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ddephor
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I'm a C/C++ dev, I declare friends whenever I want.

It's easy as 'friend class John;'

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  • 5
    I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY!!!
  • 10
    Infact you can even let friends touch your privates!

    I mean wut.
  • 4
    @D--M that's called a favor.

    Besides, privacy is a myth.
  • 3
    I'm a php dev, if I want to call my friends I'd just myFriends();
  • 0
    @AlmostPerfekt should I start watching the office? It seems really cool
  • 0
    Infact, you can even remove them whenever you want just go ~friend();
    P.s #fuckyougarbagecollection
  • 1
    @RAZERZ Devs are really lucky, just make 'Friend friend = new Friend();' and if you're tired of them, just 'delete friend;'.

    But nobody wants to be a devs friend, because they're just shoved around:
    git checkout -b Friend
    git pull Friend
    git push Friend
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