I've officially entered my 30s.
I ate food the wrong way and my entire left torso hurts.

Yeah .... this is how it starts isn't it

Yes. Next thing you‘ll find out is that you slept wrong. Can‘t tell what it was, but you‘ll know it was wrong.

@Demolishun ya call your mom the penis fairy? 🤣🤣🤣

@Demolishun I’m glad we live in such a beautiful and generous world 🥹

I’m the penis fairy

@TeachMeCode where does you, the penis fairy 🧚‍♂️ , live?

@shovethisrant wants some penis fairy cock. Good for ya chonky boii.

Wait until you start groaning involuntarily when sitting down.

Wow. This thread took a penis turn.

Just wait to 40+
Do you know what to do for a 40+ guy that has no aches or pain?

Dig him a 6ft whole to put him in before he starts to smell.

Ohh. Another thing... a long time ago when getting close to 30 I coined the phrase after a day of downhill skeeing for the first time in 15 years:

It's fun but I feel a slightly bit less immortal than last time.

Just wait when your dick falls off completely. It starts around 30

@2Fdev2Ftcsh a left penis turn or right? Or even down?

@Demolishun thanks for making my day

You gotta fight it like hell

Welcome to the 30s club, where sleeping wrong is a sport and sneezing too hard is a gamble. You’re not alone 😂

Welcome to the 30s club! I had that exact same realization last year when I threw out my back... reaching for the TV remote. The way our bodies start keeping score after 30 is honestly rude. For the torso pain, a heating pad and gentle stretches might help (unless it's serious - then obviously doctor time). I've been using https://betterme.world/articles/... lately for their mobility routines and nutrition tips tailored to 'suddenly fragile' adults like us. Their 10-minute daily stretches have been a game-changer for my random aches.