How weekends are supposed to be. Ofc it's only one part of a balanced breakfast.

Now make an Alderaan waffle

Add extra syrup to bring balance to the breakfast force

Consume a handful of Bananas to reduce the Constipation

@asgs better try berries for fibers instead of more sugar ;)

American food is terrifying on a number of levels.

I had a pepper bell / mushroom casserole with an ajvar / low fat creme fraiche casserole, some mozarelle atop. Spielt bread for the sauce and a kiwi for dessert. (For dinner, not breakfast ;))

@asgs @IntrusionCM

Dont worry, i had spinach eggs and a big glass of juice thats 1/2 straight carrot juice.

Also, there's fiber pills, colace, and if really late to the party, enemas. You'll be fine.

@donkulator shows what you know... its a "Belgian" waffle... the instant mix said so!

@awesomeest You should swallow luke in his x wing if you’re feeling constipated from eating the Death Star

@asgs is the Constipation a gastrointestinal counterpart to the Force? Like what Jabba the Hutt has?

@awesomeest do you have other Star Wars shapes, ie chewie, darth maul, grievous, jar jar, boba fett, gonk gonk droid (i want a replica, love those little guys *gonk gonk gonk*) I know latter is least likely sadly

@TeachMeCode I have no idea about any of what you said

@asgs don’t take it too seriously, lol. You said “the Constipation” and capitalized C like it’s something special like “the Force” and I made a joke about Jabba having “the constipation” bc he’s big n fat lol

@TeachMeCode :-) Pancakes are constipation-heavy, so it needed some attention

@fruitfcker she probably forms an x with them pretending she’s luke flying an x wing.

Seriously though, it can be done if you cut it with a fork first then use the chopsticks. Maybe she did that

Or they’re lightsabers…

Here’s a balanced breakfast according to TeachMeCode dietary guidelines

5 eggs and food I take from a whole pantry full of cheese and apples mmmmm

I had cereal with hot water today because I discovered some days ago that I'm lactose sensitive. it's surprisingly alright, but I'll have to look for an alternate breakfast that's simple enough that I can make it before the first coffee.

I like you subtly flexing your O'Reilly book

@awesomeest That's some party if there are enemas.

Balanced Breakfast? Yup

What a nice R2D2

@j0n4s 10/10 for the m & m mug

@j0n4s that toast thing is fully operational

@fruitfcker it's waffles... but yea i eat most things with disposable chopsticks and paper plates.

I could excuse my habits due to being handicapped/taking more time/effort... but really im just lazy and live alone. Chopsticks are cheap. You'd be surprised what i can/do ear with them.

@TeachMeCode oddly enough... i do have (and need to order more) led chopsticks in blue and red. They look like lightsabers. I sell "really cool stuff you almost always want, but never need" like those, and silicone bongs, etc

@lorentz ive become suddenly lactose intolerant 3x (yeah... im super aware that its not something that should be jumping back and forth). I found i actually like vanilla (unsweet) almond milk better than actual milk for cereal. Also, i still eat yogurt and ice cream cuz lactase supplements exist.
(Lactase is the enzyme that breaks down lactose)

@awesomeest I have a lot of lactose intolerant friends and family so I tried every readily available milk substitute already and I didn't like any of them.

Many sensitivities come and go with the level of strain. I'm pretty sure I triggered it by eating a whole tray of krémes, which is a dessert made mostly of some sort of light cream.

For some reason I thought I wouldn't be susceptible to lactose intolerance, even though there's ample precedent in my family.

@kiki i have like 10 of those pocket guides. I switch between languages often, am dyslexic and know too many languages... it's great for little syntax brain farts. Im a weirdo. I like my giant programming manuals with small text on thin, bible-esq, pages to learn languages (getting annoyingly hard to find) and pocket references.

Best, imo, is the one they made on regular expressions. It has a handful of major languages, formatting for each.

Few years ago i had to get a more recent css since i hadnt really used straight css in awhile. I seriously doubt i would've had the paitience for all the newer crap without it.

@awesomeest well if I ever go back to herb I’ll try those bongs out. I don’t want to lose jobs or a job opportunity due to failing a pee test. I’ve had my piss screened as part of background checks and failing drug tests is a ticket to termination, sadly.

I like how alcohol gives me energy and extreme euphoria (though at times it’s dysphoria, not as often though) and i prefer that over feeling like a 1000 lb sack of bowling balls like what weed did to me when I used to do it often. It was that or having it hit my brain and crank my heart rate, give me goosebumps and make me paranoid of everything. It all depends on strain of course.

But it was great if I wanted to relax and didn’t have anything interesting to do so I would doze on it.

I like chopsticks for noodles/udon/ramen/anything that involves long ass noodles

@TeachMeCode what did you do to my toast😳

@j0n4s drew the 2nd Death Star over it from return of the Jedi

@TeachMeCode looks like the potato you posted xd

@j0n4s lol I even hinted it’s fully operational then again I’m a Star Wars fan lol

@TeachMeCode fully operational potato 🥔

@j0n4s yes and that potato is from a special Star Wars potato microwave that carves potatoes into Starr wars shapes similar to how @awesomeest ‘s waffle machine carves Star Wars shapes into waffles. It’s from hasbro who produces both Star Wars and Mr potato head related toys so as expected we have this special potato oven!

The emperor himself wanted the 2nd Death Star to resemble a potato bc Mr potato head was a regarded sith who was an apprentice of Plagueis the wise and had mastered force healing so he can easily reattach his body parts

@TeachMeCode umm... nothing is being carved into waffles. The waffles are just being cooked in that shape

@awesomeest wow, neat stuff

@TeachMeCode https://sarahscucinabella.com/2015/...

@j0n4s grazie

@awesomeest @j0n4s i have vader forged on my sock

@awesomeest @j0n4s Ok img ddidnt show up in that prev post, app glitched out

Socks are my best friends against seeing the bad condition my feet are in…most people my age have back problems but for some fucked up reason my back and core are fine but my feet are dying on me

Donut eat that.

It is a deth wafl.