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Hahahah :) alter ego

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  • 11
    I opened a Linkedin like literally ages ago but being forced to oversell myself if not outright lie disgusts me alot... then again In not formally employeed either :/
  • 2
    Omg this is amazing!!
  • 5
    Mine just says "java guy"
  • 7
    This is why I refuse to have a LinkedIn.
  • 5
    PonySlaystation:
    Some random code dude spending too much time on devRant.
    OR
    Fullest stack hyperspace engineer, devops masterchief research leading expert supermanager, successfullest enterpreneur and professional key strokes hitting expert.
  • 2
    Exactly why i dislike linkedin. No matter how much you polish a turd it's still a turd
  • 2
    Amen
  • 3
    Ha ha. The truth behind many Linked-In accounts.
  • 1
    Mine's got like a "fuck off" message to recruiters in a polite way
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