Full blown wank at the end of the day does it for me.

Have you tried weed?

^^also add salt to the hash to prevent someone using rainbow tables to bruteforce

If it's passwords, hash them and store the hashes, obviously use a good hashing algorithm, and you shouldn't need to retrieve the password just check if the hash matches when they enter a password.

Only listen to the green gremlins that pop up in your frame of vision when you are coding, ignore the red ones.

@Kashish04 should've credited it relevantly then.

Shit, they sending monitors now? How many plus 1s for that?

Look on the brightside your sexy classmate whose project you coded all by yourself got a fking job offer and a bonus trip to St. Lucia (for 2) for being a sweet talking, eyelid flapping sl*g, and she didn't even take you to St. Lucia. endRant;

I talk to the cat because no one else understands.

I've got 13 endorsements for notepad. It started as a joke with some dev friends, but quickly got out of hand.

@Theo20185 I'll have to settle for 1080p porn until I find a woman who will let me sell her car for a new pc

my laptop is worth way more than my car

@zombie01 the technically impaired?

Almost minus oned you for having a wife to tell you this stuff. Nobody tells me, not even my cat 😔

Try telling them you work in encryption. Conversation won't even last that long.

Shit, I think I work for this drumpf fellow.

if I told you I'd have to kill you

You need to look for an app called never10 that will sort it out for you. No need to wait

Lucky you, I was advised to get out of Leicester if I wanted a serious dev job.

this "rant" or suggestion would be marked as a duplicate as well

isn't this admitting plagiarism? In which case they might take her degree away.

yup, once left a "dindu nuffin" line in the production logs

I was talking about our remote test team too. We might work at the same place@andyhwl