@SweetHuman You know, actually releasing and getting shit done instead of writing essays in merge requests and issues...

I understand your frustration. I used to work in corporation and had to use Office from time to time and even worse - been forced to use Outlook. Luckily I moved to different company where I can use e-mail client that can read and write e-mails and use user-friendly text editor.

@arekxv Actually I know that nobody will build a house/car/phone of my dreams so I go for close enough. And it is not about whether it works or not - thats what the tests are for - but whether you prefer blonds or brunettes most of the time to come to a conclusion (after two months) that you both agree on red heads. And then customer says he requested the car and he has no use for the model you contracted. I kinda get agile approach (not the corporate one) - if it takes half a day to rewrite from scratch it makes no sense to bicker for two days where you would like your curly braces and lets see whether it solves the right problem.

Not script, but I have my domain managed via salt using mine to get ip addresses - so dyndns via orchestration :-)

They have been fired and now I have nobody to complain to and take a blame for understaffed and overambitious project.

@Root Well, yes the main culprit is marketing but if the frontend guy admitted that he wouldn't have time, I could do the work through all weekend and not at the last moment. He needs to improve his estimates.

@kolaente Actually, they would have to as we are going to build on top of it over the time, so this piece will have to be cleaned up. We will have to pay the debt unfortunately :-(

@donnico Not much blame around here, I blame our CEO and rest of the team can't decide whether it is his fault or marketings :-)

Unfortunately I do care about our product so I wouldn't let them discredit it even more.

4am.and I just finished. Not awesome but I think passable, let's see what will others think in 3/4 hours.

Just to clarify (to late to edit), my colleague was working on it and I wasn't supposed to touch it but changing deadlines on the last moment produces quite some chaos.

@Floydian That is bullshit. Price != quality. Some stuff is expensive and crap. Some it free and opensource and top quality. I would "work" for you for free if it would be interesting and helpfull for me as well.

Oh and I can trust them as they are completely opensource and I can check whatever I want and plenty people did so before me.

I think Keepass have even Windows binaries, I used to use it before moving to password-store which probably wouldn't be what you are looking for.

Aaaand that is what you deserve for not encrypting your communication and trusting some cloud service.

But it will just promote honestly, you should now just call your boss a dick straight in his face because he will read it anyway ;-)

And Slack is bullshit anyway.

When I talk technical I have this urge to switch to English from my native language :-)

Well, ot not that bad and when it is you can always go elsewhere. Given the current market situation, there is huge demand for skilled developers - smart companies don't give a crap about years of experience just how good you are, so there is plenty of opportunities even for just graduated that know shit. So, yeah, depends on company and colleagues but luckily there is plenty to choose from.

Personally I go to work everyday, sometime give it few more hours from home, sometime I cut it short at work. I mostly enjoy the goal we are working towards, company of my colleagues and sometimes interesting problems and toys to play with (we do hw as well). In general company is stupid, but I kinda like my part and I'm too lazy to freelance and deal with small clients.

And the answer is .... json5!!!

Yep, I miss good old days when you just cated text to lpt and it started printing, nowadays printers are pure evil!

Syntax was fine, semantics not otherwise he wouldn't have deleted your drive ;-)

Nevertheless hopefully you learned no to give away root accounts :-)

And now you learned not to give strangers root account on your computer. His syntax was ok, though...

So you are suggesting I should open up a pub?

Well thanks to ditching this call he'll be able to help in half an hour ;-)

Depends on a. 'a' can be an object with = method overriden to bullshit or it can be shared between threads and if you have lucky race condition, it might happen.

I would consider it. For a full time gig I would have to check their financing to be sure I get paid and would discuss my role and how much say will I get and the other three would have to be pleasant to work with. And off course their plan would have to make sense to me. And I would try to bring up stock options topic :-)

@CurseMeSlowly Got drunk, slept and over next few days forced myself to get rid of most lifesucking tasks (not finished them but move them to the state where they were not huge issues, but just a nuisances)

Yes

Hipster on his way to a barber?

Accidentally joining video chat with client while still in my undies :-)

Good old C and then maybe mix some ++ in it.

Terminal is all you need, no need to dock

goto is perfectly valid construction and makes sense if used wisely - see how kernel uses it. There are people claiming that it is bad practice to use goto and that it is drprecated. Those are either aware that most people are stupid and will hang themselves with it (same goes for malloc, casts, free) and would use it in many stupid ways so they nan it altogether, or they are full of bullshit as they heard it from the first group, never thought about it and spread it around.