’d

That's why I don't feel bad about taking their free stuff.

I use my enterprise Lucidchart license for this. Nothing like spending the whole day charting out the logic for an API because the stated task was deceptively simple. Sorry you can't report that as progress, I usually am able to.

Send this to Thom Yorke

@MM83 critique of me or him? Or both?

@bittersweet This.

I....I... can't.

At least you didn't have to make a spinny wheel RNG game that gives the illusion of physics being responsible for the outcome of randInt().

@iiii hehe
This Jira is pretty thick and hairy. The situation is getting hot and heavy.
—what I’m not telling my PM

@AvatarOfKaine do you know what “hot and heavy” means or are you a virgin?

You wouldn’t use a phrase like “showstopper centerpiece”?

developmental, perhaps. I recognize that tone

@Cyanide ?

@JustThat sin boldly

@mundo03 es lo que veo cuando leo "todo"

For what?? Slack integration? :p

@asgs well I'm a math major so I guess I'm doomed :p

@electrineer as the Title of a To Do list

I was fully expecting the last panel to be

do {

breathe(in)

breathe(out)

} while(true)

I'm so glad I was confined to company internal projects during my internship.

Hermaphrodite

@kwilliams and @johnmelodyme you guys are hilarious

@devdiddydog that happens to me and teammates sometimes, I think it happens at times when we're explaining something technical and not talking spontaneously as in conversation.

@FastNop and @aviophile lol I'm a singer and hear myself in recordings, so I'm used to the difference. It's just different in a professional setting. No blow to confidence taken :)

Lol. I've never heard "cracking open" a new browser. Was it refreshing?