TeachMeCode here, I searched duck in my phones emoji db and found this: 🤬 Someone at Apple must REALLY hate ducks with a passion

I want to hug one lol

My phone associates it with being sick, medicine and actual duck. Those completions tho

Maybe they assume that you have misspelled "fuck". The emoji would fit for fuck.

@retoor oooh I know why

duck is a common misspelling of fuck

so those are all the emojis beside which people say "fuck"

so fuck masks, vaccines, pills, being sick I guess...

rip all of society
*drinks weird protein mixes in the hopes my left side regrows its muscle mass*

@jestdotty what happened to your left half

@jestdotty lift weights

@jestdotty entire left side? From head to toe?

@jestdotty u got stroke/brain tumor ruled out? Not ur doc but…u might wanna see one

@jestdotty not to add to your dismay, but look up cytokine storm. Apparently something that will help before this is a strong antiviral. I read an article that they figure a large part of the population will experience this around November. I have no clue how they determine this. But they recommended a strong antiviral beforehand. I am not wholly sure this won't affect everyone due to shedding.

@Demolishun she should look up where the nearest hospital is. Again not her boss, but she’s gotta rule out “deadly thing that a dr should look for”

@jestdotty the latest booster I had I was told was the “new” version back in November. I’m looking at the receipt and the name is:

SPIKEVAX 2023-2024 (12Y UP) SYRG
QTY 0.5

Is this what you had?

I’ll assume you ruled out cancer, stroke, other scary illnesses with a doc a while ago.

I felt more sick after this one than the 2022 boost that I had in Nov of that year. Felt flu symptoms the day after and the day AFTER that, I had a HUGE headache, so bad I wanted to puke. I almost puked on the side of the road lol.

Ear ringing went up, I’m used to it. It’s not 24/7

@jestdotty I’ll assume they found no brain tumors or other major issues that can lead to neuro issues you’re going thru?

@jestdotty you at least got checked out for brain tumors or other neuro stuff?

@jestdotty everything I have learned about Canadian medicine is that it is shit. People finding this the hard way. Now US medicine it probably also turned to shit, but you can get a different doctor. And some of the doctors are not buying pharma propaganda.

@jestdotty BOOTLEG ASPIRIN 😆😆😆😆😆!!!! WTF how fucking rediculous is that, they think there’s a bootleg version of shit anyone can get easily at a fucking gas station for a couple bucks. I needed that reassurance that I’m not the biggest dumbass 😂😂. Anyone who thinks you’d go out of your way to take a bootleg of something as cheap reliable and commonly found as aspirin is fucking smoked

The nurse summed up you were pregnant knowing you were losing your left side, scored lower on an iq test (which could’ve been simply lack of sleep or stress) tinnitus and other neuro stuff that probably aren’t common symptoms of pregnancy (I could be wrong, but it’s damn obvious to test for brain tumors first with those symptoms, NOT pregnancy). Are they lowering the min exam scores or some shit to leave the door open for dumber nurses??

@jestdotty why can’t these monkeys give u a goddam brain scan???

@jestdotty extreme one sided weakness, loss of iq (assume u weren’t hungover when u took that test), deaf ear, u said something about seeing shadows closing in on ur eyes, so vision issues…all controlled by the brain, strongly suggesting u get ur noggin checked out. Just my .02

@jestdotty same test? Every question the same? I thought they were supposed to vary to prevent memorizing

@jestdotty lol mensa sounds like a scam to get people to easily pass so they can pay for their membership while they think they’re super intelligent or some crap

Ideally they would change so you rely on reasoning

@TeachMeCode @jestdotty can I still get into Mensa for being smart enough to point out their scam?? 😁

@jestdotty nah they’re trash, don’t mean shit. I took one of those pattern recognition things in college and did well, got almost all right. It wasn’t one given by a real psychologist.

I was one of the stupid kids growing up, up until college when I busted for good grades in courses i cared about.

Here’s an example of my intellect-I was trying to break a crab claw open with a pair of scissors, wasn’t crackin it so I got pissed and wanted to test my grip strength and squeezed so hard the claw snapped and shot across the table. 😁

That was a thread highjack if I've ever seen one.

@electrineer I hijack my own lol

@jestdotty can u out do this guy in protein shake consumption? lol

https://youtu.be/qlxLJ1TzNAc/...

@jestdotty I don’t know how he’s still alive. He’s probably 400 lbs and guzzles down bottles of Mountain Dew, and I saw him slam down 50 raw eggs. He’s gonna die if he keeps this up unless he has a strong heart, not likely given how out of breath he was during that simple workout.

HIIT you have to ease in, I used to do HITT where I would spend 15 minutes sprinting up a 300 meter hill and jog back down. My legs were FUCKING DYING from the hips down to the ankles. I was in so much pain after I wanted to dial 911 each time. I was literally crying lol

I have flat dinosaur feet, so being catty is not an option. I literally have no arches

@jestdotty I have clock issues. Last Sunday I had to workout WAY earlier due to bunny day, as the gym had to close down earlier. Performance was horrible and I was SUPER tired almost the rest of the day. Went back to my usual time next time around and did amazing, and plenty of energy in the tanks.

I also notice metabolism skyrockets after 12 am and muscles have lots of energy. It REALLY sucks. Bc sleep is hard in that state

@jestdotty I’m so damn hungry right now, i want octopus for some reason. Want to boil one, ill see if i can DoorDash a live one

@jestdotty Fuck it, went for the DELISH HUGE pork chimichanga smothered in cheese sauce pico de gallo, red rice, refried beans and STILL hungry!!

I’m a heavy eater, but equally notoriously low drinker. I don’t get thirsty often for some reason but dehydration hits me badly and that’s probably why. I eat tons, love food!

FEEEEEEDDD MEEEEEE 🦈🦈