I've officially entered my 30s. I ate food the wrong way and my entire left torso hurts. Yeah .... this is how it star

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possum

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Yes. Next thing you‘ll find out is that you slept wrong. Can‘t tell what it was, but you‘ll know it was wrong.
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Demolishun

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When your dick falls off. Just put it under your pillow. Then you will get a few bucks from the penis fairy.
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SidTheITGuy

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@Demolishun ya call your mom the penis fairy? 🤣🤣🤣
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Demolishun

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@SidTheITGuy penis fairy is a dude.
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shovethisrant

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@Demolishun I’m glad we live in such a beautiful and generous world 🥹
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TeachMeCode

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I’m the penis fairy
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shovethisrant

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@TeachMeCode where does you, the penis fairy 🧚‍♂️ , live?
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Demolishun

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@shovethisrant this honestly sounds like a line out of a movie.
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SidTheITGuy

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@shovethisrant wants some penis fairy cock. Good for ya chonky boii.
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donkulator

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@TeachMeCode
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ltlian

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Wait until you start groaning involuntarily when sitting down.
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Demolishun

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@ltlian like this?
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2Fdev2Ftcsh

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Wow. This thread took a penis turn.

Just wait to 40+
Do you know what to do for a 40+ guy that has no aches or pain?

Dig him a 6ft whole to put him in before he starts to smell.
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2Fdev2Ftcsh

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Ohh. Another thing... a long time ago when getting close to 30 I coined the phrase after a day of downhill skeeing for the first time in 15 years:

It's fun but I feel a slightly bit less immortal than last time.
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Hazarth

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Just wait when your dick falls off completely. It starts around 30
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Demolishun

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Seems relevant:

https://youtube.com/watch/...
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shovethisrant

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@2Fdev2Ftcsh a left penis turn or right? Or even down?
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shovethisrant

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@Demolishun thanks for making my day
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jeeper

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You gotta fight it like hell
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kanyewest

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I always wondered how do you look 30 and 12 simultaneously

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I've officially entered my 30s. I ate food the wrong way and my entire left torso hurts. Yeah .... this is how it starts isn't it

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I've officially entered my 30s.
I ate food the wrong way and my entire left torso hurts.

Yeah .... this is how it starts isn't it