It should be done by machines :/

@illusion466 so documentation should be completly automated then :D

Disclaimer: slightly overreacting here.

Yo, the hoverboard story is priceless. I broke my diaphragm while reading about someone breaking his uncle while watching you spilling chocolate milk.

Your idea with the soldering station is really soldering the team together.

In my startup I planned

1. a ball-bath
2. a real tea house with snacks, a bazillion flavors of tea, shit loads of board games and Shisha
3. VR + Retro Clash Arcade Room

My co-founders do not yet see the necessity for this, but this is nothing unfixable. I have an issue pending on dreamhub.

@heyheni yes. Generate 5 years of work experience in 5 minutes. That's how efficiency works :D

I can't tell you how to purge stuff from spacetime. Instead appreciate not only your good moments but also the ones you are shameful for. In the end those are equally responsible for who you are then the good ones. If they didn't exist you wouldn't either.

Heaven: we have a lot of open positions up here so don't worry!

At the entrance to heaven:

Sorry, you require experience of at least 200 years in order to enter.

Mmmm. Cookies 🍪

Know that 'AI' from Pacman?

Ever got the creeps and thought the ghosts are plotting against you?

It's basically an if clause with a random generator. Legit.

The Turing Test basically tells us pretending to be smart is enough.

This rises the question if all syndromes harm your ability to reflect and make discoveries over your own state. I'd be careful to make that assumption to generic. It is definitely possible to have a mental illness while at the same time knowing about it. This is part of knowing and exploring yourself and very important to go and get help by yourself.

Appart from that imposter syndrome is not classified as mental illness and also the term syndrome is misleading since it is more like an experience. It is like a learned reaction pattern to day-to-day situations and is not taking full control over your ability to reflect. It is possible to cope with it and develop work-arounds by studying yourself and for this you need to know if you tend to experience imposter feelings. With enough evidence and logical questions one is able to achieve that, since people with imposter feelings are not generally stupid. Also about 70% of us may encounter an episode of imposter feelings in their live (I'm one of it)

I see the lawyers of a well-known grocery store approaching on the horizon

Maybe a malformed JSON document? Well, I hope that doesn't happen to the board computer...

@CodesNotHot I'd not be worried about that. At my university the official course of study is only two years old. Well, since you need two years at least to gain that M.Sc.... I assume your competitors are new to the field two, aren't they? ;)

@AlexDeLarge oh, c'mon! I went through all those comments to look if someone made that joke already and of course you did! Damn!

@brahn actually it's unfair to blame since it is not supposed to be grabed that way. It's a ThinkPad T440s and it is 4 years old and disregarding this incident in top shape. (Mic and Webcam slightly broken, they only work if the monitor is in an angle of greater then 117.46 degrees) Considering that I opened it about 8 times to upgrade it's internals with new shit.

Fun fact, I just found someone who posted the same issue like 14 days ago o.O

Too bad that my warranty just ran out. Coincidence? *mystery music playing* 🎶 (put aside that I lost it on day one through wow-nice-its-so-new-shit-lets-open-it-first-time.

At a university where I studied they have the philosophy to accept everyone, disregarding their grades and other bullshit. Just letting them try. There where 1500 people when I started. 500 after the first year. Apparently in the same year around 100 graduated. You only stand a chance if you really want to study cs.

On the other hand places at universities of applied sciences are limited but more practice oriented. So if you are not the pure "science" type, it may be a bit harder. In my local area there are more open places then applications though.

@sunfishcc just jump in there and level up. There are a lot if xp to gain :)

And half of the attendees has almost the same social skill level. So never mind. It's not like you'll get your ass kicked or something 😉

That's why I learned to reassemble and repair everything within my ThinkPad. Soldering my own x64 CPU included. I'll never ever let some technician touch my Pr0nPad.

Well, fuck. After reading this I don't c# anymore.

@beleg definitely not!

You'll want a distributed machine learning blockchain IoT edge computing cloud solution to solve all your shit!

@netikras and make sure it is actually plugged in. Just in case the battery took damage!

Beside that it was the best turn in comment I've heard so far. I'd gave them a high five right away before putting a patch on it.

Well, it would still work if it would be a thinkpad though.

It's normal to start off somewhere and important to proof the idea quickly in most markets. It sounds you just passed the point for a first serious refactor.

Also try '$ cmatrix' ;)

@Krichel sssshh 👀

@vertti @dfox thanks!

@ymas I'll keep that in mind

@DuckyMcDuckFace
toMuchDevrant => true OR
needsSleep => true
=> true

@Michelle did not say ...xor... 😋