Hahahah :) alter ego

I opened a Linkedin like literally ages ago but being forced to oversell myself if not outright lie disgusts me alot... then again In not formally employeed either :/

Omg this is amazing!!

Mine just says "java guy"

This is why I refuse to have a LinkedIn.

PonySlaystation:
Some random code dude spending too much time on devRant.
OR
Fullest stack hyperspace engineer, devops masterchief research leading expert supermanager, successfullest enterpreneur and professional key strokes hitting expert.

Exactly why i dislike linkedin. No matter how much you polish a turd it's still a turd

Amen

Ha ha. The truth behind many Linked-In accounts.

Mine's got like a "fuck off" message to recruiters in a polite way