Worst security is probably every php project I did during my teenage years...

That feeling when you start being really productive without checking the documentation all the time.

PM ordered me to not use encryption for customer authentication links because we want to be able so send same link if the user loose it. "we have to prioritize usability over security". At least I can tell future hackers it's not my fault..

I started learning php at age 15, copying code from tutorials, changing stuff until it worked. Now 10 years later I still copy code from tutorials and change stuff until it works...

My feeling after trying to keep up with the daily new Javascript frameworks.

Pushed a month of work to production and left the office. Cool guys don't look at explosions

Had a dream that I was attacked by Apple fan boys while eating lunch because I had a dell laptop 😨

Spent an hour debugging a super simple ajax post. Was 100% sure that everything was correct, I could echo the id that I wanted to delete, got no error but still the little shit was in the database. Turns out it was no echo, it was an die() right before the query...

My girlfriend has no idea what I do at work, but apparently she thinks I'm the best "computer guy" ever when I can plug in a Chromecast to her TV

My commit history is harder to follow than bitcoin transactions

How much coffee do you consume in a day? I'm somewhere between 3-5 cups

Sometimes it feels like I know nothing and just brute force the code until it runs.

Android studio is a wanker.

Fucking working with wordpress, wocommerce, ftp, and other pure shit fuck things

*pointing on IE icon* but does it work on the internet?

Setting my lovely grandma's new router since she now got fiber. Opening Firefox and pages load fast, still had to show that is also worked on "internet" to make her happy

Being in a situation at work where 50% of my time I can work on really exciting new Laravel projects where I got free hands on everything technical. Enjoying this very much. The other 50% is fixing existing broken wordpress sites with like 5 billion plugins. Want to shoot my fucking head off doing this shit, need to convince my boss to hire someone else just for the wp shit

When I was fresh out of school at my first job, we worked with an external consultant that refused to answer my emails directly since I was only a lite shit kid. Had to send all my emails thru my boss to get a reply.

As a developer with adhd, some days are just wasted and ends with the brain getting stack overflow from to much unorganized code and infinite callbacks 😂

$brain = new adhdBrain;

        while($brain.energy > 0) {

            $brain->checkSocialMedia();

            $brain->work();

            $brain->readNews();

            $brain->getAngryWithSoundsInTheOffice();

            $brain.energy--;

        }   

        public function work() {

            $brain->getAngryWithSoundsInTheOffice();

            $brain->readNews();

            $brain->code();

            $brain->readEmail();

            $brain.energy--;

        }

        public function getAngryWithSoundsInTheOffice() {

            $brain->readEmail();

            $brain->angry++;

            $brain.energy--;

        }

        public function readEmail() {

            $brain->work();

            $brain->readNews();

            $brain.energy--;

        }

        public function readNews() {

            $brain->work();

            $brain->getAngryWithSoundsInTheOffice();

            $brain.energy--;

        }