Wtf is wrong with these people

Everything

How long have you been sick? I usually only miss 1, or if bad 2 days.

Just because you are on sick leave doesn’t mean you can stop working!

@Lensflare what if you are sick of work?

@Demolishun same, obviously

Click on the laughing emoji that would have been epic 😂

Optimus prime was sick with the rivets.

@GiddyNaya or the puke emoji. Also respond with gibberish. "The monkey trail was not specified so I had to fire the fish tender."

Could've simply begun the message with "How are you feeling now ?”

@ViRaS that could also be the response

@ViRaS yea that came afterwards. So that tells me that caring is for show

@Demolishun I've not quite right for a while. 3 weeks ago I was off for 3 days because of a dry cough and stomach bug. Been still coughing but not as bad, then yesterday it turned pretty bad, wet cough, post nasal drip. So I went to the office but felt like shit, lots of people told me I should go home. Asked management, no reply. Couple minutes I threw up so then I fucked off. This screenshot was at like 5. Also I'm just just under a fever now

Neuroticism, ask if someone follows him today because you saw someone in office before you got sick xD

You all got it wrong. He's SICK of this crappy boss

@TheBeardedOne Damn, that's one long illness, my condolences.

@Demolishun 😂

Fuck Microsoft Teams

@lorentz Yea it's been rough. Unfortunately I never seem to get just a little bit sick. I'm fine for ages and then when I do get sick it's like full on man down, call the priest