If you could invent a new programming language, how would you name it?

YourMom

Then I can say: I forked YourMom last night.

POES. I'll think of something for it to stand for

X++

It would have nothing to do with Java but just to annoy people I’d include the word ”Java” or similar just to confuse people

Maybe ”Javalin” of ”Javago” or ”Appletscript” or ”BeanScript”

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It’s pronounced "FishScript"

stop drop and roll

sdar

My bad, apparently X++ and X# already exist, because of course they do.

"X++ integrates SQL queries into standard Java-style code."

@jiraTicket Javish, JavaLite, JavaNet, Javalang (although it's already a python module, but that's not my problem), JavaShell (javash) (although JSH and Jsish exist), JavaX, JavaFlex, Javaxir, Javarrhea, Javatran, Javalab, Java!, ¡Java, Java‽, Javala, Java Appscript, Java Assembly, JavaCode, MicroJava, MacroJava, Objective-Java, JavaSQL, Visual Java, WebJava

@jestdotty Jeebus, they told us that in grade school. I am n number of days into life and I have not yet caught fire.

@TheBeardedOne

Piece Of Erratic Shit

I would call it: PEBKAC

Also super easy to remember cli

tt do this // tt init // etc..

THINGTIME

also tt looks like π

∏hingπime ? 👀

@lopu I reported you for posting links. The moderators will go hard on you.

Also, I fuck kids

I would use a default world of a different language. I like foxes witch in Dutch is Vos and tadaaa, vos is dem name. Just, don't think English.

I had to come up with unique names for projects a lot 😁

If you're thinking about creating a language, read crafting interpreters. It's a free site and ebook for purchase available. Not for pussies btw

😂

ShitScirpt

+Jews!

Because when you see it upside down, it says iSmart

@Demolishun

Hello Sir

@seocraze catchy

@retoor please don't fuck me vossie, i'm a 8 year old kiddo

*screams and run away with a lollypop in my hand*

@TheBeardedOne probably "pretty organized Enterprise Script"

@thebiochemic enterprise scripts are never prettified and organized

It's a Piece Of Edible Spaghetti

@d00td00t well.. that's the joke though. For management that sounds like some holy language to fix all their problems, while at the same time you see the devs swearing and joking around it, because they understand, that what it claims can't exist (and they know it)

it's like how nothing's basic about BASIC.

TLDR;

@electrineer When did all that claim to be X++ ?

X++ is a programming language designed for Microsoft Dynamics AX

That is the only true X++ out there :P

@kiki had to go find it again

@TheBeardedOne Programming On Everyday Systems. It can be a superduper extended RAD app that lets you code on everything. Similar to Delphi, but without people hating on it because it costs 5000 dllrs per (individual) license

Something that makes people argue how to pronounce it correctly

@PAKA git is pronounced jit!!!