Inspired by random updates of apps on my phone...

It's just "bug fixes and improvements", I promise!

mine literally keeps giving me notifications about how my phone has new features

I keep ignoring it but it comes back every few months

I don't want your fucking notifications

stop being creepy. leave me alone. it's like someone breaks into your house all the time to tell you about another damned MLM. fuck off. I bought this house from you but doesn't mean YOU fucking live in it. stop being a fucking creep. you're not invited. fuck off.

It’s because phones are locked in with mobile stores. You basically get hardware for production costs without commission but you pay for spyware embedded in your phone that reads and tracks everything you do. You can’t simply go to vendor website, download application and install it.

Everything you type is recorded and anonymously sent to cloud - that feature is called magic keyboard that suggests words for you.

They should force ability to install any app on any of your purchased hardware by law and ability to disable any security feature but best EU can do is some shitty third party stores that don’t work anyways.