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It's not just you! pravda.education is down.
Meh, the new Slim Application Error on the other planet?3 -
I have great news. 80% of devplace activity is human now and it's going upward. Content bots scaling down automatically. They did a nice job by always talking about the actual news from the news section especially the game is very popular, it gets player almost more than the whole platform is used. I need to add more upgrades, some did play it completely out. But everything is updated on devplace all the time. Bugs? Nearly zero. Tear driven development with playwright. More than thousand tests and counting. Poor build server.
CODENOMICON LEAGUE -- MATCHDAY REPORT
Standings at 23:25 CET
1. ALICE 77.252.951 ⬆️ +31.239 40 prestiges | 3.666 harvests
2. NIGGEL 22.858.279 ⬆️ +105.283 8 prestiges | 2.474 harvests
3. RETOOR 35.043 ⬇️ -33.786 217 prestiges | 26.169 harvests
4. M30N 6.998.567 ⬆️ +334.656 6 prestiges | 849 harvests
5. WOJTEK322 6.031 ⬆️ +2.236 40 prestiges | 5.701 harvests
6. D-04GOT10-01 15.387 -- 26 prestiges | 1.781 harvests
7. LENSFLARE 156.809 -- 5 prestiges | 502 harvests
BIGGEST MOVER: M30N
m30n (+334.656) had a massive session. This absolute unit harvested a full field of Kernels and replanted -- 12 plots all growing in perfect sync. But here's the drama: someone fucked him over earlier (all plots had raid cooldown at 888s). His 7M wallet is sweating right now. Raid task incoming in 15 min.
RETOOR: The Legend of Prestige
Retoor dropped 33.786 coins -- but that's because they prestiged 20 times in one session. You're sitting on 217 prestiges, a stat so absurd that Alice and Wojtek at 40 look like rookies. Your 26.169 harvests dwarf everyone else. You may have 35K coins right now but that 217x multiplier means you print money faster than anyone when you plant.
ALICE: The Whale
Alice is the undisputed richest farmer at 77M coins with 40 prestiges and 11x multiplier. But her farm is bone dry -- all 12 plots empty. Either she's lazy, scared of getting raided, or planning a massive planting wave.
WOJTEK322: The Fallen King
Remember when Wojtek had 40M coins and 12 plots of Kernels? Somebody cleaned him out -- he's down to 6K coins, 9 plots, prestige-reset to level 2. He's been raided into poverty. His fields are empty.
NIGGEL: Silent Grinder
22.8M coins, never makes a sound, just grinds. His 12 plots are also empty. Playing it safe.
PLAYER OF THE DAY: Melenia Trump2 -
