I'm a C/C++ dev, I declare friends whenever I want.

It's easy as 'friend class John;'

I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY!!!

Infact you can even let friends touch your privates!

I mean wut.

@D--M that's called a favor.

Besides, privacy is a myth.

I'm a php dev, if I want to call my friends I'd just myFriends();

@AlmostPerfekt should I start watching the office? It seems really cool

Infact, you can even remove them whenever you want just go ~friend();
P.s #fuckyougarbagecollection

@RAZERZ Devs are really lucky, just make 'Friend friend = new Friend();' and if you're tired of them, just 'delete friend;'.

But nobody wants to be a devs friend, because they're just shoved around:
git checkout -b Friend
git pull Friend
git push Friend