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Me: it's a regression bug, I'll update you once I've patched and deployed.
Tester: What's a regression bug?
Dev: Hey infra guys, our backend time to first byte takes 8 seconds! Can you guys investigate?
Network team: Oh yeah that's normal, we don't investigate anything below 30s, that's our SLA 😎
CTO: I'm a programmer now *smug* (I'm just like you guys, but paid much better)
CTO: I coded python hello world this weekend (I'm a multi talented genius)18