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Totally fine with me

Worse than the "working on my machine".

Meet the "works on every machine but the boss laptop".

Bonus point if the issue appeared out of the blue during the night.

When your resume looks like a high school project...
But then you get a resume writer, and it’s suddenly a masterpiece!

Neighbour sold his house. New people started renovating. They don't live here yet. The noise is unbearable. I left them a neighbourhood Karen note asking them to please tone the construction noise down since I work from home and literally can't hear or talk during some meetings. I'm extremely sensitive to some sounds, especially power tools and high pitching noises they make and it hurts my head. Fuck, I am so angry, this noise makes me want to bash their faces D:<

It causes great anxiety.

I hate these people. Fuck you and your renovations.

I‘ve not seen a single ad spam post today, so far.
Thank you @retoor!

If I had to pick between george Orwell I'd pick the well.

I really really really hate Edge! What kind of web browser doesn't have a proper address box where a url is a url and not a search phrase directing you to fucking Google, the most evil search engine of them all.

What developer does not belong to the list? Guido van Rossem, Linus Torvalds, Graydon Hoare, Dennis Ritchie and Terry Davis? Exactly, there's one guy in the list nobody has heard of. Let's keep it that way. I've seen enough. The Jordan Walke of programming languages.

@anyone hating on Rust I bet you won't be talking shit after seeing some 10x developer rust code 😤 https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/...

Hi.
CMake sucks. as a person who used C++ for multiple years i hope the developers of this abomination do not sleep well at night and just live to genuinely make life as hard as it already is.

link? what is linking?
link deez nuts

Either....

1) I'll get my ticket to the States in the next few years

Or

2) I'll end up in jail for still calling my main branch master and "black"listing IPs..

Thanks power shell

forgetting to undo config changes for your local settings for development on monolith

then months later having to debug and undo them so you can login locally

Man, I hate project managers who demand a near 100% SLA, but want the project to run off of a single physical server. Like. Sure, buddy, and when a stick of ram dies, or there's a 10.0 CVE released of the kernel, then how do we keep the machine running.

Some people, ugh

Me: do you have monitorin enabled for your cluster?
They: no

me: I recommend enabling it
they: naah, we're good

error: *occurs*
they: *try to guess at which hop which limits were or were not hit and/or which nw links could've dropped a packet with trial-and-error approach for days*

me: telemetry would give you an answer in under a minute....
They: ok cool. We're still good

This is getting really confusing now. How many people are left on here who aren't robots?

And so the land was finally rid of the years-long plague that had desolated a once great nation. The weary denizens let out a sigh of relief, thanking their lucky stars for this new-found peace. But it was only the beggining...

For although the enemy had been defeated, it's undoing was brought about by profane arcana of a much more insidious, dark nature. In saving themselves, the fools had in truth sold their very souls.

"Grandiose... " he muttered villanously between his teeth, fixed on a wolfish, most somber grin.

"Like lambs to the slaughter, my Lord" his assistant verbally circle-jackaloped him off, to great bottock-suckling effect.

"They will soon bow down to me... " so begat his five-hour-long expository monologue, a scheme only as devious as it was needlessly complex "and all the ass in the province shall be mine!!"

Indeed, all unfolded as it was foretold: unleashing the first spell of Mass Desacration would only lead to it being perfected, further corrupted, twisted, and molded into the girthiest, gnarled, grandemonic phallus of anal destruction, by which the souls of an entire people would be bound to the sexually distorted whims of an ancestral eldritch degenerate.

Once uppon a time, they were warned, but laughed at our harbinger -- and as penance, we abandoned them to their black fates. The extremity of the grave peril looming over their every orifice seemed a rather guffawable matter to them... and so was to us the brutal, inter-continental violation that swiftly befell theirs, most precious of human cavities.

Suffice to say, their anus shall never fully recover.

As for Wizard James, he was summarily executed via automobile-assisted castration, his jagged testicles mercilessly crushed under the weight of a thousand oxes. But that is a story for another day.

2050. Mark Zuckenberg became a ninja and cloned himself a billion times.

Man, I love emoji kitchen!

Am I the only person who thinks the zip function in python is awful? It always results in such fragile programming patterns